The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.6.11

July 6th, 2011 // 550 Comments

Diana Christ, what the hell is this?

Welcome to the “Fuck Yes, It’s Wednesday Already” edition of The Crap We Missed featuring Jon Hamm still looking handsome while entirely giving up on life, you strong, masculine bastard…, Olivia Wilde advertising how little her vagina cares (That’s how I read this.), Anne Hathaway laughing behind protective glass so the villagers don’t shatter from her sonic wail and it’s apparently still really awesome to be Prince.

You guys like old people porn right?

- The Superficial

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  1. Joel Schumacher
    tkb
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    He’s a little light in the loafers, wouldn’t you say?

  2. The Lord Almighty

    That shit is hilarious. His hoor mommy is in heaven and giving him miraculous hair plugs?

  3. Kate Middleton Princess Diana Price William Portrait
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    for some reason this painting is creepy.

  4. Heidi Klum
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I bet she could rub her legs together to start a fire

  5. Jamie Lee Curtis Bra
    still hit it
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    andy dick got implants?

  6. Kate Middleton Princess Diana Price William Portrait
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    Hey airbrush artist, can you paint that on the side of my Econoline conversion van? Just give Diana bigger tits and a giant broadsword.

  7. Emma Watson
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    frightened by two aspects as this is the first of her last public mass autograph signed before becoming Marvel comics wife and old pics when she used to be a woman.

  8. Al Pacino Headband Phil Spector
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    How could they give him John Travolta’s old role in Stayin’ Alive 2: Electric Boogaloo?

  9. Al Pacino Headband Phil Spector
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    Phil Spector? I thought it was either Keith Richards or a Dementor.

  10. Kate Middleton Princess Diana Price William Portrait
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    he has wayyy too much hair in that pic

  11. Emma Watson
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    Hey Hewmione, I dwew thith pictuwe of you. Wiww you thighn it fow me? (wipes snot on sleeve).

  12. Olivia Wilde
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    Rose McGowan has been replaced.

  13. Jersey Shore Pauly D
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    Stand up, the tunnel’s coming next.

  14. Joel Schumacher
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    Prepping for his next movie, “Batman, Robin and Liberace.”

  15. Selena Gomez
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    she looks good for just having an abortion…

  16. Kate Middleton Princess Diana Price William Portrait
    BSting
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    What is Di doing with her other hand? Nothing out of the “ordinary”?

  17. Kate Middleton Princess Diana Price William Portrait
    kimmykimkim
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    Just when I thought this week couldn’t get any more disturbing…

  18. Kate Middleton Princess Diana Price William Portrait
    Richard McBeef
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    Fake. Everyone knows Diana burns in HELL.

  19. Katie Holmes
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    They eyes say “help me.”

  20. Prince William
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    “So that’s what Eskimo taint smells like.”

  21. Kate Middleton Princess Diana Price William Portrait
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    Prince William married Sandra Bullock? No wonder Diana is happy…her spirit can finally leave that tunnel she died in.

  22. Emma Watson
    BSting
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    “This haircut really does make me look like a little boy.”

  23. Prince
    fx35
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    looks like they are ready to play some 2 on 2 ball with charlie murphy

  24. Lamar Odom Khloe Kardashian Universal Studios
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    Somebody forgot to double check the weight capacity of that ride. Hope the kids are okay.

  25. Jon Hamm Sweaty Armpits
    BSting
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    Billy Mays LIVES!

  26. Lamar Odom Khloe Kardashian Universal Studios
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    Again, the eyes say “help me.”

  27. Al Pacino Headband Phil Spector
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    “Here comes the pain!…when I pee”

  28. Jersey Shore Pauly D
    BSting
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    He rides for free because they use his head to grease the tracks.

  29. Prince William
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    poor toff . this bloke has a real bad case of sniffing leather. at least you can’t bloody call him a rotter.

  30. Ashley Tisdale
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    Homeless lady who now?

  31. Prince William
    Richard McBeef
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    Bruce Willis should lead a special envoy to Buckingham Palace to discuss what to do about that hair.

  32. Jersey Shore Pauly D
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    If Jesus were real, that fat guy would puke on him.

    • cc

      Well, I won’t claim to be Jesus but I did give the fat guy two cheeseburgers and a pint of lukewarm draft while he was waiting in line.

  33. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
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    Wait, where the hell did this one come from? I was just getting good at avoiding pictures of Snooki’s taint and focusing only on JWow’s knobs.

  34. Tiger Woods Japanese Heat Rub
    userofalltrades
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    Cheating on wife makes happy time and cool refreshing hot cold playtime with hot rub sauce,

  35. Prince William
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    “oh yeah…dat’s nice, real nice…now hand over dem panties”

  36. Tiger Woods Japanese Heat Rub
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    All of my mistresses use it. Of course, bitches gotta buy it themselves. I ain’t paying for shit.

  37. Kelly Osbourne
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    Something went wrong. That woman didn’t make me angry when I looked at the picture.

  38. Anne Hathaway
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    Gotta love a girl with a flip-top head.

  39. Kelly Ripa
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    well she looks like A-Rod will ask her out anyday now.

  40. Are they remaking the Brady Bunch? Why is Alice handing out flowers?

  41. Kate Middleton Princess Diana Price William Portrait
    Colin
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    Just a couple of ordinary royal millionaires.

  42. Nick Nolte Maria Valverde
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    Nolte was quoted as saying “Aaaarrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh bbbbbbllllllaaaaaaafffffffffff.”

  43. Joe Jonas
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    [whispers] “so you’re going to have your brother call me, right? promise?”

  44. Lamar Odom Khloe Kardashian Universal Studios
    Stewie Griffin
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    Proving that pigs don’t care for water!

  45. Katie Holmes
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    She looks like she’s about to gleek on somebody.

  46. Prince
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    Come on man, you know what department you bought that shirt in, and it wasn’t the men’s department.

  47. Prince
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    Is it a bad sign for Prince when people only know him as a character in a Chapelle skit?

  48. Prince William
    BSting
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    It looks like he’s fisting a badger.

  49. Jamie Lee Curtis Bra
    AlexK
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    It’s like staring at the sun. I know its a bad idea and I should look away, but for some strange reason I can’t.

  50. Ryan Seacrest
    Stewie Griffin
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    Douche curbside check-in

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