Diana Christ, what the hell is this?
Welcome to the “Fuck Yes, It’s Wednesday Already” edition of The Crap We Missed featuring Jon Hamm still looking handsome while entirely giving up on life, you strong, masculine bastard…, Olivia Wilde advertising how little her vagina cares (That’s how I read this.), Anne Hathaway laughing behind protective glass so the villagers don’t shatter from her sonic wail and it’s apparently still really awesome to be Prince.
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True story, I’m shrinking! These clothes all fit me this morning. Doc says I’ll be gone by Christmas.
That’s got to be diarrhea in the cup. Has to, nothing else makes sense.
+1
Reminds me of the SNL Tiny Elvis sketch, for some reason.
Looking for spare change for Dick Van Dyke?
in this week’s episode of the X-Files, Mulder teams up with Kate Middleton to investigate strange apparitions of her dead mother-in-law
“I know my career’s in here somewhere”
Can that ocean kayak hold all that star power?
+1
There are support groups for people like you and Tarantino
Looks like feminism hijacked your black dude/background/eyes theory
Smell my finger
“Gwyneth was right, the proletariat is hilarious.”
The little Prince and his companion tried to escape by the back door but ran straight in to two giants!
FUN FACT: The midget in the foreground is Seacrests’ employee paid to circle him at all times to ensure an appearance of maximum height
Tiger has found a culture that accepts women the way he’s used to
Well, at least Pippa’s not in the damn thing.
BTW, I saw this exact same image on my toast this morning.
+1
Kowa Co. wants to show the Japanese people what a real meltdown looks like
regis is aging more gracefully
Mah weave bed’ not get wet. I juss got my hurr did
LOL
+1 grape soda
This would have made my day…if that day were in 1982.
Yep.
Yes indeed.
word
Less Tom = more smiles
“DAMN! that Gucci mannequin is sexy. *whispers* Pssst, you’re the store manager, how much does one of those strong muscled ones cost?”
Joe Jonas posing…’nuff said
I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
Is that what Khloe is saying when she realizes her head isn’t humanoid?
Me: ‘Al, c’mon, don’t be another celeb carrying your phone in your hand.’
Al: ‘What are you going to do about it? ASShole.’
They’re both looking at the same guy’s ass.
WOW….was Perfect really that long ago. I remember her grinding that smoking body in the aerobics class….sigh.
Horatio Sanz has juuust about nailed his Snooki impersonation
*throws penalty flag*
LOL*into microphone* Double penalty. Equipment violations and flagrant personal foul, offense, unnecessary roughness. Player to be ejected from game and cast into oblivion
Leading the league in all offensive catagories including upper lip hair and flatulence.
Actually the flag was for the pap.
Taking snaps of aging irrelevent people in a changing room ain’t cool.
And to JLC – your tits look like they have held up well. Bravo.
Oy, this bloke just handed me a medical textbook with a picture of an erect penis!
Chipmunk face.
OK do you feel taller now?
Looks like he caught ‘the Ben’ on the set of The Town.
Seriously now?
Kowa Rub wruv u rong times
I think someone is using the term *artist* a little too loosely here.
+100
“See you later, baby! Damn can’t believe that was my 15,000 initiation into the “Mile High Club” and my first with a chick!”
It’s good to be proud of your 7th grade craft project…but not THAT proud.
Careful BatLady, your dad is not exactly great at distiction. That punkin heat of yours would make a hell of a meal.
Lawyers for Vitamin Water are typing a cease and desist order as we speak!
Oh, if only. They probably think this is positive product placement.
Don’t believe me? This is a real thing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVmiayLHXeU
I’m never eating another pistachio again.
*sniff*
pistachios are only green after snookie sits on them.
Diaz?
This beaver doesn’t smell anything thing like Kate’s…wot?
Lamar’s reaction at realizing Khloe didn’t fall out of the ride…….”HUH?..How the fuck is she still here, just fixin’ her hair?”
I know I shouldn’t say this, but it looks like a box of chocolates someone’s taken the wrappers off looking for the toffee.
The chick behind him is checking the picture of his ass she just took for her brother.
Alright, anyone who had sex with Zac Ephron in the last week raise your right hand!”
I don’t find this interesting. Gay being gay in a state with a rainbow for a lisence plate.
The more I see her, the more I think she is a major downgrade compared to Nicole Kidman.
Have you seen Nicole lately? She isn’t looking good at all.
Note to Deena: The cup you peed in was supposed to be turned in for your random drug test. However, from the looks of your pee, you failed! So fogetaboutit!
Best Kindergarten day trip ever.
Did they just come from a garage sale? AH’s teeth look like those chattering teeth you wind up, the girl next to her kinda looks like a glow worm, and the guy behind them looks like he’s wearing an ill-fitting wooden leg. Throw in the Payless shoes and doily dress and I bet they spent a cool $8.55
I like the doily dress but strongly disagree with the choice of shoes.
holy shit, I couldn’t have said it better myself. So I didn’t.