The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.11.14

June 11th, 2014 // 419 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which looks like it’s about to get shat upon by Coco at any moment. (Clean up, aisle Zaloog.) It’s also got a shitload of pics from the 22 Jump Street premiere, because not only did the tip of Channing Tatum‘s penis finally crack (Clean up, aisle Superficial Editorial Dept.), but Richard Grieco got to make an legitimate red carpet appearance without anyone handing him their car keys. It was a special day for everyone.

Except Andy Dick‘s daughter. I’d hate to be in high school with Andy Dick‘s daughter right now,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Fergie amfAR Inspiration Gala New York
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    Madame Tussauds really outdid themselves with this one.

  2. Keira Knightley Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt
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    How did a thin girl get on this website?? Usually he focuses on fat chicks like Katy Perry!!!

  3. Channing Tatum Recoiling From Jonah Hill 22 Jump Street Premiere
    coljack
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    “Suck my dick, faggot!”

    “Channing, that word is very hurtful. No one deserves to hear that word, ever.”

    “Sorry – ahem, kiss the tip of my wiener. How’s that?”

  4. Lady Gaga Butt Cutoff Jean Shorts Curly Black Wig Heels
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    Slash: “Godammit, Bruce Jenner was supposed to meet me here at 9. He better not be going back on our pact…”

  5. Coco Butt Thong String Bikini Split Instagram
    Short Round
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    Fun fact: Her bikini bottom is just that small triangle. It’s held in place by her ass.

  6. Prince Harry Scared Of Goat 50th Anniversary Of Zulu Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Nothing says Zulu like a bunch of white guys and a goat.

  7. Keira Knightley Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt
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    I fucking love her. Nice skinny body, sexy English accent and just plain beautiful.

    • Marketing Mike

      A pretty face, firm body and nipples the size of Silver Dollars.
      The accent and the perky personality are icing on the cake,
      I’m all in….

  8. Prince Harry Scared Of Goat 50th Anniversary Of Zulu Premiere
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    “Harry you tell me to put up my dukes and I got no dukes.”

  9. Patton Oswalt Peter Stormare Red Glasses 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    Adam Richman’s new series, “Man vs. Time.”

  10. Jessica Simpson Grossly Thin Sinewy Legs
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Who doesn’t like a woman with the legs of Roger Federer?

  11. Fergie amfAR Inspiration Gala New York
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    She actually looks good. Well done.

  12. Andy Dick Kissing Disgusted Daugther 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    And you thought YOUR parents were embarrassing.

  13. Erin Gilbert Nipples No Bra See Through Dress 13th Annual Samsung Hope For Children Gala
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    Nice tits.

  14. Andy Dick Kissing Disgusted Daugther 22 Jump Street Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    You would think someone with the last name Dick wouldn’t mind cock breath.

  15. Brittny Gastineau Black Eye
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    Chris Brown is out of prison, after all.

  16. Coco Butt Thong String Bikini Split Instagram
    IndustrialBunni
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    She looks like kate upton here… from behind. just with a ginormous posterior..

  17. Maitland Ward Nipples Spandex Dress
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    She looks like a real freak in the bed.

  18. Channing Tatum Recoiling From Jonah Hill 22 Jump Street Premiere
    Short Round
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    The difference between just a pretty face and a great actor. Leo can stand next to Jonah without making that face and still exude 100% awesomeness.

  19. Richard Grieco 22 Jump Street Premiere
    Don Draper's Dad
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    I’m contractually obligated to be here.

  20. Steven Van Zandt Little Photo Call 54th Festival of Television Monte Carlo
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’d say he doesn’t give a fuck anymore, but I think this is him actually giving a fuck.

  21. Bai Ling Butt Tight Pants Midriff Taking Selfie While Crossing Street
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    Still would.

  22. Lady Gaga Butt Cutoff Jean Shorts Curly Black Wig Heels
    Natty Ice
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    Grease is the word…and it needs to be used to tame down that hair and help her through the door.

  23. Meagan Good Huge Butt Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    I don’t like the hair, but the ass looks great.

  24. Lady Gaga Butt Cutoff Jean Shorts Curly Black Wig Heels
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I have to say I’m completely over this chick. Then again, I’m a straight male and I’m not sure we were on board to begin with.

  25. Meagan Good Huge Butt Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Megan Used to be Goode, now she fat

  26. Hilary Clinton Scream Laughing Book Signing
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    Running for her third term as President.

  27. Bai Ling Butt Tight Pants Midriff Taking Selfie While Crossing Street
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    She hasn’t starved to death yet? I’m shocked.

  28. Alexa Vega Butt I Choose Premiere
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    why the hell would you cover up that body with ugly outfit. I’ve seen the bikini pics. Show what you got. Show dat ass.

  29. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Swimsuit
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    I love this skinny chick.

  30. Richard Grieco 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    “Don’t you judge me!”

  31. Hilary Clinton Scream Laughing Book Signing
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    “Monica!! How the fuck did you get past Security?!”

  32. Angelina Jolie Erect Nipples Global Summit To End Sexual Violence In Conflict
    Short Round
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    I wonder if she ever curved the nipple.

  33. Coco Butt Thong String Bikini Split Instagram
    Dr. Oz
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    I was worried that “the crap we missed” was actually visible on the high-res picture…

  34. Richard Grieco 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    Looks like a young Larry Fine.

  35. Angelina Jolie Erect Nipples Global Summit To End Sexual Violence In Conflict
    Mr. Sensitive
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    Sticks (arms and legs) and stones (post-mastectomy implants).

  36. Coco Butt Thong String Bikini Split Instagram
    buzz
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    Good thing that couch is outside because I can smell the coconut oil mixed with ass from here.

  37. Bill Nye Date Wearing See Through Dress 13th Annual Samsung Hope For Children Gala
    karen
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    Bill Nye the Motorboat Guy.

  38. Bai Ling Butt Tight Pants Midriff Taking Selfie While Crossing Street
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    FUCK NO, NEVER

  39. Coco Butt Thong String Bikini Split Instagram
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    Bitch stole my pose.

    *deletes Instagram photo*

  40. Channing Tatum Recoiling From Jonah Hill 22 Jump Street Premiere
    buzz
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    Channing: “Look dude, joking about kissing my tip is funny. Actually wanting to do it in front of everyone isn’t.”

  41. Prince Harry Scared Of Goat 50th Anniversary Of Zulu Premiere
    Short Round
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    Harry loved to live on the edge. Sometimes he’d just fart on a goat to see if it’d ram him in the balls.

  42. Channing Tatum Recoiling From Jonah Hill 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    “No, you cannot call me ‘Leo’ and only my wife gets to rub lotion all over my naked body…for the *one thousandth time*!”

  43. Coco Butt Thong String Bikini Split Instagram
    Bane
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    Ooo, I think she found a quarter.

  44. Angelina Jolie Erect Nipples Global Summit To End Sexual Violence In Conflict
    buzz
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    Are the nipples spared in a double mastectomy because adding fake permanent erect ones is just weird.

  45. Jessica Simpson Grossly Thin Sinewy Legs
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    Jessica’s going to be the next Bond villain and crush his torso in a scissors hold with those legs.

    We’ll call her Nutcracker.

    Bond: “Those look like very sturdy legs.”

    *Nutcracker places a walnut between her thighs and crushes the shell.*

    Bond: “Very sturdy indeed.”

  46. Hilary Clinton Scream Laughing Book Signing
    It's Going To Happen
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    It’s her reaction shot after hearing “Today the Tea Party announced its plans to place their own ticket on the ballot in all 50 states.”

  47. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
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    Draft dodging Zionist.

    Oppressing Palestinians is hard work–for other people:

    http://latitude.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/04/15/supermodel-and-draft-dodger/

  48. Emmanuelle Chriqui Butt Open Back Shirt 22 Jump Street Premiere
    buzz
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    Can’t see why her career hasn’t taken off. So hot.

  49. Channing Tatum Recoiling From Jonah Hill 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    Oh Jonah. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

  50. Hilary Clinton Scream Laughing Book Signing
    Bob
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    Who’s the hot chick she’s looking at? I haven’t seen a smile that big on her face since she posed with Natalie Portman’s pokies.

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