The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.10.15

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed a more varied selection than yesterday’s breast and butt bonanza, because today’s gallery has boners. That’s Jimmy Fallon’s sidekick’s boner making Mike Myers consider suicide, right? Just want to make sure we’re all in agreement there. There’s also Chris Hardwick acting like this at the Jurassic World premiere in front of his billionaire heiress girlfriend, because bluebloods like to play with their prey before killing them. And finally, Elizabeth God Save The Motherfuckin’ Queen Hurley, who is fifty years old today, looking like that. I’m more than willing to give America back for that. Ok, maybe just the south and parts of the midwest. No, not you, Illinois, you’re cool, but Kansas and Wisconsin? You might want to learn how to make a cup of tea.

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