The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.6.11

July 6th, 2011 // 550 Comments

Diana Christ, what the hell is this?

Welcome to the “Fuck Yes, It’s Wednesday Already” edition of The Crap We Missed featuring Jon Hamm still looking handsome while entirely giving up on life, you strong, masculine bastard…, Olivia Wilde advertising how little her vagina cares (That’s how I read this.), Anne Hathaway laughing behind protective glass so the villagers don’t shatter from her sonic wail and it’s apparently still really awesome to be Prince.

You guys like old people porn right?

- The Superficial

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  1. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
    Problem?
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    Oh for the love of….honey, just because you can get it on doesn’t mean IT FITS!

  2. Jon Hamm Sweaty Armpits
    Siloporcen7
    Commented on this photo:

    Fear The Beard!!

  3. Kelly Osbourne
    JC
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    Do you think E put her on “Fashion Police” because they’re in on the joke, or do they legitimately not realize that this chick isn’t in a position to criticize anyone’s choice in hair or clothing?

  4. FruitLoop

    “Be careful my son. Cornhole poor Katie too hard and her bum will look like this”

  5. Selena Gomez
    cc
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    Little late for the chastity belt, methinks.

  6. Nick Nolte Maria Valverde
    Frunken
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    Looks like Gary Busey won in the end.

  7. Kate Middleton Princess Diana Price William Portrait
    SSHGuru
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    The British version of Twilight

  8. Jon Hamm Sweaty Armpits
    Commented on this photo:

    I love Weekend at Bernie’s.

  9. Ryan Seacrest
    cc
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    So long as I don’t see him with Julianne Hough, I think I’ll make it.

  10. Jon Hamm Sweaty Armpits
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    Someone’s got the whole “wave ‘em like you just don’t care” thing down pat.

  11. Prince William
    Commented on this photo:

    “This toupee smells like my favorite shampoo.”

  12. Joe Jonas
    SSHGuru
    Commented on this photo:

    He could use some tips from her on lipstick color.

  13. Lamar Odom Khloe Kardashian Universal Studios
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Her brain is still ricocheting around inside her head.

  14. Joe Jonas
    cc
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    I know it’s a girl Joe, but you could at least try and look happy.

  15. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
    Siloporcen7
    Commented on this photo:

    Haggard

  16. Al Pacino Headband Phil Spector
    AnnaDraconida
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    The Rolling Stones are still alive?

  17. Jersey Shore Pauly D
    Commented on this photo:

    Of all the times for Casino Pier to start paying attention to the safety inspectors…

  18. Ashley Tisdale
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    More than a mouthful, less than a handful.

  19. Emma Watson
    AnnaDraconida
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    Fan-”art”, obviously.

  20. Jamie Lee Curtis Bra
    Abby Normal
    Commented on this photo:

    30 years ago? Dad, is that you?

  21. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    The unholy triumvirate…left thigh, right thigh, crotch.

  22. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    The fact that not one molecule of air ever reaches her hooha makes feel queazy.

  23. Joel Schumacher
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s grinning because the remote in his left hand is linked to the vibrator in his…

  24. Olivia Wilde
    maeby
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    The honey badger just doesn’t give a shit.

  25. Al Pacino Headband Phil Spector
    dontlooknow
    Commented on this photo:

    Yep. Phil Spector. Al P’s THAT good….

  26. Prince William
    Commented on this photo:

    “OK, but where do you light it?”

  27. Kate Middleton Princess Diana Price William Portrait
    Snack pack
    Commented on this photo:

    This is almost as interesting as that art by Steve Seeley that Fish introduced us to some time ago. It would be better if the prince was on a bear, and Kate was on a deer or polar bear or something.

  28. Lamar Odom Khloe Kardashian Universal Studios
    Commented on this photo:

    Outside of the water, a whale cannot maintain its body temperature and its skin dries out, leading to death. Staying clear of the whale’s blowhole (the opening through which it breathes), pour buckets of water on the beached whale to help its skin stay cool and wet.

  29. Kelly Ripa
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    I bet she stopped being a vegetarian when she looked in the mirror and realized she needed to start drinking virgin’s blood again.

    /80′s movies ftw

  30. Kelly Ripa
    LCS
    Commented on this photo:

    My Preciousssssssss

  31. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
    kec232
    Commented on this photo:

    So Khloe is wearing adult diapers now too?

  32. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
    Snack pack
    Commented on this photo:

    Moo.

  33. Kate Middleton Princess Diana Price William Portrait
    Lindsay
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    nice of him to give william so much hair

  34. Emma Watson
    monster
    Commented on this photo:

    “Sure I’ll sign your p- is this a NMBLA membership card??”

  35. Jon Hamm Sweaty Armpits
    just here for laughs
    Commented on this photo:

    Raise your hands, raise your hands, if you’re SURE!

  36. Katie Holmes
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Hard to scream for rescue from your fucked up life when your jaws are wired shut.
    Touche, Tom.

  37. Lamar Odom Khloe Kardashian Universal Studios
    just here for laughs
    Commented on this photo:

    Lamar just realized that she made it out of the garbage bag, alive.

  38. Lamar Odom Khloe Kardashian Universal Studios
    Donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    “Somebody get me a fucking Midol before I rip these kid’s arms out of their sockets!!!”

  39. Ashley Tisdale
    just here for laughs
    Commented on this photo:

    “I tried. There’s just no converting him.”

  40. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
    just here for laughs
    Commented on this photo:

    “I don’t get it…Snooki told me this was ‘Tan in a Cup’ but I’m still pasty white?”

  41. Kate Middleton Princess Diana Price William Portrait
    Dani
    Commented on this photo:

    Wills hasn’t looked like that in a minute.

  42. Kelly Osbourne
    just here for laughs
    Commented on this photo:

    Just slap one of those Glamor magazine black bars over her eyes and call her a “ponytail don’t”. Better yet, just slap the black bar over her face and call it a day.

  43. Kelly Ripa
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    “I can own you all. Ten times over. I’ll smile for you now, oh yes I will – but I know, deep in my heart of hearts, that I can, nay *will* OWN. YOU. ALL.”

  44. Prince William
    DeucePickle
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    If he made a bong out of whatever that is, he’s a badass

  45. Kelly Ripa
    just here for laughs
    Commented on this photo:

    Victim of t-shirts and weird camera angles.

  46. Selena Gomez
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    sweet boner

  47. Kate Middleton Princess Diana Price William Portrait
    M
    Commented on this photo:

    This wrong in so many ways.

  48. Al Pacino Headband Phil Spector
    M
    Commented on this photo:

    “He’s got the look”

  49. Breckin Meyer Kayak
    just here for laughs
    Commented on this photo:

    Heard he’s in a new show with Mark Paul Gosselaar this fall. So I guess Travis is going to give Zack weed and teach him how to make magic brownies that they’ll sell at a bake sale, which then Jessie will buy, eat and instead of getting so excited (and so scared) she will just end up not giving a shit and getting some wicked munchies?

  50. Jon Hamm Sweaty Armpits
    M
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    Wow, there’s someone else I don’t give a crap about.

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