The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.13.12

June 13th, 2012 // 390 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Heroin™ – “Yes, we’ve seen John Connor.” Inside you’ll find Miranda Kerr, who managed to completely shut down LAX security for a solid 30-45 seconds yesterday, Richard Belzer attempting his impersonation of anyone still watching Law & Order, and Josh Duhamel who is overjoyed now that this tiny killer has finally been trained to attack at the sound of a jock strap hitting the floor.

On account of Fergie secretly being a man using his/her penis to have sex with him is what I’m getting at,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Snooki Cleavage Scooter Pauly D
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    Someone stole Tony Stark’s geriatric suit prototype.

  2. Uma Thurman Huge Pregnant Breasts
    lily
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    omg they are HUGE, is she still pregnant?

  3. Snooki Cleavage Scooter Pauly D
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    This is like the 14th photo in a row of these greasy shitbags where the “Shore Store” branded tourist clothing and accessories are in prominent display.

    Honestly, what demographic do these fucks market towards?

  4. Snooki Cleavage Scooter Pauly D
    JC
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    America: For When Walking to and from Your Car Is Just Too Much.

  5. Josh Duhamel Dog Lucky High-Five for Pet Adoption
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    “Josh Duhamel likes it doggie style”

  6. Nathalia Ramos Cleavage Dress Riding Bike
    Cock Dr
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    Don’t know her but it’s cute.

  7. Jennifer Lawrence Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    JC
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    You can see the outline of her Little Katniss.

  8. Katy Perry Cleavage City Of Hope Honors
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    “I sucked a mic and I liked it!”

    • Speaking of sucking, a friend went to see Prometheus and said it sucked ass.

      • Anjyp

        It didn’t. Your friend’s a moron.

      • r,

        prometheus is actually brilliant. but it doesn’t spoon feed you it’s plot, so i guess that’s the hard part for your friend. the implications of the events in the film can be interpreted many different ways, and each make sense. so it is up to the viewer to decide what the movie means. your friend must like being told what to think.

  9. Coco Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Cock Dr
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    She works hard being CoCo.

  10. Uma Thurman Huge Pregnant Breasts
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    “Shhhhh…. go to sleep… mommy will be right back… now pull that envelope over your face… shhhhhh….”

  11. Richard Belzer
    Crabby Old Guy
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    Hmm. normally his head is stuffed all the way up his ass. Must have been taking time out for a cigarette.

  12. Edward Furlong Cigarette Yellow Teeth
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    “Braaaiiii… cough…cough hack… nnnnssss!!!”

  13. Miranda Kerr Full Body Scan LAX
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    Amanda Seyfried is the world’s most glamorous supermodel. Everyone thinks she has it all, but there’s something missing in her life.

    Cheech Marin is an LAX airport security guard. He’s happy-go-lucky on the outside, but every day he goes home to an empty apartment.

    This summer, these two will meet, and begin the most unexpected love story you’ve ever seen…

  14. Miranda Kerr Full Body Scan LAX
    JC
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    Unfortunately, Agent Shalahi didn’t know that Miranda had filled her vagina with pool cue chalk, just in case she needed evidence against the TSA.

  15. Nathalia Ramos Cleavage Dress Riding Bike
    lily
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    she’s really cute!

  16. Nathalia Ramos Cleavage Dress Riding Bike
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Yes you’ll look sweet… upon the seat… of a bicycle built… for BOOBS!!!

  17. Coco Cleavage Legs Minidress
    lily
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    the most clothes ive ever seen on her

  18. Richard Belzer
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    “Quick! Somebody fetch me a breath mint!”

  19. Snooki Cleavage Scooter Pauly D
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Yikes… I thought it was Hawking and Einstein in the thumbnail

  20. Rocsi Diaz Bikini Eddie Murphy Girlfriend
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    The sea was angry that day, my friends, sending back soup like an old man in a deli.

  21. Lisa Kudrow Cleavage
    Matty
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    Funny, after looking at this pic I ended up with the exact same expression.

  22. Jennifer Lawrence Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    lily
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    i like her

  23. Miranda Kerr Full Body Scan LAX
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    Amanda Seyfried is the world’s most glamorous supermodel. Everyone thinks she has it all, but she feels there’s something missing in her life.

    Cheech Marin is an LAX airport security guard. He’s happy-go-lucky on the outside, but every day he goes home to an empty apartment.

    This summer, these two will meet, and begin the most unexpected love story you’ve ever seen…

  24. Jennifer Lawrence Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    The camel hungers for some games.

  25. Danica McKellar Cleavage Women In Film Crystal + Lucy Awards
    lily
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    cute

  26. Edward Furlong Cigarette Yellow Teeth
    EricLr
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    He’s only smiling because, thanks to Nick Stahl, he’s no longer the *worst* drugged-out fuckup ex-John Connor.

  27. Uma Thurman Huge Pregnant Breasts
    cagster
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    Old lady jubblies

  28. Viola Davis Cleavage Women In Film Crystal + Lucy Awards
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    Diva.

  29. Danica McKellar Cleavage Women In Film Crystal + Lucy Awards
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Sorry… don’t get it. I’m trying…. but no.

  30. Rocsi Diaz Bikini Eddie Murphy Girlfriend
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    Nice tucking!

  31. Snooki Cleavage Scooter Pauly D
    EricLr
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    I just hope the Scooter rental place realized that they were going to have to burn the seat afterwards.

  32. Miranda Kerr Full Body Scan LAX
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    Fish, check your goddamn spam filter. I think my bit’s funny, but the filter apparently doesn’t.

  33. Nathalia Ramos Cleavage Dress Riding Bike
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    I approve of this message!

  34. Lisa Kudrow Cleavage
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    She’s turning into Nicholas Cage.

  35. Danica McKellar Cleavage Women In Film Crystal + Lucy Awards
    EricLr
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    I would have figured her a more natural fit for the “2012 Women Who Were Once on Television Briefly” awards.

  36. Viola Davis Cleavage Women In Film Crystal + Lucy Awards
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    I’d say she has nice upper arms, but that would be a stretch.

  37. Edward Furlong Cigarette Yellow Teeth
    windmillarms
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    KD Lang looks great.

  38. Edward Furlong Cigarette Yellow Teeth
    hank hill
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    speedballin’

  39. Lisa Kudrow Cleavage
    EricLr
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    Looks like she’s as surprised as I am that someone is taking her picture.

  40. Viola Davis Cleavage Women In Film Crystal + Lucy Awards
    EricLr
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    I’m just glad they didn’t put her against a black background.

  41. Miranda Kerr Full Body Scan LAX
    Jake
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    Wow. He’s going to make all his friends who work at the call center jealous.

  42. Miranda Kerr Full Body Scan LAX
    EricLr
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    Now bend over and touch your vagina.

    No…slower, ma’am

  43. Miranda Kerr Full Body Scan LAX
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    He’s freaking out because the image in the X-ray looks exactly like what he sees.

  44. Lisa Kudrow Cleavage
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    Lisa better watch out, Amber there has been known to crack some skulls.

  45. Uma Thurman Huge Pregnant Breasts
    alex
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    I think I see a nipple.

  46. Jennifer Lawrence Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    EricLr
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    Is there any woman in Hollywood NOT wearing yoga pants?

    I mean, aside from Tom Cruise, of course.

  47. Miranda Kerr Full Body Scan LAX
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Now lift your shirt please. No, no, do not worry lady, I cannot touch you. Look, I am in a glass box.

  48. Uma Thurman Huge Pregnant Breasts
    EricLr
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    Uh, yeah, Talky The Mailbox is really more about talking to kids about the postal service. I don’t think I can score you more Valium.

  49. Rocsi Diaz Bikini Eddie Murphy Girlfriend
    San Remo
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    If I was worth 90 million I would care to pay something better than this to hide my homosexuality.

  50. Coco Cleavage Legs Minidress
    the duderino
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    Her implants have gotten square over time. I’d still bang the ever loving shit out of her, mind you.

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