The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.17.15

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily collection of random shit like A-Rod’s charity work mixed with hot young chicks showing their boobs on Instagram like Madonna, because we identify as an intellectual humor site despite being born into a nipple slip and panty flash family. Which you just have to accept that in the name of progressive tolerance. Wow, that felt good. I never knew slamming words together without context or meaning could be so fun. And the meek shall inherit the Earth drug test welfare recipients hell yes death penalty abortion stops a beating heart. Wait, is this what church is like? Because I’m definitely reconsidering.

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