The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.6.11

July 6th, 2011 // 550 Comments

Diana Christ, what the hell is this?

Welcome to the “Fuck Yes, It’s Wednesday Already” edition of The Crap We Missed featuring Jon Hamm still looking handsome while entirely giving up on life, you strong, masculine bastard…, Olivia Wilde advertising how little her vagina cares (That’s how I read this.), Anne Hathaway laughing behind protective glass so the villagers don’t shatter from her sonic wail and it’s apparently still really awesome to be Prince.

You guys like old people porn right?

- The Superficial

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  1. Tiger Woods Japanese Heat Rub
    The Critical Crassness
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    “Kowa heat rub: Great for pain and it doubles as a spermicidal ointment for those unplanned special moments with your hos”….Tiger Woods

  2. Olivia Wilde
    Commented on this photo:

    Ok, the candid honey badger t-shirt just upped her hotness 60%. I now have an opening line if I meet her.

  3. Prince William
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    The sniffing ritual is believed by the Canadian people to be the source of the king’s power.

  4. Lamar Odom Khloe Kardashian Universal Studios
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    They forgot to take off their ponchos after sex.

  5. Kelly Osbourne
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Now I know what LBD’s don’t look good with……crappy tats and overly bleached hair.

  6. Selena Gomez
    Sacha
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    Where the fuck is her other arm?

  7. Kelly Ripa
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    What happened to the “Wicked Witch of the West’s” green complexion?

  8. Tom Felton
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s not cool to ridicule Austin Powers

  9. Jon Hamm Sweaty Armpits
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    So now men can dance sitting down? God bless you, John Hamm.

  10. Heidi Klum
    MrsWrong
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    seriously, where are your kids

  11. Emma Watson
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    She looks like she’s being forced to give directions to her pot of gold.

  12. Tiger Woods Japanese Heat Rub
    Commented on this photo:

    “Kowa Heat Rub: Very disrespectful to pain with a heart warming touch!”

  13. Breckin Meyer Kayak
    The Critical Crassness
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    His last big screen “hit” was 2000′s “Road Trip’ which also starred Tom Green. Guess sums up his career quite nicely!

  14. Kelly Osbourne
    Commented on this photo:

    Child eater.

  15. Kate Middleton Princess Diana Price William Portrait
    Ismoss
    Commented on this photo:

    So this is what all those lousy Elvis painters are doing now.

    • Steelerchick

      My grandma will put this one next to her velvet picture of Elvis that’s by the dogs playing pool.

  16. Prince
    Rough was not in Malibu over the weekend
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    Damn! Where did he dig up this Cleopatra Jones from?

  17. Tom Felton
    The Critical Crassness
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    “Damn, where’d my wand go? I was all ready to use it on that girl getting off the next train car!”

  18. Nick Nolte Maria Valverde
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    “Que es tu age?”

  19. Al Pacino Headband Phil Spector
    Ismoss
    Commented on this photo:

    “Say hello to my little friend……oh..,oh no he just leaked on me.”

  20. Tom Felton
    Commented on this photo:

    “Roight, the rest of my Garanimal’s are in my luggage in the lobby. Be a sport and put in the cab?”

  21. Heidi Klum
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Supermodels should retire from public view at 25~

  22. Nick Nolte Maria Valverde
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    In every picture there is always a Jason Statham in the background saying it all with his eyes

  23. Prince
    Rough was not in Malibu over the weekend
    Commented on this photo:

    Make that Cleopatra light.

  24. Jersey Shore Pauly D
    Ismoss
    Commented on this photo:

    After riding Snookie this is breeze.

  25. Prince
    The Critical Crassness
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    Nice ‘Fro wig!

  26. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
    Ismoss
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought pinch faced witches were skinny.

  27. Jamie Lee Curtis Bra
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Her tits haven’t aged a day since 1985 but the rest of her made up for that fact!

  28. Kate Middleton Princess Diana Price William Portrait
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    I know it’s mad to single out anything here but what’s she going to do with that turkey behind her back ?

  29. Jamie Lee Curtis Bra
    Ismoss
    Commented on this photo:

    30 years ago that would have given me boner, today it just makes it sad.

  30. Prince
    little elvis
    Commented on this photo:

    I like how Foxy Brown has to stoop over to get under the little prince’s umbrella. Seriously, you can hold that guy in the palm of your hand.

  31. Prince
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    “Game, blouses.”

  32. Tom Felton
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    wow, Emma Watson is looking more feminine that usual.

  33. Tom Felton
    amanda
    Commented on this photo:

    Who is this? he looks like Drop Dead Fred’s metro-sexual cousin

  34. Jon Hamm Sweaty Armpits
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone is so on vacation.

  35. Prince William
    Cock Dr
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    Shame about the hair. He has a head that needs a lot of it.

  36. Kelly Osbourne
    Hemingway
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    CONSUME MASS QUANTITIES.

  37. Jamie Lee Curtis Bra
    bastionbooger
    Commented on this photo:

    Now Michael Myers will have to kill her. Those are the rules.

  38. Al Pacino Headband Phil Spector
    DogBoy
    Commented on this photo:

    In every picture, there’s a poster in the background… saying it all with some hand-written commentary.

  39. Emma Watson
    ME
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s such a hottie.

  40. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    When the Snookie stands next to this one she looks like a refined & delicate Ewok supermodel.

  41. Kelly Osbourne
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that a big bar code on her arm? WTF?

  42. Tom Felton
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Meet Tom Felton, professional character actor.
    If you have an asshole male character in your script, please consider casting Mr Felton. He’s facing total obscurity & a lifetime eeking out a living at fan conventions in 5…4…3….2…..

  43. Heidi Klum
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Grandma got loose again. Dammit, another trip down to the police station & another interview with the condescending geriatric case worker.

  44. Nick Nolte Maria Valverde
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I hate male pattern baldness with the fire of a thousand suns.

  45. Prince
    Box
    Commented on this photo:

    In the background of every picture of a curvy black chick there is a tiny man of indiscriminate sexual orientation and indiscriminate ethnicity saying it all with his face.

  46. Prince
    Box
    Commented on this photo:

    In the background of every picture of a curvy black chick there is a tiny man of indeterminate sexual orientation and indeterminate ethnicity saying it all with his face.

    • TomFrank

      You know what? I know it’s not what you meant, but I’m not sure “indiscriminate sexual orientation” was all that wrong.

  47. Prince William
    bonerofcuntention
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    Him say polar bear scent fresh… watch for big piles next time.

  48. Kelly Ripa
    Holy Shit.
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    Kelly Ripa or Cameron Diaz?

  49. Prince
    HeavyMetalAngel4
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    On his way out to the basketball court for a game with Dave Chappelle.

  50. Katie Holmes
    Siloporcen7
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    “Just a little closer…there, glorious hair scent”

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