The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.12.13

June 12th, 2013 // 374 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that trudges on despite the news that true love died today. Somewhere, Kim Kardashian is weeping into a camera, then resetting and doing it again because the lighting was off. But it’s not all bad news, because unlike the already deadbeat Kanye, Bill Clinton got invited to The Father of the Year Awards. Also, Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to fix world finance and Corey Feldman‘s hooker game seems to have gone from meth head to coke whore, so there is a bright side here today.

“Don’t look now, but the universe is flashing its vagina right behind your head again.” Joe Manganiello to Alexander Skarsgard just now,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Cara Santana Bikini Jesse Metcalfe
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    It’s like decathlon, except with hot chicks in bikinis.

  2. Kris Humphries Samsung Hope for Children Gala
    Juch
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    I guess I don’t understand these events . . . how exactly do Chris Noth and Kris Humphries represent hope for children? Maybe they are just there milf hunting.

  3. Rutger Hauer Crazy Scarf Season Six True Blood Premiere
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    He just saw that Glenn Beck’s book was on the best sellers list

  4. Maria Shriver Cellulite On Legs Swimsuit Beach Cover
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    Even Skeletor needs a vacation every now and then.

  5. Maria Shriver Cellulite On Legs Swimsuit Beach Cover
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    The maid looks better.

  6. Glenn Beck Book Discussion
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    Wait. They’ll PUBLISH Anne Rice fanfiction?

  7. Sam Trammell Missy Yager French Kiss Season Six True Blood Premiere
    anonymousq
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    THAT is how you get an acting gig in Hollywood. Forget acting classes, headshots and auditions.

  8. Antonio Banderas
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    “So I started pulling it and stretching it like this you see but Maria made it go limp.”

  9. Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Mom Boobs Pregnant Belly Yoga Pants
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    “So…quite a temper after his midday Scotch huh?…..How much is his net worth again?”

    “Millions. You should see the videos I have of him. It makes Hasselhoff look like a French choir boy.”

  10. Joe Manganiello Alexander Skarsgard True Blood Season Six Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    Why yes, you may both buy me a nice tall shot of schnapps.

  11. Antonio Banderas
    anonymous
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    Wow what’s happened to that guy? I thought the Spanish aged well….

  12. Joe Manganiello Alexander Skarsgard True Blood Season Six Premiere
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    My God. *whips off sunglasses – It’s a perfect storm… of testosterone.

  13. Sienna Miller Bra Loose Tank Top Holding Daughter Marlowe
    jep
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    Nice legs, Cruella.

  14. Arnold Schwarzenegger Financial Education Summit Perth
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    “All the education the children need is to see my all time smash hit holiday classic movie Jingle All The Way!”

  15. Bill Clinton Father Of The Year Awards
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    I guess he’s had a lot of people call him “Daddy”…

  16. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
    anonymous
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    This chick has been pregnant non-stop for years now.

  17. Arnold Schwarzenegger Financial Education Summit Perth
    BP
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    Ahnold’s legs have to look better than Maria’s!

  18. Kevin Spacey Giggling
    BP
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    Busted…..

  19. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
    BP
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    You can almost see the outline of her baby’s dick…..

  20. Russell Brand Jogging Shorts Spandex Pants
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    See, now THIS is the kind of jogging attire I picture him wearing.

  21. Glenn Beck Book Discussion
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    This is the first picture I’ve seen of him where he wasn’t crying like a bitch.

  22. Anthony Weiner Mayoral Debate
    BP
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    Screech for Mayor!

  23. Steven Tyler Blue Toenail Polish Windblown Hair
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    When frightened, he can shoot his hair dangles like a porcupine.

  24. Maria Shriver Cellulite On Legs Swimsuit Beach Cover
    mlc
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    I spot a spelling error there, shouldn’t that be Maria Shriveled?

  25. Fergie Outie Pregnant Belly
    BP
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    Is there a celeb that isn’t knocked up…….

  26. Sam Trammell Missy Yager French Kiss Season Six True Blood Premiere
    Krazee Thug Nutz
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    “I said before…Lady on the street, and a freak in the bed…freak in the bed! What’s so hard to understand?”

  27. Halle Berry Pregnant Belly Olivier Martinez
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    They made a baby when he surrendered his semen into her…

  28. Joe Manganiello Alexander Skarsgard True Blood Season Six Premiere
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    Vaginas everywhere have just been destroyed.

  29. Sienna Miller Bra Loose Tank Top Holding Daughter Marlowe
    Krazee Thug Nutz
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    wowzer! The last photo I saw of her, sure as hell didn’t look like this.

  30. Rutger Hauer Crazy Scarf Season Six True Blood Premiere
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    Ladies and gentlemen, the Twelfth Doctor.

  31. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
    Krazee Thug Nutz
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    Oh man, thats gonna hurt coming out. That poor vagina will never be the same again. Hello…ello…ello. Echo…echo…echo.

  32. Cara Santana Bikini Jesse Metcalfe
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    She is seriously eyeballing that wallet in his hand

  33. Kris Humphries Samsung Hope for Children Gala
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    The Samsung Hope for Children… who don’t read good and want to do other stuff good too.

  34. Daniel Radcliffe
    Krazee Thug Nutz
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    “Quick! To the Meth-Mobile!”

  35. Christopher Lambert Monte Carlo Film Festival
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    Sauron was less impressive, once you “pulled back the curtain”.

  36. Bill Clinton Father Of The Year Awards
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    He’s considering how he can use that little statue there…

  37. Sienna Miller Bra Loose Tank Top Holding Daughter Marlowe
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    Makeup is a godsend, isn’t it?

  38. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
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    I cannot stop laughing at this pic!!!

  39. Fergie Outie Pregnant Belly
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    That dude has a huge beer belly

  40. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
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    Okay, it’s official…this is the 2nd sign of the coming apocalypse. The Kardashians being the 1st.

  41. Fergie Outie Pregnant Belly
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    Stop. Drop. Shut em down, open up shop. Oh, Oh…let the ruff riders roll.

  42. Rutger Hauer Crazy Scarf Season Six True Blood Premiere
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    Hobo with a Shotgun! word to your moms!

  43. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Maurice Dabbah Having Sex In Hot Tub
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    Guess who’s rich in this picture.

  44. Kevin Spacey Giggling
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    Can’t spit now!

  45. Arnold Schwarzenegger Financial Education Summit Perth
    ThisWillHurt
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    “An den I whvill grab de dildoh whvith both hands an push it so fah up Fahrah Ahbraham’s butt-hool dat she whvill quvit pahn an go to cawllege. Dis is haw I plen to get keedz to stay en school.”

  46. Arnold Schwarzenegger Financial Education Summit Perth
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    “she had both hands on it! and there was still some left for her mouth!”

  47. Glenn Beck Book Discussion
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I’m sorry . . . I just love my publisher . . . And I fear for it.”

  48. Daniel Radcliffe
    cj
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    Cornholio!

  49. Maria Shriver Cellulite On Legs Swimsuit Beach Cover
    The Illuminati Did It!
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    The Kennedy women have never aged well, but seem to live forever, despite the booze.

  50. Kevin Spacey Giggling
    ThisWillHurt
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    “He doesn’t realize it’s MY hand. Tee hee.”

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