The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.18.14

June 18th, 2014 // 389 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where black guys saying it all with their eyes has gone from an innocent meme to something I’m now terrified I’m actually making happen with my mind. What else am I capable of? Quick, Hugh Jackman, touch your wife’s hand! OH JESUS, THIS SHIT’S FOR REAL!! Um, uh…ok, just relax, everybody be cool. I will use my powers only for goo– *makes Robert Pattinson‘s brain only capable of reciting dialogue from ‘Twilight’ for the rest of his life*

This is going to be really bad,

- Photo Boy

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

superficial

  1. Hugh Jackman Holding Wife Deborra Lee Furness Hand
    Duh
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice beard.

  2. Joseph Gordon Levitt The Walk Set
    Commented on this photo:

    “Pas de poux. Vous pouvez aller.”

  3. Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Legs Yoga Pose In Front Of Helicopter Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s hard to out-crazy Alec, but it least she looks good doing it.

  4. Kate Mara Nipples Bra Sheer Top Ellen Page
    Commented on this photo:

    “So…the other day…I was being a lesbian and…oh, did I mention I’m a lesbian?”

  5. Robert Pattinson Sad Face GMA
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    So…dish for us Robert! Who’s the lucky lady in your life, and who’s eating her pussy?

  6. Steven Tyler Painted Toenails Sandals Grabbing Woman Chiltern Firehouse
    Farrah Abraham
    Commented on this photo:

    “I better get to Chiltern Firehouse because I’m famous too!!”

  7. Sam Trammell Crazy Face True Blood Season Seven Premiere
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    Dis how Jim Carrey look.

  8. Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Legs Yoga Pose In Front Of Helicopter Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m kind of impressed. What else can she pull out of her ass?

  9. Steven Tyler Painted Toenails Sandals Grabbing Woman Chiltern Firehouse
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, beats a walker I guess.

  10. Kate Mara Nipples Bra Sheer Top Ellen Page
    Dbag
    Commented on this photo:

    “So bro, do ya think I’m butch enough? I just need people to know.”

  11. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Full Diaper Tight Jeans
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    No matter how much this site does to prepare me for the sight of it I still sometimes gasp aloud when beholding the enormous width & girth of the thing.
    MOO

    • Art-Girl

      I know right? My first reaction was “Jesus Christ ugh!” If you’re gonna get butt implants, at least get them done right, not over done and saggy :(

  12. Tom Felton Burberry Prorsum Show
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
    Commented on this photo:

    The “Dressed to Shoot Up a High School” look

  13. Goldie Hawn Saggy Cleavage Swimsuit Kurt Russell Fat Belly Shirtless
    Commented on this photo:

    Mercifully out of focus.

  14. Hugh Jackman Holding Wife Deborra Lee Furness Hand
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    The Wolverine’s only weakness is girl cooties.

  15. Coco Butt Thong Stripper Pole Instagram
    Dbag
    Commented on this photo:

    And watch the entire pole disappear right before your eyes.

  16. Kaya Jones Cleavage Underboob Legs Tight Dress Rise Of The Phoenix CD Release Party
    Dbag
    Commented on this photo:

    Kendell did it better

  17. Pamela Anderson Wrinkly Old Face Crazy Eyes Headphones 60th Taormina Film Fest
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m not dead on the inside, just hollow. Have you seen Tommy Lee’s penis?”

  18. Kate Mara Nipples Bra Sheer Top Ellen Page
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    I just wish there was audio. You can never get enough delightful discussion about the two Women’s Studies courses your girlfriend took in college.

  19. Kaya Jones Cleavage Underboob Legs Tight Dress Rise Of The Phoenix CD Release Party
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sure she’s given a rise to the entire Phoenix Suns’ roster.

  20. Kate Middleton Wearing Headphones Replica Radio Restored WWII Codebreaking Huts Tour
    Commented on this photo:

    “Let’s find out what that scamp, Winston Smith, is up to today.”

  21. Sam Trammell Crazy Face True Blood Season Seven Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    NOTHING ever said about that horrendously unwatchable, shitty show could have been interesting/funny enough to illicit that reaction…NOTHING!

  22. Coco Butt Thong Stripper Pole Instagram
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Pole VS Coco
    The big blonde will take it down, no doubt.
    Hope the video appears here soon.

  23. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Full Diaper Tight Jeans
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
    Commented on this photo:

    How can a woman’s ass be pregnant with twins?

    • Rasputin's Evil Twin

      Forget I asked – I don’t want to know. Grigori and I have too many things to drink out off our minds already, and half of them came from this site.

  24. Tom Felton Burberry Prorsum Show
    Steve R.
    Commented on this photo:

    Much like planking, Paddington bearing is the latest fad.

  25. Pamela Anderson Wrinkly Old Face Crazy Eyes Headphones 60th Taormina Film Fest
    Commented on this photo:

    “No, I can’t move my face out of this position. I haven’t been able to for at least two years. Next question?”

  26. Steven Tyler Painted Toenails Sandals Grabbing Woman Chiltern Firehouse
    Commented on this photo:

    “Running late. Just have Depp fill in for me. No one’ll know.”

  27. Prince Harry Crazy Smile Royal Ascot 2014
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, I get pretty psyched about ascots too.

  28. Kate Mara Nipples Bra Sheer Top Ellen Page
    Derek
    Commented on this photo:

    Id bang the tits of Kate.

  29. Kate Mara Nipples Bra Sheer Top Ellen Page
    Commented on this photo:

    So we’ve all known for quite some time that the one on the right was a lost cause but PLEASE GOD IN HEAVEN not the one on the left. She’s actually attractive. Granted, not in this picture (save her great tits). But when she’s all gussied up, she’s all that and a bag of chips!

  30. Kate Middleton Wearing Headphones Replica Radio Restored WWII Codebreaking Huts Tour
    Commented on this photo:

    “How do I get Facebook on this thing?”

  31. Joseph Gordon Levitt The Walk Set
    Commented on this photo:

    This must be some kind of Laugh-In remake.

  32. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Full Diaper Tight Jeans
    Spanky
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, those jeans make your butt look big.

  33. Kaya Jones Cleavage Underboob Legs Tight Dress Rise Of The Phoenix CD Release Party
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    Somewhere there is a hunter in a tree-stand waiting for the black man to get closer to the decoy.

  34. Robert Pattinson Sad Face GMA
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey, Robert! Do your Kristen Stewart impression!”

  35. Prince Harry Crazy Smile Royal Ascot 2014
    Commented on this photo:

    “I am the prince! I won’t have any of this ‘You can’t take a shit right here’ poppycock!”

  36. Steve Stoute Kanye West Kris Jenner Medialink Clear Channel VIP Dinner
    aj
    Commented on this photo:

    “Wow, Kanye with all the wine you’ve been drinking lately, you’re going to be up all night peeing…DAMN IT” -Kris

  37. Pamela Anderson Wrinkly Old Face Crazy Eyes Headphones 60th Taormina Film Fest
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
    Commented on this photo:

    “No, my boys haven’t seen the sex tape yet. Oh, really? Oh, shit…”

  38. Anna Faris Drunk Mouth Open Chiltern Firehouse
    Commented on this photo:

    She is smoking hot…hold on…SKELETON HANDS! Jesus, hadn’t seen them before. No wonder they don’t show those bad boys on camera!

  39. Rutina Wesley Cleavage Topless Under Blazer True Blood Season Seven Premiere
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m going in boys. And I don’t think I’m coming back.

  40. Kate Mara Nipples Bra Sheer Top Ellen Page
    Commented on this photo:

    “What I’m recruiting you for is not really a religion, it’s more of a lifestyle…”

  41. Prince Harry Crazy Smile Royal Ascot 2014
    Commented on this photo:

    Fortunately, the colonoscopy turned out negative.

  42. Kaya Jones Cleavage Underboob Legs Tight Dress Rise Of The Phoenix CD Release Party
    Commented on this photo:

    Hmmm… That dress… well, perhaps it would have looked good 40 lbs ago.

  43. Coco Butt Thong Stripper Pole Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    2 girls,1 pole.

  44. Goldie Hawn Saggy Cleavage Swimsuit Kurt Russell Fat Belly Shirtless
    Commented on this photo:

    Kurt was looking very good until a few years ago, and then he said “to hell with it” and now we have this. Very disappointing as I always thought he was a very cute older man.

  45. Kaya Jones Cleavage Underboob Legs Tight Dress Rise Of The Phoenix CD Release Party
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hang on, girl. Lemme make sure the circuitry in your joints are compatible with the positronic matrix in your neural network. I payed good money for a robot ho.”
    “Android ho.”
    “Whatever.”

  46. Eva Longoria Butt Legs Tight White Shorts
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    Sorry, but the true glory of the Skarsgard penis can’t be captured by any mere camera.

  47. Kesha Butt Short Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    Ew. To the MAX!

  48. Steve Stoute Kanye West Kris Jenner Medialink Clear Channel VIP Dinner
    Commented on this photo:

    The two of them are such disgusting human beings, it wouldn’t surprise me if they were fucking each other.

  49. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Surfboard Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    Mix it up a bit. Show a hint of butthole.

  50. Hugh Jackman Holding Wife Deborra Lee Furness Hand
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s really impolite to bring your wife to a gay biker convention.

Leave A Comment