The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.18.14

June 18th, 2014 // 389 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where black guys saying it all with their eyes has gone from an innocent meme to something I’m now terrified I’m actually making happen with my mind. What else am I capable of? Quick, Hugh Jackman, touch your wife’s hand! OH JESUS, THIS SHIT’S FOR REAL!! Um, uh…ok, just relax, everybody be cool. I will use my powers only for goo– *makes Robert Pattinson‘s brain only capable of reciting dialogue from ‘Twilight’ for the rest of his life*

This is going to be really bad,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kaya Jones Cleavage Underboob Legs Tight Dress Rise Of The Phoenix CD Release Party
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    Why is her face so white and shiny?

  2. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Full Diaper Tight Jeans
    MoreMariaNow!!
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    I almost feel bad for kanye!! almost!! lol hell no kill em both!!

  3. Sam Trammell Crazy Face True Blood Season Seven Premiere
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    “Do you think you’ll ever work again after True Blood?”

  4. Shakira Butt Tight Jean Shorts
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    Not pictured: an entire parking lot full of dead men who checked out Shakira’s ass in her husband’s presence.

  5. Rutina Wesley Cleavage Topless Under Blazer True Blood Season Seven Premiere
    Carl Rove
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    I see she’s still serving up them flap jacks

  6. Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Legs Yoga Pose In Front Of Helicopter Instagram
    Kris Jenner
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    This is a classic example of a pretty girl who has had her ass kissed her entire life and now thinks she’s special. These are basic poses and she’s supposed to be an expert

  7. Kate Middleton Wearing Headphones Replica Radio Restored WWII Codebreaking Huts Tour
    buzz
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    She’s perfect that “princess smile” for use whenever there’s a camera around.

    For fuck’s sake, you are listening to beeps…what’s there to smile about?

  8. Steven Tyler Painted Toenails Sandals Grabbing Woman Chiltern Firehouse
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    Just in…”Steven Tyler doing Sharon Stone!”

  9. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Full Diaper Tight Jeans
    Little Tongue
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    It looks as though someone’s photoshoped my great-grandma’s ass on top of Kim’s torso. Troubling.

  10. Kesha Butt Short Shorts
    Saul
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    Are we sure this isn’t Kris Kardashian-Jenner?

  11. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Surfboard Instagram
    Saul
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    Hey…wow…it’s been TWO whole days since we’ve seen this attention whore.

    How time flies when you’re having fun.

  12. Prince Harry Crazy Smile Royal Ascot 2014
    Little Tongue
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    “You’re really gonna blow me here, in front of everyone, aren’t you?”

  13. Donald Sterling Sleeping On Lounge Chair With Mystery Black Woman Palm Springs
    Saul
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    Racist douche or not, he has more money than all of us combined.

  14. Prince Harry Crazy Smile Royal Ascot 2014
    CK
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    (thinks to himself)
    “Tee-hee!! I just farted in the royal box!”

  15. Goldie Hawn Saggy Cleavage Swimsuit Kurt Russell Fat Belly Shirtless
    Toopier
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    I thought Russell and Hawn had a great, long lasting partnership.
    Now I see he has run off with Kesha.

  16. Steve Stoute Kanye West Kris Jenner Medialink Clear Channel VIP Dinner
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    “Now all I have to do is slip the wallet out and he’ll think it fell overboard.”

  17. Donald Sterling Sleeping On Lounge Chair With Mystery Black Woman Palm Springs
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    Donald Sterling’s dream: “And this year’s NAACP Lifetime Achievement Award goes to…Donald Sterling! For the 12th year in a row!” *standing ovation*

  18. Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Legs Yoga Pose In Front Of Helicopter Instagram
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    I find this woman incredibly boring.

  19. Kate Middleton Wearing Headphones Replica Radio Restored WWII Codebreaking Huts Tour
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    It’s Morse porn. “Oh yeah baby, you like those dots and dashes don’tcha, uh-huh…who’s a bad little princess?”

  20. Goldie Hawn Saggy Cleavage Swimsuit Kurt Russell Fat Belly Shirtless
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    Can’t hate on Kurt and Goldie. They’re the shit.

  21. Jaime King Nipples Swimsuit
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    When you’re a AA cup, you really shouldn’t sag.

  22. Shakira Butt Tight Jean Shorts
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    I’d bang her…Whenever! Wherever!

  23. Hugh Jackman Holding Wife Deborra Lee Furness Hand
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    He’s playing the Guy Fawkes mask in an Occupy documentary.

  24. Kate Middleton Wearing Headphones Replica Radio Restored WWII Codebreaking Huts Tour
    Art-Girl
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    -.-. .- — .. .-.. .-.. .- / … — . .-.. .-.. … / .-.. .. -.- . / .–. . . / — …- . .-.

  25. Steven Tyler Painted Toenails Sandals Grabbing Woman Chiltern Firehouse
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    “Porthos! Wait!!”

  26. Kate Middleton Wearing Headphones Replica Radio Restored WWII Codebreaking Huts Tour
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    Call me strange, but I would love to visit Bletchley Park.

  27. Steve Stoute Kanye West Kris Jenner Medialink Clear Channel VIP Dinner
    toitot
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    Oh Gawd Kris when are you going to get real and be a REAL mother to those children of yours??? She’s all menopausal and STILL carrying on like a teeny bopper like her youngest! You Kris are a joke. You CRY when you talk to your kids about stupid ass choices they made in their lives…CRY??? Like when you confronted that gold digger/don’t care a shit about kourtney as long as that money keeps rolling into his wallet Scott…you CRIED?? ! That fuker has ruined any chance your daughter has at being worshipped by a man, a very good feeling by the way and all you do is CRY to scott?? YOu have no brains and fell into this well by accident by accident fucking Robert K and he the bigger idiot for keeping you and making horrible daughters with you !

  28. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Full Diaper Tight Jeans
    Don Draper's Dad
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    Do these jeans make my ass look big? No, dear. Your ass makes those jeans look small. They’re loose fit!

  29. Jaime King Nipples Swimsuit
    Don Draper's Dad
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    Stop doing this to us!!

  30. Tom Felton Burberry Prorsum Show
    donkeylicks
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    And suddenly ankle biter takes on an entirely different meaning.

  31. Rutina Wesley Cleavage Topless Under Blazer True Blood Season Seven Premiere
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    Those are the most ugliest tits on the planet.

  32. Steve Stoute Kanye West Kris Jenner Medialink Clear Channel VIP Dinner
    cc
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    and then there were blow jobs.

  33. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Full Diaper Tight Jeans
    cc
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    Wait’ll that 320 pound truck driver finds out she stole his jeans with his ass in them.

  34. Prince Harry Crazy Smile Royal Ascot 2014
    donkeylicks
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    It begins.

  35. Joseph Gordon Levitt The Walk Set
    cc
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    What’s his number? I need to tell him about Chez Paris.

  36. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Full Diaper Tight Jeans
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    That is one ugly fat pig.

  37. Kate Middleton Wearing Headphones Replica Radio Restored WWII Codebreaking Huts Tour
    cc
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    I hope there is a plaque there commemorating Alan Turing the ‘queer’ who helped saved their asses and in return was tormented to death by the state.

  38. Coco Butt Thong Stripper Pole Instagram
    cc
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    I’ll show YOU how thick the earth’s mantle is.

  39. Prince Harry Crazy Smile Royal Ascot 2014
    cc
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    Isn’t she married to his brother?

  40. Kaya Jones Cleavage Underboob Legs Tight Dress Rise Of The Phoenix CD Release Party
    cc
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    Sorry but…LOL

  41. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Full Diaper Tight Jeans
    Saul
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    Awwww…someone’s nappy needs changed.

  42. Pamela Anderson Wrinkly Old Face Crazy Eyes Headphones 60th Taormina Film Fest
    Saul
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    “Why Yes, Tammy Faye Bakker was the inspiration for my make-up.”

  43. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Surfboard Instagram
    Surf's up
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    Nice board, I’ll take it…do I have to take the bitch?

  44. Kesha Butt Short Shorts
    Senor Trout
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    The driver, always known as an optimistic sort, was later heard saying ‘at least that wasn’t Beth Chapman.’

  45. Donald Sterling Sleeping On Lounge Chair With Mystery Black Woman Palm Springs
    Senor Trout
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    Finally, an answer to the question ‘what would Stephen Hawking look like if he really let himself go?’

  46. Steve Stoute Kanye West Kris Jenner Medialink Clear Channel VIP Dinner
    anonym
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    hahaha. Kris has her finger in his bunghole.
    There’s only one reason for that facial expression.

  47. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Full Diaper Tight Jeans
    MeigJen
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    Who the hell pays tens of thousands of dollars for a plastic ass that has to be wrapped in thousands of dollars worth of custom demin that no matter what looks like a saggy steaming diaper? WHO WANTS THIS?!

  48. Steve Stoute Kanye West Kris Jenner Medialink Clear Channel VIP Dinner
    buzz
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    LOL There’s always one bitch at the party who thinks everything is a Facebook photo op when everyone else clearly wants to be left alone.

  49. Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Legs Yoga Pose In Front Of Helicopter Instagram
    buzz
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    I guess it’s a requirement in the Baldwin family to bend over and show your brownhole at any given time.

    I bet the pilot in that helicopter would rather have had a cash tip for his service.

  50. Goldie Hawn Saggy Cleavage Swimsuit Kurt Russell Fat Belly Shirtless
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    Snake Plissken. R.J. MacReady. Jack Burton. This man will never get an unkind word from me.

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