The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.12.13

June 12th, 2013 // 374 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that trudges on despite the news that true love died today. Somewhere, Kim Kardashian is weeping into a camera, then resetting and doing it again because the lighting was off. But it’s not all bad news, because unlike the already deadbeat Kanye, Bill Clinton got invited to The Father of the Year Awards. Also, Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to fix world finance and Corey Feldman‘s hooker game seems to have gone from meth head to coke whore, so there is a bright side here today.

“Don’t look now, but the universe is flashing its vagina right behind your head again.” Joe Manganiello to Alexander Skarsgard just now,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
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    She should change her name to Busy Pussy.

  2. LL Cool J Mitch Chaitin Bing Fathers Day Event
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    Mama said shill for Bing. Mama said shill for Bing.

  3. Kris Humphries Samsung Hope for Children Gala
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    I know what you’re thinking. Am I going to give him shit for not tying a proper knot in his tie? No…the guy isn’t even wearing a belt, and I’m fairly certain he’s mentally retarded. I’m mean, but I’m not a monster.

  4. Anthony Weiner Mayoral Debate
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    He should just some some crack and get elected already.

  5. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants Pumping Gas
    Skeeter
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    I’d like to take her out to dinner and then pump her asshole full of my seed.

  6. Anna Paquin Stephen Moyer Blue Steel Face True Blood Season Six Premiere
    Skeeter
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    Huge fan of Anna Paquin. I’d like to lick her asshole before banging her in each hole.

  7. Rutger Hauer Crazy Scarf Season Six True Blood Premiere
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    “Excuse me ladies. Excuse me. Ladies please. I’ve…. seen things you wouldnt believe. Attack ships off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those… moments… will be lost in time, like…. tears… in… rain. Time… to get the fuck out of my way already.”

  8. Anna Paquin Stephen Moyer Blue Steel Face True Blood Season Six Premiere
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    He’s Just Not That Into You

  9. Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Mom Boobs Pregnant Belly Yoga Pants
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    Man, he just got her and now it’s already time to trade her in.

  10. Christopher Lambert Monte Carlo Film Festival
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    That NSA worker behind him isnt very good.

  11. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Maurice Dabbah Having Sex In Hot Tub
    AWOL
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    “Get down there and get to work! It’s not gonna suck itself.”
    “I can’t, my boobs keep pulling me to the surface!”
    “Then I will invent an implant with a ballast like a submarine! I’ll be rich! Well, richer…”

  12. Glenn Beck Book Discussion
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    “I better read this motherfucker – I have an interview in a few minutes to plug it. Why did the prick ghost writer use such long words?”

  13. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
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    Can’t just be one kid in there.

  14. Antonio Banderas
    AWOL
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    “Bulgaria? How the fuck did I get to Bulgaria!?”

  15. Ethan Hawke Before Midnight Premiere Athens
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    “Are those real?”

  16. Daniel Radcliffe
    catapostrophe
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    “Why? How many miles are on it now?”

  17. Steven Tyler Blue Toenail Polish Windblown Hair
    AWOL
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    Years of wearing women’s shoes had finally taken their toll…

    Or he just likes crossing his toes, you know for luck.

  18. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
    catapostrophe
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    How does he DO it?

    That is, how does he keep paying these girls to walk around with him? Did he get a job?

  19. Rutger Hauer Crazy Scarf Season Six True Blood Premiere
    AWOL
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    He just came hoping to score some of that free blood.
    He appears to be at least a quart low.

  20. Anthony Weiner Mayoral Debate
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    Ohh, I wish I were New York Mayor Weiner
    That is what I truly wish to be
    cause if i were New York Mayor Weiner
    everyone would be in love with me.
    The end! Weiner.

  21. Sam Trammell Missy Yager French Kiss Season Six True Blood Premiere
    angerinside
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    Yeah… you still got a few wigglers back there.

  22. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
    dmbishop
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    Wow! Kirstie Alley better get back to Jenny!

  23. Arnold Schwarzenegger Financial Education Summit Perth
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    Arnold is just explaining whatever it is that’s going on in that last Maria Shriver picture.

  24. Anna Paquin Stephen Moyer Blue Steel Face True Blood Season Six Premiere
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    So the marriage was just a prelude to Method Acting?

  25. Arnold Schwarzenegger Financial Education Summit Perth
    Fuzzy Dustmite
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    Do the pepper grinder!

  26. Halle Berry Pregnant Belly Olivier Martinez
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    Little Known Fact : The look of satisfaction displayed on Mr. Oliver Martinez’s face, is one that can only be made while recalling coitus, with Halle Berry.

  27. Ethan Hawke Before Midnight Premiere Athens
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    So after Midnight that Green Carriage turns back into a Pumpkin?… That was not very nice.

  28. Kris Humphries Samsung Hope for Children Gala
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    Young Hodor.

  29. Maria Shriver Cellulite On Legs Swimsuit Beach Cover
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    All the beauty and grace of Jackie Kennedy-Onassis.

    /twitch

  30. Daniel Radcliffe
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    “To the barbershop! Quickly! These eyebrows won’t stay apart for much longer!”

  31. Daniel Radcliffe
    WAAAAAAAAALT!
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    I get that he thinks women with no pubic hair are creepy, but come on. It’s not exactly shocking.

  32. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
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    “Your name is… Cindy, right?”
    “You remembered! Thanks, Charlie!”
    “Corey, actually.”
    “You’re COREY! Wait, didn’t you guys die a few years ago?”
    “…”

  33. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants Pumping Gas
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    SOUP
    IS MY
    LOVERBOY
    (?)

  34. Chris Noth Moustache Samsung Hope for Children Gala
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    “Hi, I’m George Clooney. I’d love to endorse your new Galaxy, if I could have one.”
    “We know who you are, CHRIS NOTH! Now go away!”
    “Sigh.”

  35. Christopher Lambert Monte Carlo Film Festival
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    Doogie Howser, now Chief of Surgery.

  36. Daniel Radcliffe
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    ”I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!!!!”

  37. Anthony Weiner Mayoral Debate
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    It’s so dry in here. I need a moist-air humidifier.

  38. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
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    I keep checking the Harry and David website, but I can’t find the fruit club deal that includes the whores.

  39. Kris Humphries Samsung Hope for Children Gala
    MIRV
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    The Men’s Warehouse guarantee just got broken.

  40. Glenn Beck Book Discussion
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    “Moloch must die!”

    Best CHiPs episode ever.

  41. Ethan Hawke Before Midnight Premiere Athens
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    No doubt staring at the roadie that picked this one.

  42. Arnold Schwarzenegger Financial Education Summit Perth
    bernard
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    his mood ring shows he’s happy

  43. Arnold Schwarzenegger Financial Education Summit Perth
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    “Iv you don”t get a twenty virst zentury education, You can be mah maid! Yah…SVEEP DAMN YOU! SVEEP!”

  44. Arnold Schwarzenegger Financial Education Summit Perth
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    “I told her dat kid looks nothing like me!” Den she took a mop an held it like a pinata stick an hit me ovah an ovah ya… What were we talking about? Oh yeah… Stay in school!”

  45. Antonio Banderas
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    “I already gave you booze money. Why are you still talking to me?”

  46. Glenn Beck Book Discussion
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    “…I will not eat green eggs and ham Give them to the homeless, I’m republican!”

  47. Joe Manganiello Alexander Skarsgard True Blood Season Six Premiere
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    Everybody went home pregnant that night. Even the men.

  48. Sienna Miller Bra Loose Tank Top Holding Daughter Marlowe
    popwilleatitself
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    Why bother wearing a shirt?

  49. Kevin Spacey Giggling
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    “I hear you’re looking for fags.”
    “Mm Hm”
    “Look no further than this table my friend! I have another pack smoke up!”

  50. Anna Paquin Stephen Moyer Blue Steel Face True Blood Season Six Premiere
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    It takes a real man to wear a full face of makeup off set.

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