Diana Christ, what the hell is this?
Welcome to the “Fuck Yes, It’s Wednesday Already” edition of The Crap We Missed featuring Jon Hamm still looking handsome while entirely giving up on life, you strong, masculine bastard…, Olivia Wilde advertising how little her vagina cares (That’s how I read this.), Anne Hathaway laughing behind protective glass so the villagers don’t shatter from her sonic wail and it’s apparently still really awesome to be Prince.
You guys like old people porn right?
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Would rather bang Ozzy.
Isn’t it Ozzy?
look, she dressed her little boy to look just like her! oh, wait…
Has this chick always been on the show, but just getting ignored because her boobs aren’t big enough, or self esteem low enough to have ever been interesting? She’s pretty chunky though…don’t worry baby, drinking Kool Aid with the word “vitamin” in the name will slim you right down.
Compared to the pics from the weekend, it looks like she put on 20 lbs. in three days.
Shows that she swallows instead of spits after blow jobs.
Celebrities need to stop dressing up their kids so androgynously.
And if he’s hungry, there’s a fresh muffin top at his fingertips.
Can’t stand that cave bitch or her ugly face.
No matter how much weight she looses, her head is still going to be huge…and the hair isn’t doing her any favors. She looks like someone lifted a comic with silly putty and stretched the face.
Does that mean Kelly Osbourne = great head?
Let me be the first to say…who?
I Googled him. Turns out he was cast in Clueless: the movie as well as Clueless: the TV show (read: hopefully he gets lost at sea).
Then you are terrible at Googleing. He was in Road Trip and now in a tv show with Marc Paul Gossler (Zac Morris)
Seeing how it’s a girl we at least know where his other hand isn’t.
Danny DeVito’s hair grew back? Good for him.
“no really, I WAS in a movie with Eddie Murphy”
This is what Jennifer Love Hewitt would look like if she dropped half her weight.
she has nice tits but Hewitt’s are bigger. and are more sagging now.
Prince has nice tits.
+1
There’s always some Irish fella over in London for the weekend saying it all with his oversize suit.
Nice to see Tony Soprano’s sister letting herself go.
I miss the nose.
wow…it’s like paparazzi spying on your mom changing.
if your mom was a hermaphrodite.
So how many chicks with penis’s does that make walking around Hollywood now? Seems like every other one has a “tuck” rumor attached to her…except for Rumor Willis, who just has a penis.
Jealous because it’s got yours beat by 4 inches.
Thou shalt not speak ill of the Purple One. His awesomeness can not be quantified or understood.
+1
+1,000,000
I’m glad to see Greenpeace was able to help her off the beach.
Why didn’t they push her back into the ocean?
+1
Do you want me to sign above or below the cum stain? On it? Ew.
It give you big, black American dick.
‘Rememba keeds, Tigah rikes it!’
“Suri makes me go to these”
How do you spell the sound of barfing? The violent kind, that comes out of your mouth and nose.
ARRRRGGHHHTTTHHHPPPTTT!!!
you know a man did this painting…he has no bald spot and both women are sporting well-proportioned racks
If the face doesn’t give it away, the hooves do.
Hear me out here folks…but just what if, and this is a hypothetical, what if we put her in all wool pants put her on a tread mill and plugged her pants into the power grid. Would the static electricity caused by her thigh friction power our nation?
I’d say just use the friction heat from her thighs rubbing together to boil water and use steam generation.
Al Pacino on the set of an upcoming biopic in which he plays a Phil spector in New York City
I was “Sexiest Man Alive” you know… why yes it was before you were born, but I was the sexiest man you know!
BAHAHAHA
Her voice can’t shatter the glass, but somewhere a few flights above her in an apartment, someone’s cats are totally freaking out.
If only his hair still looked like that! *sigh*
It did, 10 years ago.
Hence, IF ONLY HIS HAIR STILL…looked like that. *BIG sigh*
hahaha, YES
Her face looks more and more like Seal’s. Next picture she’ll have the long whiskers.
TIE! Her pace is equal parts “The Mask” starring Jim Carey and “Mask” starring Eric Stoltz.
“…And you say you run what website, luv? The Superficial? That’s in The States, right? Sure I’ll see a photo of you? *gasp* You’re not wearing any knickers!!! And what is that awful sore there?”
Hopefully federal budget cuts result in decreased roller coaster inspections in the future.
pretty good looking for a 50 something
At first I thought, well, she’s not that old.. but she at least looks great for being in her 40s.. and then I checked.. She’s actually 38. The sad thing is, I can’t tell if she looks great for 38 or not. Celebrity pictures have warped my sense of aging. :S
She does not look good for 38 at all. Eat a damn burger and I’ll pay for it on Tuesday.
You know you’re in trouble when your name’s Nick Nolte but everyone mistakes you for Jim Belushi.
My thoughts exactly. I don’t see Nick in the picture only Belushi.
“Ok, Jen, You caught me. I’ll watch them for a few hours.”
I am just glad this is not a picture of her in a grocery store trying out the effects of different Activia flavors.
I thought this was Karl Lagerfeld for a second, but then I realized there’s no fan. Now I think it’s my great-aunt Peg.
On her way to Terget?
Was this taken on Father’s Day?
No…it was Douche Day
From what I gather, every day in New Jersey is Douche Day.
who’s the fuh-ag hag?
DAMN, that is sexy! Mmm.
Schnoodling:
Where two men engage in pulling one man’s foreskin over the other man’s cockhead and one proceeds to whack off both men. Also may be performed with Kelly Ripa and Katie Holmes’s bellybuttons.
that was piss myself funny… excuse me for a minute.
jesus i felt violated after reading that
WE HAVE A WINNER
That mouth could give a blow job to the Eiffel Tower.
+5
It’s like Trading Places all over again, only this time it was Jamie Lee Curtis and my grandma.
This is the let-me-show-you-to-my-casting-couch face
Otherwise known as ‘The Twink Special’.
“You can’t tell can you? I’ve been wearing this same black shirt and headband for the past 3 months everyday. The jacket completely threw you off didn’t it”
He wears the headband so his wig won’t blow off!
Draco Crockett.
So would love to ravish her….