The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.6.11

July 6th, 2011 // 550 Comments

Diana Christ, what the hell is this?

Welcome to the “Fuck Yes, It’s Wednesday Already” edition of The Crap We Missed featuring Jon Hamm still looking handsome while entirely giving up on life, you strong, masculine bastard…, Olivia Wilde advertising how little her vagina cares (That’s how I read this.), Anne Hathaway laughing behind protective glass so the villagers don’t shatter from her sonic wail and it’s apparently still really awesome to be Prince.

You guys like old people porn right?

- The Superficial

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  1. Kelly Osbourne
    Richard McBeef
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    Would rather bang Ozzy.

  2. Prince
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    look, she dressed her little boy to look just like her! oh, wait…

  3. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
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    Has this chick always been on the show, but just getting ignored because her boobs aren’t big enough, or self esteem low enough to have ever been interesting? She’s pretty chunky though…don’t worry baby, drinking Kool Aid with the word “vitamin” in the name will slim you right down.

  4. Emma Watson
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    Celebrities need to stop dressing up their kids so androgynously.

  5. Ryan Seacrest
    BSting
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    And if he’s hungry, there’s a fresh muffin top at his fingertips.

  6. Anne Hathaway
    Richard McBeef
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    Can’t stand that cave bitch or her ugly face.

  7. Kelly Osbourne
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    No matter how much weight she looses, her head is still going to be huge…and the hair isn’t doing her any favors. She looks like someone lifted a comic with silly putty and stretched the face.

  8. Breckin Meyer Kayak
    Commented on this photo:

    Let me be the first to say…who?

    • BSting

      I Googled him. Turns out he was cast in Clueless: the movie as well as Clueless: the TV show (read: hopefully he gets lost at sea).

      • DeucePickle

        Then you are terrible at Googleing. He was in Road Trip and now in a tv show with Marc Paul Gossler (Zac Morris)

  9. Joe Jonas
    Stewie Griffin
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    Seeing how it’s a girl we at least know where his other hand isn’t.

  10. Joe Jonas
    BSting
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    Danny DeVito’s hair grew back? Good for him.

  11. Nick Nolte Maria Valverde
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    “no really, I WAS in a movie with Eddie Murphy”

  12. Ashley Tisdale
    BSting
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    This is what Jennifer Love Hewitt would look like if she dropped half her weight.

  13. Prince
    Commented on this photo:

    Prince has nice tits.

  14. Tom Felton
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    There’s always some Irish fella over in London for the weekend saying it all with his oversize suit.

  15. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
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    Nice to see Tony Soprano’s sister letting herself go.

  16. Ashley Tisdale
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    I miss the nose.

  17. Jamie Lee Curtis Bra
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    wow…it’s like paparazzi spying on your mom changing.

  18. Prince
    Richard McBeef
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    Thou shalt not speak ill of the Purple One. His awesomeness can not be quantified or understood.

  19. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
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    I’m glad to see Greenpeace was able to help her off the beach.

  20. Emma Watson
    Tanzarian
    Commented on this photo:

    Do you want me to sign above or below the cum stain? On it? Ew.

  21. Tiger Woods Japanese Heat Rub
    Commented on this photo:

    It give you big, black American dick.

  22. Tiger Woods Japanese Heat Rub
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    ‘Rememba keeds, Tigah rikes it!’

  23. Katie Holmes
    MrsWrong
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    “Suri makes me go to these”

  24. Kelly Osbourne
    Commented on this photo:

    How do you spell the sound of barfing? The violent kind, that comes out of your mouth and nose.

  25. Kate Middleton Princess Diana Price William Portrait
    princeofdarkness
    Commented on this photo:

    you know a man did this painting…he has no bald spot and both women are sporting well-proportioned racks

  26. Kelly Osbourne
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    If the face doesn’t give it away, the hooves do.

  27. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
    ad nasuem
    Commented on this photo:

    Hear me out here folks…but just what if, and this is a hypothetical, what if we put her in all wool pants put her on a tread mill and plugged her pants into the power grid. Would the static electricity caused by her thigh friction power our nation?

  28. Al Pacino Headband Phil Spector
    MrsWrong
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    Al Pacino on the set of an upcoming biopic in which he plays a Phil spector in New York City

  29. Nick Nolte Maria Valverde
    Tanzarian
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    I was “Sexiest Man Alive” you know… why yes it was before you were born, but I was the sexiest man you know!

  30. Anne Hathaway
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    Her voice can’t shatter the glass, but somewhere a few flights above her in an apartment, someone’s cats are totally freaking out.

  31. doodles

    If only his hair still looked like that! *sigh*

  32. Heidi Klum
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    Her face looks more and more like Seal’s. Next picture she’ll have the long whiskers.

  33. Kelly Osbourne
    ad nasuem
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    TIE! Her pace is equal parts “The Mask” starring Jim Carey and “Mask” starring Eric Stoltz.

  34. Emma Watson
    MrsWrong
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    “…And you say you run what website, luv? The Superficial? That’s in The States, right? Sure I’ll see a photo of you? *gasp* You’re not wearing any knickers!!! And what is that awful sore there?”

  35. Jersey Shore Pauly D
    Richard McBeef
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    Hopefully federal budget cuts result in decreased roller coaster inspections in the future.

  36. Heidi Klum
    GeorgeWBush
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    pretty good looking for a 50 something

    • lemon

      At first I thought, well, she’s not that old.. but she at least looks great for being in her 40s.. and then I checked.. She’s actually 38. The sad thing is, I can’t tell if she looks great for 38 or not. Celebrity pictures have warped my sense of aging. :S

  37. Nick Nolte Maria Valverde
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    You know you’re in trouble when your name’s Nick Nolte but everyone mistakes you for Jim Belushi.

  38. Jon Hamm Sweaty Armpits
    MrsWrong
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    “Ok, Jen, You caught me. I’ll watch them for a few hours.”

  39. Jamie Lee Curtis Bra
    ad nasuem
    Commented on this photo:

    I am just glad this is not a picture of her in a grocery store trying out the effects of different Activia flavors.

  40. Joel Schumacher
    Colin
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    I thought this was Karl Lagerfeld for a second, but then I realized there’s no fan. Now I think it’s my great-aunt Peg.

  41. Jersey Shore Pauly D
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Was this taken on Father’s Day?

  42. Prince
    Commented on this photo:

    who’s the fuh-ag hag?

  43. Jon Hamm Sweaty Armpits
    doodles
    Commented on this photo:

    DAMN, that is sexy! Mmm.

  44. Kelly Ripa
    Commented on this photo:

    Schnoodling:
    Where two men engage in pulling one man’s foreskin over the other man’s cockhead and one proceeds to whack off both men. Also may be performed with Kelly Ripa and Katie Holmes’s bellybuttons.

  45. Anne Hathaway
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    That mouth could give a blow job to the Eiffel Tower.

  46. Jamie Lee Curtis Bra
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    It’s like Trading Places all over again, only this time it was Jamie Lee Curtis and my grandma.

  47. Joel Schumacher
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the let-me-show-you-to-my-casting-couch face

  48. Al Pacino Headband Phil Spector
    ad nasuem
    Commented on this photo:

    “You can’t tell can you? I’ve been wearing this same black shirt and headband for the past 3 months everyday. The jacket completely threw you off didn’t it”

  49. Tom Felton
    Commented on this photo:

    Draco Crockett.

  50. Emma Watson
    btreese
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    So would love to ravish her….

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