The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.18.14

June 18th, 2014 // 389 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where black guys saying it all with their eyes has gone from an innocent meme to something I’m now terrified I’m actually making happen with my mind. What else am I capable of? Quick, Hugh Jackman, touch your wife’s hand! OH JESUS, THIS SHIT’S FOR REAL!! Um, uh…ok, just relax, everybody be cool. I will use my powers only for goo– *makes Robert Pattinson‘s brain only capable of reciting dialogue from ‘Twilight’ for the rest of his life*

This is going to be really bad,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Prince Harry Crazy Smile Royal Ascot 2014
    Commented on this photo:

    “Who wants to guess what I’m playing with right now?”

  2. Karrueche Tran Butt Tight Pants Emerson Nightclub
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    “Kim Chee Tranny?” What kind of a name is that?

    Huh? Read it again? Oh.

    Sorry, happy hour started early today.

  3. Steve Stoute Kanye West Kris Jenner Medialink Clear Channel VIP Dinner
    BlackManUSA
    Commented on this photo:

    “Come on Kanye. It will be fun!! I’ve never had one before and I DON’T
    want to go back…”

  4. Rutina Wesley Cleavage Topless Under Blazer True Blood Season Seven Premiere
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    The Predator cleans up nicely.

  5. Steven Tyler Painted Toenails Sandals Grabbing Woman Chiltern Firehouse
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, HEY! I paid for the whole hour – don’t you run away from me. I own you!

  6. Goldie Hawn Saggy Cleavage Swimsuit Kurt Russell Fat Belly Shirtless
    Karen
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    When’s he due?

  7. Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Legs Yoga Pose In Front Of Helicopter Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    So it turns out Alec is the normal one in the family.

  8. Steve Stoute Kanye West Kris Jenner Medialink Clear Channel VIP Dinner
    gooch
    Commented on this photo:

    Where’s Robert Wagner when you need him?

  9. Kaya Jones Cleavage Underboob Legs Tight Dress Rise Of The Phoenix CD Release Party
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    “Excuse me miss. Cee lo would like to know if you would like a roofie uh I mean a breath mint?”

  10. Kesha Butt Short Shorts
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    I blame clothes and weird angles……and piss drinking

  11. Rutina Wesley Cleavage Topless Under Blazer True Blood Season Seven Premiere
    Ozzie
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    She told her breast surgeon “give me the Kurt Russell”.

  12. Steve Stoute Kanye West Kris Jenner Medialink Clear Channel VIP Dinner
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    Kanye’s thinking (haha, just kidding…), “Damn, Kim must have inherited her dad’s hands because this beast’s fist is way bigger.”

  13. Karrueche Tran Butt Tight Pants Emerson Nightclub
    BlackManUSAonTwitter
    Commented on this photo:

    “Chris never beat my ass Rih Rih!!!”

  14. Kesha Butt Short Shorts
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    The fuck did I do to deserve this?

  15. Johnny Depp Playing Guitar With Willie Nelson
    soundtrack
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m cool, right? I mean, really cool! Pretty much everybody thinks that, right? And not old at all! Next movie I’ve got crazy clothes and weird facial hair and I say odd things in an odd voice and it’s great! Please say I’m cool.”

  16. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Full Diaper Tight Jeans
    Josephus
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    I guess her “somebody put something in Kanye’s ass” sense is tingling.

  17. Kate Mara Nipples Bra Sheer Top Ellen Page
    BlackManUSAonTwitter
    Commented on this photo:

    “Come on! Just three licks. Just like Mr. Owl.”

  18. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Full Diaper Tight Jeans
    Yes, yes it does
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    Does my rectal airbag make these jeans look big?

  19. Joseph Gordon Levitt The Walk Set
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    Sorry Yoko, that’s way too much lice for us to let you across the border.

  20. Coco Butt Thong Stripper Pole Instagram
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    Wonder whore powers: ACTVATE!

  21. Sam Trammell Crazy Face True Blood Season Seven Premiere
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    “Is the last season going to be watchable? HAHA-”

  22. Eva Longoria Butt Legs Tight White Shorts
    Icehawg
    Commented on this photo:

    Confused. I see her waiting for a penis from a balcony, so I naturally think Jon Hamm….but I see garbage dumpsters and her mouth open so I am expecting Gerard Butler. Oh…is this one of those tricky crazy eye pictures? If I squint, and look through the image, will I see Paz de la Huerta squatting in the middle or something?

  23. Steve Stoute Kanye West Kris Jenner Medialink Clear Channel VIP Dinner
    Short Round
    Commented on this photo:

    Kanye didn’t want to listen to the devil on his shoulder so he took a sip to drain the voice out. Until his guardian angel showed up as well telling him to shove the bitch overboard right now.

  24. Hugh Jackman Holding Wife Deborra Lee Furness Hand
    Deborra-Lee Furness
    Commented on this photo:

    It was great! I love him so much – we went sightseeing for awhile and then he said I could go shopping by myself as long as I wanted! When we met up again he admired all the clothes I bought but he did look a little sick when I said I had tried some vanilla tapioca pudding that was a little too thick and stringy.

  25. Kaya Jones Cleavage Underboob Legs Tight Dress Rise Of The Phoenix CD Release Party
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    She blew up.

  26. Kate Middleton Wearing Headphones Replica Radio Restored WWII Codebreaking Huts Tour
    karen
    Commented on this photo:

    “Something about ‘bony ass’”…

  27. Kate Mara Nipples Bra Sheer Top Ellen Page
    Kate
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    “What???…oh…yeah, sure, Ellen, there were times growing up when I wondered if I wanted to be a thespian.”

  28. Goldie Hawn Saggy Cleavage Swimsuit Kurt Russell Fat Belly Shirtless
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    It’s Stunt Man Mikes Gut.

  29. Coco Butt Thong Stripper Pole Instagram
    Sam
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    Afterward they put up a new sign saying “When you’re done with the pole be sure to wipe down any smears that resemble watery cottage cheese.”

  30. Steve Stoute Kanye West Kris Jenner Medialink Clear Channel VIP Dinner
    yourmom
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    Kanye just realized the full implication of the pre-nup.

  31. Steve Stoute Kanye West Kris Jenner Medialink Clear Channel VIP Dinner
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    This reminds me of those old cartoons where the angel would sit on the person’s right and the devil would sit on the person’s left.

  32. Robert Pattinson Sad Face GMA
    Short Round
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    He had another flashback to ANY conversation he had with Kristen Stewart.

  33. Tom Felton Burberry Prorsum Show
    Jackmac
    Commented on this photo:

    Harry Potter and the Curse of the Receding Hairline

  34. Donald Sterling Sleeping On Lounge Chair With Mystery Black Woman Palm Springs
    yourmom
    Commented on this photo:

    For being a racist dirt bag, he sure likes his ladies in brown…

  35. Johnny Depp Playing Guitar With Willie Nelson
    Commented on this photo:

    All kidding aside, the marijuana prohibition fundraiser they were playing at was a huge success.

  36. Donald Sterling Sleeping On Lounge Chair With Mystery Black Woman Palm Springs
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey kid, get out of here, you’re blocking my racism!”

  37. Johnny Depp Playing Guitar With Willie Nelson
    yourmom
    Commented on this photo:

    John Mayer, eat your heart out!!

  38. Donald Sterling Sleeping On Lounge Chair With Mystery Black Woman Palm Springs
    Commented on this photo:

    Racism doesn’t do the body good.

  39. Kaya Jones Cleavage Underboob Legs Tight Dress Rise Of The Phoenix CD Release Party
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    Black dude is totally thinking “y’all mafuckas betta hope dis ain’t no damn man ’cause I ain’t about no helping no man out of a whateva da hell dis is…”

  40. Kesha Butt Short Shorts
    ultra
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    that’s either a ballsack or a fat roll hanging out of her shorts there. either way, i’ll pass.

  41. Rutina Wesley Cleavage Topless Under Blazer True Blood Season Seven Premiere
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    Apparently blood wasn’t the only thing the vamps sucked out of her.

  42. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Full Diaper Tight Jeans
    ultra
    Commented on this photo:

    her ass isn’t big, she just has a full load in her Depends.

  43. Anna Faris Drunk Mouth Open Chiltern Firehouse
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    I bet she snorts when she laughs.

  44. Kesha Butt Short Shorts
    Flatliner
    Commented on this photo:

    Just think, it could have been worse, it could have been a short skirt with no underwear.

  45. Steve Stoute Kanye West Kris Jenner Medialink Clear Channel VIP Dinner
    Commented on this photo:

    “Kanye, I want to talk to you about your $5 million life insurance policy that has Kim as your beneficiary…no, not right now. Later is fine. Go ahead and finish your hemlock.”

  46. Goldie Hawn Saggy Cleavage Swimsuit Kurt Russell Fat Belly Shirtless
    Flatliner
    Commented on this photo:

    If Kurt was with a young beautiful gold digger here, then I would trash him but with Goldie, they seem like one of the most genuine and long lasting couples in show business.

  47. Tom Felton Burberry Prorsum Show
    Cap'n Obvious
    Commented on this photo:

    Ever wonder what Aaron Paul would look like with AIDS? Wonder no more.

  48. Steve Stoute Kanye West Kris Jenner Medialink Clear Channel VIP Dinner
    Commented on this photo:

    “Kris, stop playin’ wit’ my ass. I a’ready done told you, no mo’ nooky til tonight. A’ight?”

  49. Eva Longoria Butt Legs Tight White Shorts
    Cap'n Obvious
    Commented on this photo:

    Please allow me to introduce you two. Mr. Ravages of Time, these are the backs of Ms. Longoria’s legs.

  50. Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Legs Yoga Pose In Front Of Helicopter Instagram
    Cap'n Obvious
    Commented on this photo:

    Attention whore meter:

    0…………………………|.10

    Confirmed. We have hard confirmation.

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