Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Heroin™ – “Yes, we’ve seen John Connor.” Inside you’ll find Miranda Kerr, who managed to completely shut down LAX security for a solid 30-45 seconds yesterday, Richard Belzer attempting his impersonation of anyone still watching Law & Order, and Josh Duhamel who is overjoyed now that this tiny killer has finally been trained to attack at the sound of a jock strap hitting the floor.
On account of Fergie secretly being a man using his/her penis to have sex with him is what I’m getting at,
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I am vacuous, oh so vacuous. It’s a sing along… sung to I am pretty
Just a few more minutes. Just keep standing like that. “Johnny, you getting this uploaded.”
Danny Devito is doing movies again?
“EDDIE!! I WANT WHAT’S COMIN’ TO ME!! HALF!!”
Coco attempts to confuse onlookers with her “dazzle dress.”
So what a second. Let me get this straight. If she was still a fatty, she would be chastised for that because there’s nothing worse in the world than an overweight woman, apparently. But when she loses the weight, you jump all over them stretch marks which are a result of said weight loss. THE INTERNET CANNOT BE SATIATED.
Dog looks traumatized like those poor souls in Second Mile. /too soon
“I didn’t realize it was so big!”
Is she at the Ghetto Film Fest. with Tracy Morgan?! Where ever she is, no place for a lady to walk around unescorted.
Hunger Games….Worst diet book ever.
Love the toe though.
Pull up kid..
Kd Lang looks awful!
The dog can smell the peanut butter on his fingers.
The only star in that picture is Pauly D’s elbow.
Hillary Dufflebag.
K2 is a helluva drug.
Oz ended a long time ago, dawg. And if I were Meloni, I wouldn’t be servicing anybody but Skarsgard.
Her waist isn’t playing hide-n-seek today. Shocker.
Trollmobile, what?
Moose! Knuckle!
Winnie + Degree in Mathematics = divorcee with breast implants. Welcome to reality, hon. We’ve been saving you a seat.
Christ on a cracker. That girl’s a bowser.
Sigh. Ladies, here’s a tip. If you’re not skinny., don’t try to wear skinny jeans. K?
“Lucky, you look just like my beard, Fergie!”
Those things won’t ship at the Flat rate.
she looks like she’d be sticky to touch.