Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Heroin™ – “Yes, we’ve seen John Connor.” Inside you’ll find Miranda Kerr, who managed to completely shut down LAX security for a solid 30-45 seconds yesterday, Richard Belzer attempting his impersonation of anyone still watching Law & Order, and Josh Duhamel who is overjoyed now that this tiny killer has finally been trained to attack at the sound of a jock strap hitting the floor.
On account of Fergie secretly being a man using his/her penis to have sex with him is what I’m getting at,
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Someone stole Tony Stark’s geriatric suit prototype.
omg they are HUGE, is she still pregnant?
This is like the 14th photo in a row of these greasy shitbags where the “Shore Store” branded tourist clothing and accessories are in prominent display.
Honestly, what demographic do these fucks market towards?
Dumbshit kids.
And it must be working. *shudder*
America: For When Walking to and from Your Car Is Just Too Much.
“Josh Duhamel likes it doggie style”
Don’t know her but it’s cute.
You can see the outline of her Little Katniss.
“I sucked a mic and I liked it!”
Speaking of sucking, a friend went to see Prometheus and said it sucked ass.
It didn’t. Your friend’s a moron.
prometheus is actually brilliant. but it doesn’t spoon feed you it’s plot, so i guess that’s the hard part for your friend. the implications of the events in the film can be interpreted many different ways, and each make sense. so it is up to the viewer to decide what the movie means. your friend must like being told what to think.
She works hard being CoCo.
“Shhhhh…. go to sleep… mommy will be right back… now pull that envelope over your face… shhhhhh….”
winner!!
Hmm. normally his head is stuffed all the way up his ass. Must have been taking time out for a cigarette.
“Braaaiiii… cough…cough hack… nnnnssss!!!”
Amanda Seyfried is the world’s most glamorous supermodel. Everyone thinks she has it all, but there’s something missing in her life.
Cheech Marin is an LAX airport security guard. He’s happy-go-lucky on the outside, but every day he goes home to an empty apartment.
This summer, these two will meet, and begin the most unexpected love story you’ve ever seen…
Unfortunately, Agent Shalahi didn’t know that Miranda had filled her vagina with pool cue chalk, just in case she needed evidence against the TSA.
she’s really cute!
Yes you’ll look sweet… upon the seat… of a bicycle built… for BOOBS!!!
the most clothes ive ever seen on her
“Quick! Somebody fetch me a breath mint!”
Yikes… I thought it was Hawking and Einstein in the thumbnail
This is one of my favorite comments of all fucking time. fucking gold.
The sea was angry that day, my friends, sending back soup like an old man in a deli.
I give you 2:1 odds that won’t work.
That’s pretty close Tom,
“….like an old man sending back soup at a deli”.
But you’re not wrong here, that sea does look angry…and soup.
Duh. That was deliberate. I mean, look at that backwash.
(I knew someone would say I got it wrong.)
Shhh
Funny, after looking at this pic I ended up with the exact same expression.
i like her
Amanda Seyfried is the world’s most glamorous supermodel. Everyone thinks she has it all, but she feels there’s something missing in her life.
Cheech Marin is an LAX airport security guard. He’s happy-go-lucky on the outside, but every day he goes home to an empty apartment.
This summer, these two will meet, and begin the most unexpected love story you’ve ever seen…
The camel hungers for some games.
cute
He’s only smiling because, thanks to Nick Stahl, he’s no longer the *worst* drugged-out fuckup ex-John Connor.
Old lady jubblies
Diva.
Sorry… don’t get it. I’m trying…. but no.
For clarification… that’s not her talking, I mean I don’t get the attraction.
Nice tucking!
I just hope the Scooter rental place realized that they were going to have to burn the seat afterwards.
I guess we know where the seat came from in yesterday’s pic…or was it the day before…hell I don’t know.
Fish, check your goddamn spam filter. I think my bit’s funny, but the filter apparently doesn’t.
Hence the double post above.
I approve of this message!
Is it cool that I read your posts like they were written by circa 1985 Chevy Chase?
Sure, thank you very little.
Fletch, you should read some of the books, especially Fletch’s Fortune. You’ll expand your material, plus nobody else will know where you’re stealing it from, so they’ll think your humor is original.
She’s turning into Nicholas Cage.
I would have figured her a more natural fit for the “2012 Women Who Were Once on Television Briefly” awards.
I want to boo you on this statement, but honestly, well, you can’t argue with the facts.
I’d say she has nice upper arms, but that would be a stretch.
Win.
KD Lang looks great.
My thought exactly! …then I zoomed in.
It’s not KD, nor great.
speedballin’
Looks like she’s as surprised as I am that someone is taking her picture.
I’m just glad they didn’t put her against a black background.
Wow. He’s going to make all his friends who work at the call center jealous.
Now bend over and touch your vagina.
No…slower, ma’am
He’s freaking out because the image in the X-ray looks exactly like what he sees.
Which is probably why the dude behind them is calling all his colleagues over.
Lisa better watch out, Amber there has been known to crack some skulls.
I think I see a nipple.
Is there any woman in Hollywood NOT wearing yoga pants?
I mean, aside from Tom Cruise, of course.
Now lift your shirt please. No, no, do not worry lady, I cannot touch you. Look, I am in a glass box.
Uh, yeah, Talky The Mailbox is really more about talking to kids about the postal service. I don’t think I can score you more Valium.
If I was worth 90 million I would care to pay something better than this to hide my homosexuality.
Her implants have gotten square over time. I’d still bang the ever loving shit out of her, mind you.
Ditto.
Why in the hell would you want to bang a nasty plastic b*tch that probably craps herself every time she farts from getting taken up the old dirty road one to many times.