The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.18.14

June 18th, 2014 // 389 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where black guys saying it all with their eyes has gone from an innocent meme to something I’m now terrified I’m actually making happen with my mind. What else am I capable of? Quick, Hugh Jackman, touch your wife’s hand! OH JESUS, THIS SHIT’S FOR REAL!! Um, uh…ok, just relax, everybody be cool. I will use my powers only for goo– *makes Robert Pattinson‘s brain only capable of reciting dialogue from ‘Twilight’ for the rest of his life*

This is going to be really bad,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Steve Stoute Kanye West Kris Jenner Medialink Clear Channel VIP Dinner
    JimBB
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    Bubba was Kanye’s bestest friend.

  2. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Full Diaper Tight Jeans
    kenny
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    Yep, Trump was right again.

  3. Goldie Hawn Saggy Cleavage Swimsuit Kurt Russell Fat Belly Shirtless
    JimBB
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    He escaped from New York
    He escaped from L.A.
    But he couldn’t escape from time

  4. Steve Stoute Kanye West Kris Jenner Medialink Clear Channel VIP Dinner
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    “Mama’s gonna have fun tonight!”

  5. Joseph Gordon Levitt The Walk Set
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    I have mixed feelings about this new Pink Panther movie. I can’t see Edward Burns as Inspector Clouseau, but damn, Jackie Chan makes the best Cato.

  6. Kate Middleton Wearing Headphones Replica Radio Restored WWII Codebreaking Huts Tour
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    — -… . -.– / – …. . / –.- ..- . . -. / — .-. / — . . – / – …. . / -.-. — -. -.-. .-. . – . / .–. .. .-.. .-.. .- .-.

  7. Steve Stoute Kanye West Kris Jenner Medialink Clear Channel VIP Dinner
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    The Top, the Bottom and the Tranny.

  8. Donald Sterling Sleeping On Lounge Chair With Mystery Black Woman Palm Springs
    JimBB
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    Dementia means never having to say you’re sorry.

  9. Steve Stoute Kanye West Kris Jenner Medialink Clear Channel VIP Dinner
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    “I have made a terrible mistake! First I banged the fat one, now the old one has her hand on my ass…Alcohol, take me away!”

  10. Kesha Butt Short Shorts
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    “Oh ya, I gotta pick up a box of garbage bags on the way home tonight.”

  11. Steve Stoute Kanye West Kris Jenner Medialink Clear Channel VIP Dinner
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    “Vain, Impudent Parasites”?

  12. Tom Felton Burberry Prorsum Show
    JimBB
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    Note to self: Wait for Halloween to wear my “Tears for Fears” costume.

  13. Steve Stoute Kanye West Kris Jenner Medialink Clear Channel VIP Dinner
    George P Burdell
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    Kris, I’ll give you 15 minutes to get your thumb out of my ass or to start wiggling it again.

  14. Steve Stoute Kanye West Kris Jenner Medialink Clear Channel VIP Dinner
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    That’s right Kanye. Ignore her and she’ll go away.

  15. Kesha Butt Short Shorts
    George P Burdell
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    It is always the black drier who get caught looking at the fat white ass.

  16. Johnny Depp Playing Guitar With Willie Nelson
    JimBB
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    $10 says he believed them when they told him it was actually plugged in.

  17. Kesha Butt Short Shorts
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She has the ass of a young David Hasselhoff.

  18. Steve Stoute Kanye West Kris Jenner Medialink Clear Channel VIP Dinner
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    “Now I ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger…”

  19. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Surfboard Instagram
    George P Burdell
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    I was worried her 15 minutes were up.

  20. Steve Stoute Kanye West Kris Jenner Medialink Clear Channel VIP Dinner
    Jamie K.
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    Kris breaks the forth wall to let us all know that Kanye is dutifully taking his “medication”.

  21. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Full Diaper Tight Jeans
    JimBB
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    A few more PSI and we’re going to be facing a crisis of Michael Bay proportions.

  22. Donald Sterling Sleeping On Lounge Chair With Mystery Black Woman Palm Springs
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    Later, the douchebag’s dad said, “Look I don’t mind you being friends with him, but I don’t want you posting pictures of yourself with him.”

  23. Kesha Butt Short Shorts
    Elsa
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    Go back to rehab porky!!

  24. Johnny Depp Playing Guitar With Willie Nelson
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    Also not picture…anyone with musical talent.

  25. Donald Sterling Sleeping On Lounge Chair With Mystery Black Woman Palm Springs
    George P Burdell
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    I guess is is really the Donald Sterling hooker sneeze guard and not a V. Stiviano fashion choice.

  26. Steven Tyler Painted Toenails Sandals Grabbing Woman Chiltern Firehouse
    dontkillthemessenger
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    At least we know who Patient Zero was.

  27. Johnny Depp Playing Guitar With Willie Nelson
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    Also not pictured…anyone with musical talent.

  28. Prince Harry Crazy Smile Royal Ascot 2014
    Great White Pygmy
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    I’m confused. The PRINCE has a royal box?

  29. Rutina Wesley Cleavage Topless Under Blazer True Blood Season Seven Premiere
    George P Burdell
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    Kim proved this looks better with bolt-ons.

  30. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Full Diaper Tight Jeans
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    “Hello? Can you believe it? Somehow, I accidently butt dialed you AGAIN! Why does that keep happening to me?”

  31. Goldie Hawn Saggy Cleavage Swimsuit Kurt Russell Fat Belly Shirtless
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    Overboard 2: Captain Ron Meet’s Tits A-hoy

  32. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Surfboard Instagram
    Tommy T.
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    Does anyone really care about this chick anymore? We get it. We’ve seen your ass and surfboard on a beach. I’ve seen 100 chicks as good or better looking than you on any given day at the mall.

  33. Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Legs Yoga Pose In Front Of Helicopter Instagram
    JimBB
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    You know, bragging about being the “richest yoga instructor in history” is kind of like bragging about getting a promotion at McDonalds.

  34. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Surfboard Instagram
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    Does she surf of just takes pictures with her board?

    • BigOkie

      I was beginning to wonder the same thing. I’ve never seen her in the water and she’s always got this 3/4 turned ass profile pic. I knew even just seeing the thumbnail for a brief half second that this was the surfer chick with the “not terrible” ass.

      So until I see a nip slip or letting her vag hang out, I’m over her.

  35. Donald Sterling Sleeping On Lounge Chair With Mystery Black Woman Palm Springs
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    That’s not Donald Sterling. That’s Jon Favreau, director of Iron Man.

  36. Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Legs Yoga Pose In Front Of Helicopter Instagram
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    Not seen…Alec being arrested for Hilaria doing yoga in front of a helicopter.

  37. Pamela Anderson Wrinkly Old Face Crazy Eyes Headphones 60th Taormina Film Fest
    JimBB
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    …Okay. So does anyone have any questions about my breasts?

  38. Donald Sterling Sleeping On Lounge Chair With Mystery Black Woman Palm Springs
    Tommy T.
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    I can definitly see what V. found so attractive.

  39. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Full Diaper Tight Jeans
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    Kim, the reason that tribble is shrieking is because your ass looks like the Klingon home planet.

  40. Anna Faris Drunk Mouth Open Chiltern Firehouse
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    Looks like a panel to one of Fish’s Bertney™ stories.

    • JimBB

      Bertney’s daddy told her he was taking her to the firehouse. Bertney was glad, ’cause she really likes chili.

  41. Robert Pattinson Sad Face GMA
    George P Burdell
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    Finally, the man who make Keanu Reeves look like a passionate intelligent man.

  42. Tom Felton Burberry Prorsum Show
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    He should team up with Radcliffe to make the sequel to The Dallas Buyer’s Club.

  43. Pamela Anderson Wrinkly Old Face Crazy Eyes Headphones 60th Taormina Film Fest
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    “Why, yes. I did used to be beautiful. Thank you very much for asking. Next question?”

  44. Kate Mara Nipples Bra Sheer Top Ellen Page
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m glad she finally came out of the closet. It was a shock to all 3 people who didn’t know.

  45. Prince Harry Crazy Smile Royal Ascot 2014
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    He needs a nametag?

  46. Joseph Gordon Levitt The Walk Set
    JimBB
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    Looks like someone is about to get roughed up by Canadian cops. You’re going to be getting a very rude talking to, young man!

  47. Steve Stoute Kanye West Kris Jenner Medialink Clear Channel VIP Dinner
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    The look on her face says, “Hey, kid, ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?”

  48. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Full Diaper Tight Jeans
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    JEEE-sus.

  49. Steven Tyler Painted Toenails Sandals Grabbing Woman Chiltern Firehouse
    George P Burdell
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    Quick! Run! Its Lindsay!

  50. Tom Felton Burberry Prorsum Show
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    “Can someone tell J.K. Rowlings I need a job?”

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