The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.6.11

July 6th, 2011 // 550 Comments

Diana Christ, what the hell is this?

Welcome to the “Fuck Yes, It’s Wednesday Already” edition of The Crap We Missed featuring Jon Hamm still looking handsome while entirely giving up on life, you strong, masculine bastard…, Olivia Wilde advertising how little her vagina cares (That’s how I read this.), Anne Hathaway laughing behind protective glass so the villagers don’t shatter from her sonic wail and it’s apparently still really awesome to be Prince.

You guys like old people porn right?

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Anne Hathaway
    Arzach
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    She needs to realize that less is more, less clothes , less smile …

  2. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
    cutthecrap
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    holy shit, how many ugly sticks did this bitch get hit with?

  3. Tiger Woods Japanese Heat Rub
    cutthecrap
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    oh, mista china man, me rikee

  4. Kate Middleton Princess Diana Price William Portrait
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    Is this the UK version of the Velvet Elvis and Dogs Playing Poker?

  5. Kelly Osbourne
    cutthecrap
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    Um Kelly, fyi, orange legs, big head, not a good fucking look. Arrest yourself asap and turn your ugly ass self in to the fashion police

  6. Kelly Ripa
    cutthecrap
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    nope, don’t see anything cute here. She creeps me the fuck out

  7. the captain

    well, DIANA WOULD HAVE BEEN FILLED WITH PROUDNESS.
    (I’m sure)

  8. Breckin Meyer Kayak
    cutthecrap
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    who the fuck is this, and why would I care?

  9. Tiger Woods Japanese Heat Rub
    Step 3
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    Is this an advertisement for a sex toy?

  10. Tom Felton
    cutthecrap
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    Douchebag Don Johnson look for summer 2011

  11. Heidi Klum
    cutthecrap
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    Hi Heidi, it’s time to come to grips that you are no longer a hot young supermodel. We are only paying attention to you because you won’t leave us the fuck alone.

  12. Al Pacino Headband Phil Spector
    holymoly
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    grandma gets past the security doors at the home every freaking day!

  13. Jersey Shore Pauly D
    holymoly
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    guido #1: “hey, yo, you think we should kill him?”
    guido #2: “yeah, totally, but wait till the rides over.”

  14. Prince William
    holymoly
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    yes, smells like native pussy. next please.

  15. Prince William
    duh!
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    “So if I sniff this 3 times like the legend says, my hair will grow back?”

  16. Snooki Lover

    “You guys like old people porn right?”

    Actually, yes. And Snooki.

    (And again I say to your incredulous faces, “no irony”.)

  17. Nick Nolte Maria Valverde
    Felix the Cat
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    Spain: The final step towards irrelevancy.

  18. Prince William
    vitobonespur
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    Here we see Prince William trying to figure out why the hat the Canadians presented him with has three ear flaps.

  19. Lamar Odom Khloe Kardashian Universal Studios
    vitobonespur
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    “I don’t care if she did refer to you kids as “boogers.” You still can’t call your step-mammy a honky-cracker bitch!”

  20. Lamar Odom Khloe Kardashian Universal Studios
    Turd Ferguson
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    Weird – the wookie looks like a total bitch.

  21. Tiger Woods Japanese Heat Rub
    Turd Ferguson
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    Wow, that’s an easy to say/remember product.

  22. Joe Jonas
    vitobonespur
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    Utilizing the handy remote control, Zelda Lipshitz, rear, demonstrates how life-like her Joe Jonas robot can act with someone knowledgable at the controls…

  23. Ashley Tisdale
    vitobonespur
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    Ashley has become a remarkable bowler since she started practicing her swing everywhere she goes.

  24. Emma Watson
    Elf
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    So, what’s on in London?

  25. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
    vitobonespur
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    Didn’t she used to play Grandpa Munster?

  26. Tiger Woods Japanese Heat Rub
    vitobonespur
    Commented on this photo:

    DISCLAIMER: For anal/vaginal personal lubrication only. This product does not protect against unwanted pregnancy, nor does it prevent the transmission of STDs, including the HIV/AIDS virus. CAUTION: Use only as directed as misuse may cause cauterization of the object orifice.

  27. Kelly Ripa
    vitobonespur
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    FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!!! And I thought Kelly Osbourne was bad…

  28. Jamie Lee Curtis Bra
    Mr Obvious
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    that rack is still banging. The rest of her expired a long time ago. I would say well before “True Lies.”

  29. Tom Felton
    vitobonespur
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    Well it’s about goddamn time. I’ve been waiting forever for someone to post a picture of Tom Felton and now my wish has been fulfilled.

    Who in the fuck is Tom Felton?

  30. Jon Hamm Sweaty Armpits
    Zombie Kitty
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    “Bottle this bitchez”

  31. Joe Jonas
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    Nice how they both look so happy. You’d think they were being forced to pose at gunpoint.

  32. Katie Holmes
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    I hate it when my jaw distends and my lower teeth get stuck past my upper teeth.

  33. Al Pacino Headband Phil Spector
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    Miami Condo Vice

  34. Emma Watson
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    E-M-M-A….is that right?

  35. Jon Hamm Sweaty Armpits
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    Off camera, his personal tickler is always on the ready.

  36. Joel Schumacher
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    Daydreaming about Shai LeBouef.

  37. Olivia Wilde
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    it took a while, but she finally found sunglasses big enough to cover her eyes.

  38. Prince William
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    The Royal Slipper Sniffer

  39. Selena Gomez
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    Best looking Gomez on the planet

  40. Ryan Seacrest
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    contrary to popular belief, checks do not make a person look bigger.

  41. Lamar Odom Khloe Kardashian Universal Studios
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    Hopefully, her new fashion line of clear plastic ponchos is a hit.

  42. Joe Jonas
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    I wish I had a job as a professional photo model for the Superficial.

  43. Kelly Osbourne
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    the sunglasses draw attention away from her massive jaw.

  44. Kelly Ripa
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    Grey roots are so hot

  45. Breckin Meyer Kayak
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    “I guess I finally found that tattoo I’ve been looking for on page 147 of the catalog.”

  46. Anne Hathaway
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    Still can’t figure out the electric on on the sliding door.

  47. Tom Felton
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    Hipster fail

  48. Prince
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    The tux shop was out of powder blue, bitches.

  49. Jamie Lee Curtis Bra
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    maybe that poop yogurt also makes her forget her blouse.

  50. Emma Watson
    Jovy
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    She’s so effin cute, I’m totally girl crushing on her.

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