The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.12.13

June 12th, 2013 // 374 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that trudges on despite the news that true love died today. Somewhere, Kim Kardashian is weeping into a camera, then resetting and doing it again because the lighting was off. But it’s not all bad news, because unlike the already deadbeat Kanye, Bill Clinton got invited to The Father of the Year Awards. Also, Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to fix world finance and Corey Feldman‘s hooker game seems to have gone from meth head to coke whore, so there is a bright side here today.

“Don’t look now, but the universe is flashing its vagina right behind your head again.” Joe Manganiello to Alexander Skarsgard just now,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
    Eric
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    His career was over before she was even born.

  2. Anthony Weiner Mayoral Debate
    eric
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    He wants to win the Oscar Mayor Weiner.

  3. Maria Shriver Cellulite On Legs Swimsuit Beach Cover
    john
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    looks like the damn Crypt Keeper

  4. Halle Berry Pregnant Belly Olivier Martinez
    caley
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    Quick, nobody show this photo to Busy Phillips!

  5. Joe Manganiello Alexander Skarsgard True Blood Season Six Premiere
    lori
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    They just look so…. stupid.

  6. Daniel Radcliffe
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    It’s okay to take a bath and brush your teeth now.

  7. Anna Paquin Stephen Moyer Blue Steel Face True Blood Season Six Premiere
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    God I can’t stand these pseudo-actors in these crappy vampire series. They all think they’re the undead in real life. Pathetic.

  8. Fergie Outie Pregnant Belly
    colt13
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    A lovely lady lump.

  9. Sam Trammell Missy Yager French Kiss Season Six True Blood Premiere
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    I would imagine there are many, many things she can do with that tongue. Wish I could find out one-on-one.

  10. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Maurice Dabbah Having Sex In Hot Tub
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    Quick! Get some help! Two of “The Observers” are trying to drag that poor woman under water while the first baseman just watches.

  11. Maria Shriver Cellulite On Legs Swimsuit Beach Cover
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    After seeing this photo some people might be a bit more forgiving of Arnold’s dalliances.

  12. Arnold Schwarzenegger Financial Education Summit Perth
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    “If I had been president, I would have personally gone to Iraq und punched Saddam Hussein, a left, then a Reich…I mean right…”

  13. Bill Clinton Father Of The Year Awards
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    “No, I don’t have any daughters named Wendi, Jinxie, Babs, Eva, or Miranda. Why?”
    “They’re all here asking to see their “Daddy.”

  14. Chris Noth Moustache Samsung Hope for Children Gala
    Forget the hat then...
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    Its not usual for someone to look better off tv is it ?

    Cos he looks better here than on Good Wife…

  15. Rutger Hauer Crazy Scarf Season Six True Blood Premiere
    No hats required....
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    Welcome to the wrap party for Season 56 of Sons of Anarchy…

  16. Kris Humphries Samsung Hope for Children Gala
    You know it...
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    Poor guy wasn’t even married to her for that long and he still looks scared…

  17. Maria Shriver Cellulite On Legs Swimsuit Beach Cover
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    It’s tough going from fighting to fucking a Predator….
    http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1764595712/tt0093773?ref_=tt_pv_md_4

  18. Glenn Beck Book Discussion
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    I love Mr. Potato Head! Someone pull him apart! Do it!

  19. Chris Noth Moustache Samsung Hope for Children Gala
    Grafikman
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    “Baw-bawbawbaw-ba-rang-a dang-dang, a ding-a-dong-ding, Blluuuuuuuee Mmmmoooooooonnnnn…”

  20. Antonio Banderas
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    “I didn’t think it were nothin’ at first, ‘cuz me and Jethro’d been drinkin’ since noon, but then I realized we was lookin’ at a god damned UFO!”

  21. Glenn Beck Book Discussion
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    He’s going to really piss off his fanbase if they see him reading a book.

  22. Joe Manganiello Alexander Skarsgard True Blood Season Six Premiere
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    They both just exploded into pregnant.

  23. Sienna Miller Bra Loose Tank Top Holding Daughter Marlowe
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    I hate to say something mean like she looks like she’d trade you the kid for a carton of cigarettes. BUT LOOK AT HER!

  24. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
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    It’s going to really suck when the recession doesn’t lift and he starts showing up on here with half a hooker.

  25. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Maurice Dabbah Having Sex In Hot Tub
    journalschism
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    Dope Floats

  26. Sienna Miller Bra Loose Tank Top Holding Daughter Marlowe
    bigalkie
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    It’s funny what a little make-up and some airbrushing can do.

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