The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.9.12

[Ed. Note: Thanks to everyone who sent me this cover then immediately inquired about the ferocity of my erection. Let’s just say, this remarkable little man would find no trouble seeking shelter from the harsh, afternoon sun in its shadow and leave it at that. – SW]

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we find Russell Brand still dressed like Cockadile Dundee, Dakota Fanning got sick of those little Spring Breakers skanks hogging all of the pedolove, and I guess Jennifer Love Hewitt wasn’t promoting any Lifetime programming today. Because her breasts are covered. Her breasts are her only redeeming quality.

Are you paying attention, Brooklyn Decker?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News