The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.13.12

June 13th, 2012 // 390 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Heroin™ – “Yes, we’ve seen John Connor.” Inside you’ll find Miranda Kerr, who managed to completely shut down LAX security for a solid 30-45 seconds yesterday, Richard Belzer attempting his impersonation of anyone still watching Law & Order, and Josh Duhamel who is overjoyed now that this tiny killer has finally been trained to attack at the sound of a jock strap hitting the floor.

On account of Fergie secretly being a man using his/her penis to have sex with him is what I’m getting at,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Coco Cleavage Legs Minidress
    ADamnShame
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    I am vacuous, oh so vacuous. It’s a sing along… sung to I am pretty

  2. Miranda Kerr Full Body Scan LAX
    ADamnShame
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    Just a few more minutes. Just keep standing like that. “Johnny, you getting this uploaded.”

  3. Miranda Kerr Full Body Scan LAX
    Maru
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    Danny Devito is doing movies again?

  4. Rocsi Diaz Bikini Eddie Murphy Girlfriend
    Codot
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    “EDDIE!! I WANT WHAT’S COMIN’ TO ME!! HALF!!”

  5. Coco Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Hugh Jazz
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    Coco attempts to confuse onlookers with her “dazzle dress.”

  6. Viola Davis Cleavage Women In Film Crystal + Lucy Awards
    Pits of a feather
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    So what a second. Let me get this straight. If she was still a fatty, she would be chastised for that because there’s nothing worse in the world than an overweight woman, apparently. But when she loses the weight, you jump all over them stretch marks which are a result of said weight loss. THE INTERNET CANNOT BE SATIATED.

  7. Josh Duhamel Dog Lucky High-Five for Pet Adoption
    mike
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    Dog looks traumatized like those poor souls in Second Mile. /too soon

  8. Katy Perry Cleavage City Of Hope Honors
    just here for laughs
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    “I didn’t realize it was so big!”

  9. Uma Thurman Huge Pregnant Breasts
    mike
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    Is she at the Ghetto Film Fest. with Tracy Morgan?! Where ever she is, no place for a lady to walk around unescorted.

  10. Jennifer Lawrence Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    Hunger Games….Worst diet book ever.

    Love the toe though.

  11. Edward Furlong Cigarette Yellow Teeth
    bigalkie
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    Pull up kid..

  12. Edward Furlong Cigarette Yellow Teeth
    Lee
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    Kd Lang looks awful!

  13. Josh Duhamel Dog Lucky High-Five for Pet Adoption
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    The dog can smell the peanut butter on his fingers.

  14. Snooki Cleavage Scooter Pauly D
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    The only star in that picture is Pauly D’s elbow.

  15. Hilary Duff
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    Hillary Dufflebag.

  16. Edward Furlong Cigarette Yellow Teeth
    shaniqua nunyadambidness
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    K2 is a helluva drug.

  17. Richard Belzer
    shaniqua nunyadambidness
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    Oz ended a long time ago, dawg. And if I were Meloni, I wouldn’t be servicing anybody but Skarsgard.

  18. Coco Cleavage Legs Minidress
    shaniqua nunyadambidness
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    Her waist isn’t playing hide-n-seek today. Shocker.

  19. Snooki Cleavage Scooter Pauly D
    shaniqua nunyadambidness
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    Trollmobile, what?

  20. Jennifer Lawrence Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    shaniqua nunyadambidness
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    Moose! Knuckle!

  21. Danica McKellar Cleavage Women In Film Crystal + Lucy Awards
    shaniqua nunyadambidness
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    Winnie + Degree in Mathematics = divorcee with breast implants. Welcome to reality, hon. We’ve been saving you a seat.

  22. Lisa Kudrow Cleavage
    shaniqua nunyadambidness
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    Christ on a cracker. That girl’s a bowser.

  23. Hilary Duff
    shaniqua nunyadambidness
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    Sigh. Ladies, here’s a tip. If you’re not skinny., don’t try to wear skinny jeans. K?

  24. Josh Duhamel Dog Lucky High-Five for Pet Adoption
    shaniqua nunyadambidness
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    “Lucky, you look just like my beard, Fergie!”

  25. Uma Thurman Huge Pregnant Breasts
    shaniqua nunyadambidness
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    Those things won’t ship at the Flat rate.

  26. Coco Cleavage Legs Minidress
    oliver
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    she looks like she’d be sticky to touch.

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