The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.11.14

June 11th, 2014 // 419 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which looks like it’s about to get shat upon by Coco at any moment. (Clean up, aisle Zaloog.) It’s also got a shitload of pics from the 22 Jump Street premiere, because not only did the tip of Channing Tatum‘s penis finally crack (Clean up, aisle Superficial Editorial Dept.), but Richard Grieco got to make an legitimate red carpet appearance without anyone handing him their car keys. It was a special day for everyone.

Except Andy Dick‘s daughter. I’d hate to be in high school with Andy Dick‘s daughter right now,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jessica Simpson Grossly Thin Sinewy Legs
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    Damn…she looks fucking amazing.

  2. Channing Tatum Recoiling From Jonah Hill 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    I SAID NO BIKINI AREA TOUCHING!!!

  3. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
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    ….and in an instant I’ve forgotten all about Jessica in the previous pic….well played, photoboy.

  4. Angelina Jolie Erect Nipples Global Summit To End Sexual Violence In Conflict
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    I wonder if she even realizes that she’s not actually British royalty anymore.

  5. Prince Harry Scared Of Goat 50th Anniversary Of Zulu Premiere
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    Yes sir, for this year’s ceremony we’ve replaced the traditional jew with an actual scape-goat.

  6. Jessica Simpson Grossly Thin Sinewy Legs
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    Nothing sadder than watching a rich white girl trying to hail a cab in NYC.

  7. Hilary Clinton Scream Laughing Book Signing
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    Please. No.

  8. Andy Dick Kissing Disgusted Daugther 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    This looks like a totally healthy father-daughter relationship.

  9. Richard Grieco 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    DAYWALKER!!!!

  10. Coco Butt Thong String Bikini Split Instagram
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    100% she had butt implants (and a boob job). Her measurements just aren’t natural-

    http://celebriot.com/coco-austin-weight-height-measurements-bra-size-ethnicity

  11. Angelina Jolie Erect Nipples Global Summit To End Sexual Violence In Conflict
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    I wonder if she got the PermaFripples because she was afraid Brad was getting a hankering for some Anniston?

  12. Bill Nye Date Wearing See Through Dress 13th Annual Samsung Hope For Children Gala
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    She’s going to be so disappointed to find out that he does not, in fact, have a Ph.D. in breast inspection.

  13. Bill Nye Date Wearing See Through Dress 13th Annual Samsung Hope For Children Gala
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    Bill, did your friend’s cans evolve or did God create them?

  14. Hilary Clinton Scream Laughing Book Signing
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    Wow, your inane little life is REALLY interesting!

  15. Hilary Clinton Scream Laughing Book Signing
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    Sorry conservatives, she’s our next president.

    • After 8 years of Obama’s failures (reality assholes, face it) you would think the conservatives would have 2016 in the bag.

      But I’m sure the combo of talking out of both sides of their mouth, alienating anyone that isn’t an angry old white fuck, and offering up a total shit candidate will fuck them right in their god fucking asses again.

      • please list the Obama failures and compare and contrast with Bush Jr or Sr…. SORRY – YOU LOSE.

      • I’m seriously baffled how you could possibly be happy with Obama’s presidency, unless your just measuring success by the letters D or R.

      • It’s hard to fail when you do absolutely nothing.

      • Like Obama or not, the reality as that moderates will never vote for somebody like Ted Cruz and nobody left of Cruz will get the Republican nomination. Sorry.

      • That’s sorta what I was getting at when I mentioned “offering up a total shit candidate”

      • Well since Ted Cruz is a Canadian, born in Canada, nobody should be able to vote for that moron anyway.

      • Cruz is more American than 0bama is. The man went to university as a foreign student, you assholes. His SS number is stolen. His Cert of live birth is an electronic forgery. You’re a bunch of dumb assholes.

      • 1. Health Care Reform
        2. Got out of Iraq
        3. Continued Bush stimulus to keep the economy from tanking
        4. Killed OBL (GANGSTA!!)
        5. Increased fuel efficiency standards
        The list goes on…and if you don’t like those, he has actually kept in place a LOT of Bush programs that should make the conservatives happy, but since he’s a Socialist, Atheist, Kenyan, Muslim, they don’t like it

      • I know, all those horrible failures. Might I also add

        6. Booming stock market
        7. Low unemployment rate
        9. Housing market recovered nicely
        10. Auto industry doing well

        Man, what a shitty President.

      • I’m not at all surprised this site is ripe with Democrat supporters who think 0bama has been great. Honestly. You lot are too much. Stink. WAY too much stink. Not even worth discussing point by point, you’re so full of shit.

      • You are such a dumb fuck.
        I love the way republicans do all they can to prevent progress, and then cry “Where’s the progress?”

      • Low unemployment rate? Just this past month we’ve gotten to the point where we have the same number of people employed as we did before the recession. In the meantime, due to population growth, millions more people are of working age, so the percentage of people employed has dropped significantly. Right now we have the lowest labor force participation rate we’ve had in 35 years, which is a far more relevant number than the unemployment rate (a number only politicians focus on).

        As for the auto industry doing well, it was George W. Bush who bailed out the auto industry in late 2008, and while it looked like a bad move at the time, it turned out to be a profitable move for both the industry and the federal government.

      • If we are at pre-recession levels of unemployment that is a good thing genius. I love how before the auto bailout worked you same guys were blasting it and calling GM, Obama Motors, and claiming he and his administration were the ones running GM, but all of a sudden when things are looking good, you now try to give Bush all the credit. You fuckers are all the same, full of shit and don’t know your head from your ass.

      • El Jefe clearly you didn’t read what I wrote about unemployment. We are NOT at pre-recession levels of unemployment. The *number* of people is back, but due to population growth the *percentage* is still much lower. We have to keep up with population growth in order for the unemployment level to be good, and that hasn’t even come close to happening. Five years after the recession ended, we’re still about 1% below what we need to be, which translates to millions of unemployed people.

      • I’m convinced a number of the things on your lists would have happened no matter who was on the clock. And some of the other things are like giving credit to Ronald McDonald because some kid gave you hot French fries. Jessica Chastain and a bunch of navy seals killed Osama, bro.

        Obama failed on many of his campaign promises and some of things he followed thru on are questionably successful {ACA) or watered down to total shit (ACA). And the goddamn continuation if not doubling down on bush’s shenanigans with sniffing our internet and phones and this human rights violation camp we have in cuba. Same old bullshit, same old lies, just packaged in a different color.

      • LOL so fun when Democrats speak of “shit candidates”.
        Take a look at the shit stain in the Whitehouse, assholes.

      • That’s a very reasoned argument welldoneson. Did your sister whisper it in your ear while you were fucking her, you inbred dueling-banjos-playing Nazi child-raping retard?

        I’m actually not a liberal, I just like insulting stupid people.

      • Insulting stupid people? I imagine that’s a habit you picked up off your father. Take a look at the shitstain in the White House. He’s making Americans who support him look like assholes. And you.

    • LOL Democrats are so in denial I’m expecting them to convert to Islam.

    • Not a chance in hell.

  16. Jessica Simpson Grossly Thin Sinewy Legs
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    Steven Tyler in drag?

  17. Andy Dick Kissing Disgusted Daugther 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    And this summarizes every day of her life.

  18. Coco Butt Thong String Bikini Split Instagram
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    It there was ever a good advertisement for photoshop, it’s this picture.

  19. Channing Tatum Recoiling From Jonah Hill 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    It was only funny the first few times Jonah….

  20. Lady Gaga Butt Cutoff Jean Shorts Curly Black Wig Heels
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    Italian chick, approaching 30. Yup the legs are about right.

  21. Steven Van Zandt Little Photo Call 54th Festival of Television Monte Carlo
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    Was his invitation was from 1987 too?

  22. Patton Oswalt Peter Stormare Red Glasses 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    Pete – “thekingswinthecuporwecutoffyourjohnson…”

    Pat – “What was that?”

    Pete – “I SAID WE CUT OFF YOUR JOHNSON!”

  23. Angelina Jolie Erect Nipples Global Summit To End Sexual Violence In Conflict
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    From Maleficent to Benevolent.

  24. Keira Knightley Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt
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    Largest nipple per square inch of boob in Hollywood.

  25. Keira Knightley Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt
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    The Anti-Lohan.

  26. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
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    Gorgeous

  27. Hilary Clinton Scream Laughing Book Signing
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    I assume the ‘hard choice’ is between a fat girl and a cigar.

  28. Coco Butt Thong String Bikini Split Instagram
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    Pork, the other white meat.

  29. Prince Harry Scared Of Goat 50th Anniversary Of Zulu Premiere
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    Why does everyone keep giving me goats? I’m not ready to get married yet!

    • Swearin

      “Then why did you agree to a reality-TV dating show on Rupert Murdoch’s net-oh, wait, nevermind.”

  30. Andy Dick Kissing Disgusted Daugther 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    cant blame her

  31. Emmanuelle Chriqui Butt Open Back Shirt 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    If I were standing there, there is no fucking way I would be able to resist sliding my hand down the back of that thing. Sure, I would get arrested, but come on.

  32. Channing Tatum Recoiling From Jonah Hill 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    “Dude, I’m not Leo!”

  33. Jessica Simpson Grossly Thin Sinewy Legs
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    She’s showing off those legs like a girl does with new breast implants.

  34. Angelina Jolie Erect Nipples Global Summit To End Sexual Violence In Conflict
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    Nice to see her headlights back on again.

  35. Erin Gilbert Nipples No Bra See Through Dress 13th Annual Samsung Hope For Children Gala
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    If she were my doctor I would get weekly prostate exams.

  36. Coco Butt Thong String Bikini Split Instagram
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    OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. How could you not want to get in there? She’d have to call the police to get me off dat ass. Ice-T, you lucky bastard.

    When I’m done with this TCWM, I’m gonna fap so hard.

  37. Richard Grieco 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    Botox: Emotionless and ageless.

  38. Angelina Jolie Erect Nipples Global Summit To End Sexual Violence In Conflict
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    I like nipples as much as anyone, but they do ruin an otherwise elegant portrait.

  39. Brittny Gastineau Black Eye
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    She had to share a cab with Chris Brown on the way in.

  40. Jessica Simpson Grossly Thin Sinewy Legs
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    Killer legs. Like will crush your throat when she puts her legs on your shoulders.

  41. Channing Tatum Recoiling From Jonah Hill 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    I prefer to focus on the hot Asian chick in the background.

  42. Richard Grieco 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    He was there because he was in the tv show on which the movie was based, but you’d be surprised how many people asked them to park their cars.

  43. Richard Grieco 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    So his career isn’t the only thing wasting away.

  44. Bai Ling Butt Tight Pants Midriff Taking Selfie While Crossing Street
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    Bai Ling is confused that the “Spot a Celebrity Dumbass” app on her phone seems to be going off constantly.

  45. Bill Nye Date Wearing See Through Dress 13th Annual Samsung Hope For Children Gala
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    His hot date has milk for the children.

  46. Andy Dick Kissing Disgusted Daugther 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    His son had an even stronger reaction

  47. Alexa Vega Butt I Choose Premiere
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    Oh man, I hate to throw these curtains in the trash. There must be *something* I can do with them

  48. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
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    Stunning.

  49. Bill Nye Date Wearing See Through Dress 13th Annual Samsung Hope For Children Gala
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    Bill will attempt to make sure her boobs defy gravity.

  50. Andy Dick Kissing Disgusted Daugther 22 Jump Street Premiere
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    Bad touch!

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