The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.11.14

June 11th, 2014 // 419 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which looks like it’s about to get shat upon by Coco at any moment. (Clean up, aisle Zaloog.) It’s also got a shitload of pics from the 22 Jump Street premiere, because not only did the tip of Channing Tatum‘s penis finally crack (Clean up, aisle Superficial Editorial Dept.), but Richard Grieco got to make an legitimate red carpet appearance without anyone handing him their car keys. It was a special day for everyone.

Except Andy Dick‘s daughter. I’d hate to be in high school with Andy Dick‘s daughter right now,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Andy Dick Kissing Disgusted Daugther 22 Jump Street Premiere
    Slappy Magoo
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    Nothing sadder than getting herpes from your dad.

  2. Steven Van Zandt Little Photo Call 54th Festival of Television Monte Carlo
    Slappy Magoo
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    The Travelocity gnome went to Burning Man, I see…

  3. Angelina Jolie Erect Nipples Global Summit To End Sexual Violence In Conflict
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    Why is she dressed like my elementary school librarian from the 80s?

  4. Lady Gaga Butt Cutoff Jean Shorts Curly Black Wig Heels
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    I swear to god the only people that change their appearances this much and that extreme are wanted by the FBI…

  5. Prince Harry Scared Of Goat 50th Anniversary Of Zulu Premiere
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    “Step-mum Camilla, what are you doing here?”

  6. Jessica Simpson Grossly Thin Sinewy Legs
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    She looks good, but she needs to back off on the legs, let them return to femininity.

  7. Richard Grieco 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    His conjoined twin is always staring him right in the earhole. And looks like Jon Gosselin.

  8. Richard Grieco 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    Morphing into Bruce Willis. He should just go bald, maybe people will think he is Bruce and he can finally get a job.

  9. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
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    She’s like Giselle Bundchen only not a dude.

  10. Bill Nye Date Wearing See Through Dress 13th Annual Samsung Hope For Children Gala
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    Is that his wife or girlfriend? If so then nice Bill, nice. Not bad at all.

  11. Andy Dick Kissing Disgusted Daugther 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    I am still trying to wrap my head around the fact that Andy Dick has children and children with a woman.

  12. Patton Oswalt Peter Stormare Red Glasses 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    I love Peter Stormare, but those pants, WTF?

  13. Keira Knightley Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt
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    Lover her to death.

  14. Bai Ling Butt Tight Pants Midriff Taking Selfie While Crossing Street
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    Man, she used to be the hottest thing ever.

  15. Alexa Vega Butt I Choose Premiere
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    Someone went to their grandparent’s house in Florida and stole the fabric off their couch I see.

  16. Brittny Gastineau Black Eye
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    CHRIS BROWN THAT IS ALL

  17. Meagan Good Huge Butt Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Thats a nice fucking donk you homo’s

  18. Coco Butt Thong String Bikini Split Instagram
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    Phoboy, I’m going to dispatch a squadron of A-10s to lay waste to your entire neighborhood. Even that will not make amends for the number of pictures of this ass-hat freak bitch you post.

    Tactical nukes to follow.

  19. Richard Grieco 22 Jump Street Premiere
    meeps!
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    Vlad the Impaler…

  20. Channing Tatum Recoiling From Jonah Hill 22 Jump Street Premiere
    Little Tongue
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    “Wanna be my new bitch?”

  21. Hilary Clinton Scream Laughing Book Signing
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    Odds are Cruz could run for president for better or worse. All the junk over Obama and McCain back in 08 ironed almost all the uncertainty out of things where only the supreme court could rule otherwise at this point only. Since his mom was born in Delaware and is a citizen and he was born from her he’s naturally born as a citizen despite being out of country.

    As for Palin, if that nutter got the nomination I’d stay home.

  22. Andy Dick Kissing Disgusted Daugther 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    All the drugs naturally in his system are so potent it’s searing a hole in her face and that’s a pure look of pain.

  23. Brittny Gastineau Black Eye
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    Domestic violence jokes are not funny. That black eye is a week after this guy beat her up in a hotel room. That’s messed up and just as unfunny as a rape joke.

  24. Angelina Jolie Erect Nipples Global Summit To End Sexual Violence In Conflict
    Little Tongue
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    When your boyfriend gets bruises just by trying to jump your too skinny bones, I call that sexual violence also.

  25. Jessica Simpson Grossly Thin Sinewy Legs
    Little Tongue
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    “I love having pompoms dangling between mah legs! Makes me feel funny and warm, all ovah!”

  26. Andy Dick Kissing Disgusted Daugther 22 Jump Street Premiere
    Little Tongue
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    Her mama has to be a serious nut job. First, she had sex with the Dick (come the fuck on!) and then, she kept the kid.

  27. Richard Grieco 22 Jump Street Premiere
    Flatliner
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    He should just shave it all off and become the man he was born to be…an Italian Homer Simpson.

  28. Hilary Clinton Scream Laughing Book Signing
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    I’d put my cigar in there…not that I would expect a whole lot but hey, shits and giggles.

  29. Steven Van Zandt Little Photo Call 54th Festival of Television Monte Carlo
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    he always looks like he just shit his pants…

  30. Angelina Jolie Erect Nipples Global Summit To End Sexual Violence In Conflict
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    show of hands: How many of you thought “ooh, nipples!” and then “oh, right”

  31. Richard Grieco 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    “You know I had my own show once”
    “dude, you had two shows”
    “I did?”

  32. Bill Nye Date Wearing See Through Dress 13th Annual Samsung Hope For Children Gala
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    Bill Nye, the lucky guy!

  33. Maitland Ward Nipples Spandex Dress
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    She’s in the lead for todays “hot body, fucked up face” award. well, award might be stretching it, but you get the point

  34. Coco Butt Thong String Bikini Split Instagram
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    With an ass that big, this is the only way she can sit comfortably.

  35. Andy Dick Kissing Disgusted Daugther 22 Jump Street Premiere
    Flatliner
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    I’m sure it was just a roll of quarters.

  36. Lady Gaga Butt Cutoff Jean Shorts Curly Black Wig Heels
    jep
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    LOL!

    smh… dumb cunt.

  37. Angelina Jolie Erect Nipples Global Summit To End Sexual Violence In Conflict
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    I miss crazy Angelina from Gia, Girl Interrupted and Tomb Raider . “I wanna save the world through adoption and mastectomy” Angelina bores me.

  38. Bill Nye Date Wearing See Through Dress 13th Annual Samsung Hope For Children Gala
    Senor Trout
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    ‘She blinded me with science, but later tonight I’m going to return the favor with several ropes of semen to the eyes.’

  39. Prince Harry Scared Of Goat 50th Anniversary Of Zulu Premiere
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    “Something got your goat your highness?”

  40. Maitland Ward Nipples Spandex Dress
    Senor Trout
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    What’s the mindset of the husband who put that massive rock on her finger? Likes having a wife who has the bangin (in spanx) body? Is 88 years old and is in bed by 6 pm each night? Using her as a beard? Whats the story?

  41. Bill Nye Date Wearing See Through Dress 13th Annual Samsung Hope For Children Gala
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    I forgot, which Doctor Who was Bill Nye?

  42. Andy Dick Kissing Disgusted Daugther 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    “Are you taking drugs? GIVE THEM TO ME I’M OUT!!”

  43. Coco Butt Thong String Bikini Split Instagram
    Flatliner
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    She should take a shit and film it in 3D.

  44. Melanie Griffith Butt Tight Skinny Jeans
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    “Thanks, but I can’t accept your ride. If I bend below the waist my pants will snap off my legs.”

  45. Brittny Gastineau Black Eye
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    …And that was the last time she shared an elevator with Solange.

  46. Bai Ling Butt Tight Pants Midriff Taking Selfie While Crossing Street
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    She’s still bat nuts crazy who still believes she lived on the moon.

  47. Bai Ling Butt Tight Pants Midriff Taking Selfie While Crossing Street
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    “I’m not into ladyboys, But when I am I make sure no one I know can spot me picking them up behind a black umbrella.”

  48. Jessica Simpson Grossly Thin Sinewy Legs
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    Nice bush tassels.

  49. Alexa Vega Butt I Choose Premiere
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    The 80′s called, they said you can keep that outfit.

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