The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.6.11

July 6th, 2011 // 550 Comments

Diana Christ, what the hell is this?

Welcome to the “Fuck Yes, It’s Wednesday Already” edition of The Crap We Missed featuring Jon Hamm still looking handsome while entirely giving up on life, you strong, masculine bastard…, Olivia Wilde advertising how little her vagina cares (That’s how I read this.), Anne Hathaway laughing behind protective glass so the villagers don’t shatter from her sonic wail and it’s apparently still really awesome to be Prince.

You guys like old people porn right?

- The Superficial

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  1. Nick Nolte Maria Valverde
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    True story, I’m shrinking! These clothes all fit me this morning. Doc says I’ll be gone by Christmas.

  2. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
    Richard McBeef
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    That’s got to be diarrhea in the cup. Has to, nothing else makes sense.

  3. Prince
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    Reminds me of the SNL Tiny Elvis sketch, for some reason.

  4. Olivia Wilde
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Looking for spare change for Dick Van Dyke?

  5. Kate Middleton Princess Diana Price William Portrait
    Michael
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    in this week’s episode of the X-Files, Mulder teams up with Kate Middleton to investigate strange apparitions of her dead mother-in-law

  6. Olivia Wilde
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    “I know my career’s in here somewhere”

  7. Breckin Meyer Kayak
    BSting
    Commented on this photo:

    Can that ocean kayak hold all that star power?

  8. Prince William
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    There are support groups for people like you and Tarantino

  9. Selena Gomez
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like feminism hijacked your black dude/background/eyes theory

  10. Tom Felton
    Stewie Griffin
    Commented on this photo:

    Smell my finger

  11. Anne Hathaway
    BSting
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    “Gwyneth was right, the proletariat is hilarious.”

  12. Prince
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    The little Prince and his companion tried to escape by the back door but ran straight in to two giants!

  13. Ryan Seacrest
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    FUN FACT: The midget in the foreground is Seacrests’ employee paid to circle him at all times to ensure an appearance of maximum height

  14. Tiger Woods Japanese Heat Rub
    Michael
    Commented on this photo:

    Tiger has found a culture that accepts women the way he’s used to

  15. Kate Middleton Princess Diana Price William Portrait
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, at least Pippa’s not in the damn thing.

    BTW, I saw this exact same image on my toast this morning.

  16. Tiger Woods Japanese Heat Rub
    Stewie Griffin
    Commented on this photo:

    Kowa Co. wants to show the Japanese people what a real meltdown looks like

  17. Kelly Ripa
    Michael
    Commented on this photo:

    regis is aging more gracefully

  18. Lamar Odom Khloe Kardashian Universal Studios
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Mah weave bed’ not get wet. I juss got my hurr did

  19. Jamie Lee Curtis Bra
    The Pope of Cleveland
    Commented on this photo:

    This would have made my day…if that day were in 1982.

  20. Katie Holmes
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Less Tom = more smiles

  21. Joe Jonas
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    “DAMN! that Gucci mannequin is sexy. *whispers* Pssst, you’re the store manager, how much does one of those strong muscled ones cost?”

  22. Joe Jonas
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Joe Jonas posing…’nuff said

  23. Lamar Odom Khloe Kardashian Universal Studios
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve got a bad feeling about this.

  24. Al Pacino Headband Phil Spector
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Me: ‘Al, c’mon, don’t be another celeb carrying your phone in your hand.’

    Al: ‘What are you going to do about it? ASShole.’

  25. Joe Jonas
    hbw
    Commented on this photo:

    They’re both looking at the same guy’s ass.

  26. Jamie Lee Curtis Bra
    btreese
    Commented on this photo:

    WOW….was Perfect really that long ago. I remember her grinding that smoking body in the aerobics class….sigh.

  27. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Horatio Sanz has juuust about nailed his Snooki impersonation

  28. Jamie Lee Curtis Bra
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    *throws penalty flag*

    • MrsWrong

      LOL*into microphone* Double penalty. Equipment violations and flagrant personal foul, offense, unnecessary roughness. Player to be ejected from game and cast into oblivion

      • vitobonespur

        Leading the league in all offensive catagories including upper lip hair and flatulence.

      • Cock Dr

        Actually the flag was for the pap.
        Taking snaps of aging irrelevent people in a changing room ain’t cool.
        And to JLC – your tits look like they have held up well. Bravo.

  29. Emma Watson
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Oy, this bloke just handed me a medical textbook with a picture of an erect penis!

  30. Selena Gomez
    SOS
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    Chipmunk face.

  31. Prince
    Stewie Griffin
    Commented on this photo:

    OK do you feel taller now?

  32. Jon Hamm Sweaty Armpits
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like he caught ‘the Ben’ on the set of The Town.

  33. Jamie Lee Curtis Bra
    Me
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously now?

  34. Tiger Woods Japanese Heat Rub
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Kowa Rub wruv u rong times

  35. Kate Middleton Princess Diana Price William Portrait
    Esoteric
    Commented on this photo:

    I think someone is using the term *artist* a little too loosely here.

  36. Ryan Seacrest
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    “See you later, baby! Damn can’t believe that was my 15,000 initiation into the “Mile High Club” and my first with a chick!”

  37. Olivia Wilde
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s good to be proud of your 7th grade craft project…but not THAT proud.

  38. Kelly Osbourne
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Careful BatLady, your dad is not exactly great at distiction. That punkin heat of yours would make a hell of a meal.

  39. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
    Stewie Griffin
    Commented on this photo:

    Lawyers for Vitamin Water are typing a cease and desist order as we speak!

  40. Kelly Ripa
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Diaz?

  41. Prince William
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    This beaver doesn’t smell anything thing like Kate’s…wot?

  42. Lamar Odom Khloe Kardashian Universal Studios
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Lamar’s reaction at realizing Khloe didn’t fall out of the ride…….”HUH?..How the fuck is she still here, just fixin’ her hair?”

  43. Lamar Odom Khloe Kardashian Universal Studios
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    I know I shouldn’t say this, but it looks like a box of chocolates someone’s taken the wrappers off looking for the toffee.

  44. Joe Jonas
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    The chick behind him is checking the picture of his ass she just took for her brother.

  45. Ashley Tisdale
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Alright, anyone who had sex with Zac Ephron in the last week raise your right hand!”

  46. Breckin Meyer Kayak
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t find this interesting. Gay being gay in a state with a rainbow for a lisence plate.

  47. Katie Holmes
    bing
    Commented on this photo:

    The more I see her, the more I think she is a major downgrade compared to Nicole Kidman.

  48. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Note to Deena: The cup you peed in was supposed to be turned in for your random drug test. However, from the looks of your pee, you failed! So fogetaboutit!

  49. Jersey Shore Pauly D
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Best Kindergarten day trip ever.

  50. Anne Hathaway
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Did they just come from a garage sale? AH’s teeth look like those chattering teeth you wind up, the girl next to her kinda looks like a glow worm, and the guy behind them looks like he’s wearing an ill-fitting wooden leg. Throw in the Payless shoes and doily dress and I bet they spent a cool $8.55

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