The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.6.11

July 6th, 2011 // 550 Comments

Diana Christ, what the hell is this?

Welcome to the “Fuck Yes, It’s Wednesday Already” edition of The Crap We Missed featuring Jon Hamm still looking handsome while entirely giving up on life, you strong, masculine bastard…, Olivia Wilde advertising how little her vagina cares (That’s how I read this.), Anne Hathaway laughing behind protective glass so the villagers don’t shatter from her sonic wail and it’s apparently still really awesome to be Prince.

You guys like old people porn right?

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Lamar Odom Khloe Kardashian Universal Studios
    Jovy
    Commented on this photo:

    “Is my wookie wig loose?”

  2. Olivia Wilde
    Jill_Ess
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    Look at that sleepy fuck.

  3. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
    Avzero
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    This chic makes my penis sad.

  4. Anne Hathaway
    Jill_Ess
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    “Ahahahahah! Let them eat cake!”

  5. Heidi Klum
    Jill
    Commented on this photo:

    I think you got the caption wrong. It should read “Katie Couric on her way to ABC studios”

  6. Kate Middleton Princess Diana Price William Portrait
    Jill
    Commented on this photo:

    So if Diana could bless her child from beyond the grave it wold be with one thing she did have (beautiful hair) and one thing she didn’t (successful marriage)?

  7. Tiger Woods Japanese Heat Rub
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Kowa – a heat rub with a scent of skank

  8. Kelly Osbourne
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    if black is slimming, she should wear a balaclava.

  9. Jon Hamm Sweaty Armpits
    baron of all media
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    “Aluminum is a vital component of deoderant? Really?? Is that why Tom’s of Maine leaves my pits wetter than Jennifer Love Hewitt around a wedding ring? Hahaha! I kill me.”

  10. Anne Hathaway
    cc
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    Her next role…one of the villains in a Finding Nemo sequel.

  11. Anne Hathaway
    TurkusMaximus
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    this girl is fug! you could park a jet in that hole.

  12. Kate Middleton Princess Diana Price William Portrait
    Commented on this photo:

    Put this on black velvet and I will purchase 3.

  13. Emma Watson
    Commented on this photo:

    “If you are not a lesbian please sign your name here”

  14. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    This chick’s thighs rub together so much, her gonorrhea spontaneously cum-busts.

  15. Prince William
    Commented on this photo:

    Prince William : “I keep scratching it but I don’t smell the grapes”
    Nanook : “Try scratching it again and sniff harder”
    Annakpok : “Hey Nanook. Is that not your old moccasin that you use to wipe your ass with?”
    Nanook : “Shhhh!!!!”

  16. Tom Felton
    Commented on this photo:

    “Anusum Insertious!!!”

  17. Jamie Lee Curtis Bra
    Freebie
    Commented on this photo:

    You people are just plain ignorant. Unless we die, we all get old. 30 years from now in 2041, just how hot and firm do you think you’ll look? I think she looks great. Yeah, she was hot 30 years ago – probably before most of the people posting on this page were even born. You don’t stay young forever. It catches up with everyone. And she wasn’t posing for this picture – its was obviously taken secretly. Leave her alone. Jamie Lee Curtis is great.

    • Loulou

      Even though I couldn’t agree more with you, Honey Badger, unfortunately, just don’t give a shit.

    • “And she wasn’t posing for this picture” So what, she was just trying on clothes in the middle of a store? It’s not like dressing rooms have windows! She’s famous with $, that’s why she is held to a higher standard. And P.S. in case you had any illusions as to the intent of this website. 1. The boys make dick/sex jokes, look at boobies, call attractive men gay, and anything else is gross and 2. Us girls do the same but attractive girls are fat and we all make capricious culture references for laughs. It’s the superficial…buy a dictionary

  18. Heidi Klum
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    are her tits hanging down to her waist? seriously. 38 and she has soggy floppers like an 80 year old? That is called malnutrition. Get off the vegan crap and eat something with fat in it.

  19. Nick Nolte Maria Valverde
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    Body language screams “Get away you creepy old man! I will not get naked and change your diaper!”

  20. Tom Felton
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    What, he needs a lift into the lobby? Or does he just not know how to hitchhike?

  21. Anne Hathaway
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    “HAHHAHAHA!!! Look at all the poor people!”

  22. Heidi Klum
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Christie Brinkley beats Heidi hands down.

  23. Breckin Meyer Kayak
    Commented on this photo:

    You know what they say about men and the size of their boat?

  24. Nick Nolte Maria Valverde
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, Ford used that color back in the day, it was called Calypso Coral. It looked better on a Mercury Cyclone.

  25. Jersey Shore Pauly D
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    Deena looks pretty scared.

  26. Ryan Seacrest
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    Livin’ la vida loca.

  27. Kelly Osbourne
    Commented on this photo:

    Her jaw with Rumer’s chin would be awesome.

  28. Tiger Woods Japanese Heat Rub
    Commented on this photo:

    Let’s see….loose Tag Heuer, Accenture, Gillette, AT&T and Gatorade but I will pickup this Japanese dick rub instead. Yeah! I am back on top baby!! {fist pump}

  29. Kate Middleton Princess Diana Price William Portrait
    JoJojojo
    Commented on this photo:

    Tonight, on a very special episode of The Ghost Whisperer…

  30. Ashley Tisdale
    Commented on this photo:

    “I have to remember. Zac likes looong slow strokes”

  31. Joe Jonas
    Commented on this photo:

    Joe Jonas once again proves that he is extremely uncomfortable being that close to boobs.

  32. Prince
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s trying to stretch her left arm so she can overcome Klitschko’s jab.

  33. Tom Felton
    Eli
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t get it…where’s this guy’s junk?

  34. Jersey Shore Pauly D
    stamos
    Commented on this photo:

    This rollercoaster is so slow they’re in the second seat 20 years from now.

  35. Kate Middleton Princess Diana Price William Portrait
    dreadpiratejenn
    Commented on this photo:

    Good – we’ve gotten him to commit. Proceed with the soul sucking, fellow she-demon!

  36. Jersey Shore Pauly D
    JohnnyFX
    Commented on this photo:

    “Find dat photographer. Da boss’ll kill us if he finds out where we are.”

  37. Prince
    Lucion
    Commented on this photo:

    That looks like Esperanza Spalding in front of him. Damn she is fine.

  38. Emma Watson
    Amanda
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh dear! Is that what my hair REALLY looks like? Oh that’s just dreadful. I look like a begger boy waiting for scraps from the pub.

  39. Jon Hamm Sweaty Armpits
    Amanda
    Commented on this photo:

    I throw my hands up in the air sometimes saying Ayyy ooo I’m jon hammm-oooo

  40. Breckin Meyer Kayak
    Amanda
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait, who?

  41. Tom Felton
    Amanda
    Commented on this photo:

    Tom Felton can Felton me up any day.

  42. Al Pacino Headband Phil Spector
    Commented on this photo:

    Shot obviously taken before visiting the hair trailer…

  43. Heidi Klum
    Amanda
    Commented on this photo:

    When did Heidi Klum become the mom from Modern Family??

  44. Breckin Meyer Kayak
    Fletch
    Commented on this photo:

    Didn’t know who this was and decided to actually go to IMDB to find out. Usually I don’t care but this guy seems to be a supporting actor in a lot of stuff.

  45. Anne Hathaway
    Fletch
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn chick, go out and get some friggen sun already. Yeah, I know it causes skin cancer but that’s the only way to get Vitamin D naturally; and pasty white is not something guys dig unless you are Goth or dead or both.

  46. Kate Middleton Princess Diana Price William Portrait
    wildfungus
    Commented on this photo:

    I knew I should have converted to Anglican sooner.

  47. Al Pacino Headband Phil Spector
    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    That explains the hair and fucked up look on his face.

  48. Emma Watson
    cheezbox
    Commented on this photo:

    Somehow the camera angle makes this look like an upskirt.

  49. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow Gloria Estefan is huge!!

  50. Tiger Woods Japanese Heat Rub
    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    My my my how times have changed….

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