The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.12.13

June 12th, 2013 // 374 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that trudges on despite the news that true love died today. Somewhere, Kim Kardashian is weeping into a camera, then resetting and doing it again because the lighting was off. But it’s not all bad news, because unlike the already deadbeat Kanye, Bill Clinton got invited to The Father of the Year Awards. Also, Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to fix world finance and Corey Feldman‘s hooker game seems to have gone from meth head to coke whore, so there is a bright side here today.

“Don’t look now, but the universe is flashing its vagina right behind your head again.” Joe Manganiello to Alexander Skarsgard just now,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Anthony Weiner Mayoral Debate
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    “Those dick pics? Me. All me, baby.”

  2. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
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    Professional baby maker.

  3. Arnold Schwarzenegger Financial Education Summit Perth
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    “And den I toll her to grip it like a broom handle. Two hands! And sweep. And sweep. And sweep…”

  4. Daniel Radcliffe
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    “I’ll suck your dick for crack!”

  5. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants Pumping Gas
    ThisWillHurt
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    Isn’t there a rumor that if you operate a gas pump with dat azz it’ll explode?

  6. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
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    Thank god for drugs, right Corey? How else would he get laid?

  7. Anthony Weiner Mayoral Debate
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    Last name says it all.

  8. Glenn Beck Book Discussion
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    A better Glenn Beck book: “The Lord Doesn’t Need Glenn Beck’s Eyes.” Amazon. Funny.

  9. Fergie Outie Pregnant Belly
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    I love you
    You love me
    I’m glad you didn’t turn into a house when you had your baby

  10. Russell Brand Jogging Shorts Spandex Pants
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    how exactly does this guy get so much snatch? I wouldn’t roll him in someone else’s squirt.

  11. Kris Humphries Samsung Hope for Children Gala
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Tell us, Kris, what have you done to bring hope to children?”
    “I didn’t get Kim Kardashian pregnant.”
    “Good man.”

  12. Sienna Miller Bra Loose Tank Top Holding Daughter Marlowe
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    Whose baby is Chelsey Handler carrying?

  13. Kevin Spacey Giggling
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    The base of that table is actually just something from his basement for Saturday nights.

  14. Daniel Radcliffe
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    Voted least likely to wear sports team hats but does anyway: Daniel Radcliffe.

  15. LL Cool J Mitch Chaitin Bing Fathers Day Event
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    At some point does he have to change his name to LL Average J?

  16. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants Pumping Gas
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    I’d love to pump her.

  17. Anna Paquin Stephen Moyer Blue Steel Face True Blood Season Six Premiere
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    I fucking love Anna Paquin and I love this show.

  18. Anthony Weiner Mayoral Debate
    JC
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    “Put it in my mouth! In my motherfuckin’ mouth!”

  19. Chris Noth Moustache Samsung Hope for Children Gala
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    He’s just there for the free Galaxy Tablets.

  20. Anthony Weiner Mayoral Debate
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    Opponent: “Mr. Weiner is completely wrong about thi…..pfffffffffftttttt….bwahahahahaha….I’m sorry folks. I just can’t say it with a straight face. Mr. Weiner. Okay…whew. Sorry. Let me get a quick drink of water here. Gulp. Okay, where were we? My worthy opponent, Mr. Wein….pffffffffffftttttttttt…hahahahah…oh geezus, I just can’t do this. I give up. You win. I’m out. Mayor Weiner it is.”

  21. Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Mom Boobs Pregnant Belly Yoga Pants
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    Is everyone pregnant?

  22. Kevin Spacey Giggling
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    Looks like he’s holding in his barf and dentures at the same time…

  23. Halle Berry Pregnant Belly Olivier Martinez
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    “When I saw you beat the shit out of my ex for daring to bring my daughter back when I asked him to, I knew I was going to have your baby.”

  24. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
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    He’s playing young Charlie Sheen but he looks older…

  25. Ethan Hawke Before Midnight Premiere Athens
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    “I’m sorry. I don’t talk to ugly people.”

  26. Rutger Hauer Crazy Scarf Season Six True Blood Premiere
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    I hope he’s playing a vampire, because he has the look down.

  27. Steven Tyler Blue Toenail Polish Windblown Hair
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    what kinda guy paints his townails blue and wtf is wrong with his toes!\%??!

  28. Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Mom Boobs Pregnant Belly Yoga Pants
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    What’s with all the pregnant ladies?

  29. Maria Shriver Cellulite On Legs Swimsuit Beach Cover
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    Skin : Not meant to be see-through.

  30. Joe Manganiello Alexander Skarsgard True Blood Season Six Premiere
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    Skarsgard’s aura looks dodgy.

  31. Sienna Miller Bra Loose Tank Top Holding Daughter Marlowe
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    Your move, Bynes.

  32. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
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    Get Busy Philips.

  33. LL Cool J Mitch Chaitin Bing Fathers Day Event
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    Mah name is Maichal Caine.

  34. Sam Trammell Missy Yager French Kiss Season Six True Blood Premiere
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    Hey sweetie, show the cameras that move you call “tongue punch the fartbox”

  35. Bill Clinton Father Of The Year Awards
    Cock Dr
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    “Father of the Year”…hmmm..well I dunno about that but he and the Mrs did seem to raise up a fairly normal daughter. You don’t see Chelsea crawling out of clubs or sending crazy Twitter messages or her tits hanging out on the SW.

  36. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Maurice Dabbah Having Sex In Hot Tub
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    Ok, but who is the bald guy in the bathing cap between them?

  37. Arnold Schwarzenegger Financial Education Summit Perth
    Raymond Flattenburg
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    I once had a penis thisssssss big.

  38. Anthony Weiner Mayoral Debate
    Cock Dr
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    NY needs a Weiner for mayor.
    Think of the news conferences. “Mayor Weiner!” screamed a thousand times over on live newsfeed.
    Please…let this happen.

  39. Bill Clinton Father Of The Year Awards
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    holy shit, that’s a REAL award?

  40. Glenn Beck Book Discussion
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    Leave it to Glenn Beck to jerk off to his own book.

  41. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
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    Only one? Someone needs to check the dumpster at his apartment.

  42. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
    George P Burdell
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    Its not a tumor.

  43. Antonio Banderas
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    “Viet-fucking-nam is what happened.”

  44. Rutger Hauer Crazy Scarf Season Six True Blood Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    I could have dealt with this better except for that scarf.

  45. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
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    “I have no career, only hookers will hang out with me, all of my clothes are black and look like they should be curtains. Could life BE any better?”

  46. Anthony Weiner Mayoral Debate
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    “Worlds longest tie…right here!”

    Also, I could forget the guy sexting photos of his junk to teenage girls, but if he can’t learn how to tie a goddamn full windsor knot, he can just die in a fire.

  47. Sienna Miller Bra Loose Tank Top Holding Daughter Marlowe
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    Looks like a piece of shrapnel from an exploding Wal-Mart.

  48. Russell Brand Jogging Shorts Spandex Pants
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    If that chick would just shave her beard, I think I’d bang her.

  49. Bill Clinton Father Of The Year Awards
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    I remember when my dad shot a load on his intern. I knew right then how lucky was.

  50. Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Mom Boobs Pregnant Belly Yoga Pants
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    Did every slut on the planet get knocked up at the same time? Who jerked off in the water supply?

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