The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.11.14

June 11th, 2014 // 419 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which looks like it’s about to get shat upon by Coco at any moment. (Clean up, aisle Zaloog.) It’s also got a shitload of pics from the 22 Jump Street premiere, because not only did the tip of Channing Tatum‘s penis finally crack (Clean up, aisle Superficial Editorial Dept.), but Richard Grieco got to make an legitimate red carpet appearance without anyone handing him their car keys. It was a special day for everyone.

Except Andy Dick‘s daughter. I’d hate to be in high school with Andy Dick‘s daughter right now,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Hilary Clinton Scream Laughing Book Signing
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    Laughing at Eric Cantor?

  2. Angelina Jolie Erect Nipples Global Summit To End Sexual Violence In Conflict
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    Her nipples could be considered sexual violence. They’ve put out many eyes.

  3. Andy Dick Kissing Disgusted Daugther 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    There is such thing as too much Dick.

  4. Emmanuelle Chriqui Butt Open Back Shirt 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    Beauty.

  5. Steven Van Zandt Little Photo Call 54th Festival of Television Monte Carlo
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    He has a little neck.

  6. Jessica Simpson Grossly Thin Sinewy Legs
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    With legs like that, she should be showing them off at all times.

  7. Keira Knightley Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt
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    Talented and has good nipples.

  8. Lady Gaga Butt Cutoff Jean Shorts Curly Black Wig Heels
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    Did she secretly kill Cher and steal all of her wigs?

  9. Angelina Jolie Erect Nipples Global Summit To End Sexual Violence In Conflict
    Cock Dr
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    She knows how to get press for her causes.

  10. Angelina Jolie Erect Nipples Global Summit To End Sexual Violence In Conflict
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    How ’bout you end conflict, period?

    “No, no… conflict is fine, so long as there’s no sexual violence involved. Good luck on your genocide.”

  11. Lady Gaga Butt Cutoff Jean Shorts Curly Black Wig Heels
    Tom Cruise's Dignity
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    Classy.

  12. Lady Gaga Butt Cutoff Jean Shorts Curly Black Wig Heels
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    The love child of Danny Zuko and Rosanna Rosannadanna.

  13. Patton Oswalt Peter Stormare Red Glasses 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    The stoner look is barely passable on hot men. These guys do not pass.

  14. Erin Gilbert Nipples No Bra See Through Dress 13th Annual Samsung Hope For Children Gala
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    Hope for Children requires nipple flashes.

  15. Patton Oswalt Peter Stormare Red Glasses 22 Jump Street Premiere
    Tom Cruise's Dignity
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    Really nice of Patton to help out that homeless guy.

  16. Prince Harry Scared Of Goat 50th Anniversary Of Zulu Premiere
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    Ha ha… “goatse”.

  17. Maitland Ward Nipples Spandex Dress
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    Looks like a lot of fun.

  18. Keira Knightley Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt
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    Some girls just look like they’d be a firecracker in the sack.

  19. Coco Butt Thong String Bikini Split Instagram
    Sloppy Redneck
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    I wanna go hillbilly on that butt ..

  20. Coco Butt Thong String Bikini Split Instagram
    Mimi
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    That’s going to leave quite a stain.

  21. Jessica Simpson Grossly Thin Sinewy Legs
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    How many knees does she have? I count three.

  22. Bai Ling Butt Tight Pants Midriff Taking Selfie While Crossing Street
    Tom Cruise's Dignity
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    Message on phone:

    $20?

  23. Jessica Simpson Grossly Thin Sinewy Legs
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    So… everyone’s just gonna ignore the tassels hanging from her snatch? *shrug*

  24. Richard Grieco 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    He’s got a widow’s peak and forehead that would put Vegeta to shame.

  25. Jessica Simpson Grossly Thin Sinewy Legs
    Cock Dr
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    We need bikini shots to confirm accurate hottie status.

  26. Coco Butt Thong String Bikini Split Instagram
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    And that my friends is why you never buy a used sofa.

  27. Bill Nye Date Wearing See Through Dress 13th Annual Samsung Hope For Children Gala
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    I’d love to carry out a thorough inspection of his date.

  28. Andy Dick Kissing Disgusted Daugther 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    Ew. So much ew.

  29. Fergie amfAR Inspiration Gala New York
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    “MMMRRFF” “What’s that Fergie?” “MRF CCCRRT TTKK” “Sorry, I can’t understand you, but you look really hot after that last botox treatment”. “GGGGAAAHH”.

  30. Lady Gaga Butt Cutoff Jean Shorts Curly Black Wig Heels
    Cock Dr
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    This is it. This is the look she should stick with.

  31. Melanie Griffith Butt Tight Skinny Jeans
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    Well, she certainly doesn’t have to do a post divorce diet.

  32. Andy Dick Kissing Disgusted Daugther 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    That’s every woman’s reaction when he tries to kiss them.

  33. Hilary Clinton Scream Laughing Book Signing
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    Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

  34. Erin Gilbert Nipples No Bra See Through Dress 13th Annual Samsung Hope For Children Gala
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    There is hope for children.

  35. Patton Oswalt Peter Stormare Red Glasses 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    Fuck that… Peter Stormare is the man.

  36. Keira Knightley Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt
    Cock Dr
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    Marriage seems to agree with her.

  37. Emmanuelle Chriqui Butt Open Back Shirt 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    Still a real hottie.

  38. Steven Van Zandt Little Photo Call 54th Festival of Television Monte Carlo
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    it looks like someone painted a face on a thumb. A horrible, horrible thumb.

  39. Bai Ling Butt Tight Pants Midriff Taking Selfie While Crossing Street
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    Something ambling across the savannah.

  40. Coco Butt Thong String Bikini Split Instagram
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    Ever hear a couch whimper before?

  41. Erin Gilbert Nipples No Bra See Through Dress 13th Annual Samsung Hope For Children Gala
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    Thought this was Kate Winslet at first.

    Excuse me, gotta clean my monitor, and keyboard, and… never mind

  42. Lady Gaga Butt Cutoff Jean Shorts Curly Black Wig Heels
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    It’s like something you would see in the porno version “Grease”. I love it!

  43. Brittny Gastineau Black Eye
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    Looks like the latest round of plastic surgery went a little funny.

  44. Melanie Griffith Butt Tight Skinny Jeans
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    She’s available, fellas. Rowr.

  45. Maitland Ward Nipples Spandex Dress
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    Something smell sausagy about her.

  46. Lady Gaga Butt Cutoff Jean Shorts Curly Black Wig Heels
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    Hopefully she will take the Amy Winehouse impression all the way and die now.

  47. Andy Dick Kissing Disgusted Daugther 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    Like mother, like daughter.

  48. Patton Oswalt Peter Stormare Red Glasses 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    Both of these guys are fucking awesome.

  49. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Swimsuit
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    Hot bikini, hot body.

  50. Angelina Jolie Erect Nipples Global Summit To End Sexual Violence In Conflict
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Who cares about nipples when you can see her entire skeleton through her clothing? Hot!

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