The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.8.13

May 8th, 2013 // 230 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Leather Pants™ – For when you absolutely must look like your diaper’s filled with crap. We’ve also got Will Smith after just finding out he’s getting a pony, Tara Reid signing what has to be the world’s saddest autograph collection, and Bradley Cooper, who would now like to be known as Brad Lion.

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the The World’s Most Beautiful Woman. Nailed it,

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  1. Tara Reid Drunk Signing Autograph
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    Her shirt either says “suck” or “fuck”. Either way, describes what her “career” has come to.

  2. Britney Spears Pink Bra See Through Shirt Tight Jeans
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    She’s spotted the ribs! RUUUUUUN!!!!

  3. Queen Elizabeth Evil Face Wearing Crown State Opening Of Parliament
    Cock Dr
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    OMG so much uber bling.

  4. Audrina Patridge Butt Yoga Pants
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    Is dying her hair blonde an attempt to con the producers of Dancing With The Stars to cast her again? “Audrina Patridge? Who is this Audrina Patridge you speak of? My name is Shmaudrina Shmatridge!”

  5. Tom Cruise Oblivion Premiere Tokyo
    CK
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    “Four more of these, please!”

  6. Diane Kruger Bra See Through Shirt LAX
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    Her zipper is positioned to more quickly accomodate potential producers. Where do I contact her agent?

  7. Tom Cruise Oblivion Premiere Tokyo
    glinny
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    I see Sears young men’s wear has refreshed it’s spring line.

  8. Kate Upton Cleavage Legs MET Gala After Party
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    Not a fan but she looks cute here. I like the green dress

  9. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Stringy Hair
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    FUGLY PRETENTIOUS SKANK

  10. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Stringy Hair
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    i forgot to add OLD. Cant stand how People magazine always chooses these 40+ mediocre looking women, to make the vast majority of average janes out there feel good about themselves because they can relate to a non threatening female.

    • Agree because, for example, much as she grates the shit out of me with the attention whoring, Angelina Jolie is extraordinarily beautiful — or was in her prime — but I don’t recall her being declared most beautiful by People ever (correct me if I’m wrong, whatever) but yeah, sounds about right.

  11. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Extra
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    She is a very sexy woman

  12. Will Smith After Earth Premiere
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    “Yay! I finally get to stop hanging around that douchy son of mine!”

  13. Alice Eve Cleavage Star Trek Into Darkness Mexico City Premiere
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    I dont like this dress, but she is very pretty and always dresses tasteful. nice to see an attractive female with class.

  14. Britney Spears Pink Bra See Through Shirt Tight Jeans
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    From Alice eve to this is quite the transition…wooof britney, get it together.

  15. Tara Reid Drunk Signing Autograph
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    “Why, we’d LOVE to have Santa Claus come and stay with us”

  16. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Leather Pants Casper Smart
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    This is right before she gave the paparazzo who took this picture a ‘Beating from the Block’ after he mistakenly shouted “Kim, where is Kanye?”

  17. Flavor Flav Assault Child Endangerment Arraignment Huge Key Ring
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    Somewhere there is a high school janitor that can’t open a single door at work.

  18. Emilia Clarke MET Gala After Party
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    this is like Freaky Friday, but instead of body swaps its expected facial expressions.

  19. Kate Upton Cleavage Legs MET Gala After Party
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    Katy Perry Syndrome.

  20. Emilia Clarke MET Gala After Party
    donkeylicks
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    Is anyone else a Calvin and Hobbes fan?

  21. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Stringy Hair
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    rat in a rainstorm.

    you could dump a bucket of shit on Kate Beckinsale and she’d still look stunningly beautiful. this broad ‘the most beautiful?’. nah brah.

  22. Tara Reid Drunk Signing Autograph
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    this skank still breathes air and Jeff Hanneman is dead. even more proof there is no god.

  23. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Extra
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    I’ve got 2 inches and 10 seconds of the best time of her life waiting right for her.;)

  24. Tom Cruise Oblivion Premiere Tokyo
    awkward turtle
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    And that’s the Xenon Grip. By the way, when you use a Reverse Xenon Grip, you can use up to four fingers to tickle the balls.

  25. Queen Elizabeth Evil Face Wearing Crown State Opening Of Parliament
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    Q. Elizabeth Burns.

  26. Will Smith After Earth Premiere
    SIN
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    WOW!! You idiots saw the movie and still want my autograph!!

  27. Queen Elizabeth Evil Face Wearing Crown State Opening Of Parliament
    sparky
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    flyin’ high the royal way

  28. Queen Elizabeth Evil Face Wearing Crown State Opening Of Parliament
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    “Just you wait. I’ll get you, my pretty…and your LITTLE DOG, TOO!”

  29. Queen Elizabeth Evil Face Wearing Crown State Opening Of Parliament
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    “Just you wait. I’ll get you, my pretty, and your LITTLE DOG, TOO!”

  30. Tara Reid Drunk Signing Autograph
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    “Are you sure this part that says Pay to the Order of… is just a joke?”

  31. Kate Upton Cleavage Legs MET Gala After Party
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    Goddess.

  32. Prince Charles British Caribbean Communities Reception
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    “It is NOT appropriate for you to address me in public as Brown Sugar, your Highness…”

  33. Rihanna Stiking Out Tongue Midriff Talib Kweli Album Release Party
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    Dammit, you made me go back to see if her tits were exposed…

  34. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Extra
    tlmck
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    If she gets any thicker, Jamie Foxx will be calling.

  35. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Stringy Hair
    lawn
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    Her beauty is overwhelming; I’m not fit to share the Earth with this. Goodbye cruel world.

  36. Flavor Flav Assault Child Endangerment Arraignment Huge Key Ring
    lawn
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    He may have to trade that clock in for a calendar.

  37. Britney Spears Pink Bra See Through Shirt Tight Jeans
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    If nothing else, Britney certainly knows how to nicely stuff a brassiere…

  38. Prince Charles British Caribbean Communities Reception
    lawn
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    “Yes, sir, we’re black all over, even under our clothes.”

  39. Tara Reid Drunk Signing Autograph
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    No caption needed.

  40. Emilia Clarke MET Gala After Party
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    This is a yummy little woman. She looks even better as a naked blonde!

  41. Bradley Cooper Beard Huge Knit Hat
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    Hipster Smurf was into Smurfing long before it got all “Smurfy”.

  42. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Stringy Hair
    sitsdeep
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    Definitely left something out of her beauty regime that day.

  43. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Stringy Hair
    sitsdeep
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    Must have been having a bad hair, face, hands, ass and clothes day. Oh well, we all have those..but, wait…I didn’t think princess did.

  44. Tara Reid Drunk Signing Autograph
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    No comment needed.

  45. Will Smith After Earth Premiere
    icu
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    Must be a black microphone somewhere nearby

  46. Britney Spears Pink Bra See Through Shirt Tight Jeans
    Jentilly
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    Still doesn’t know how to dress herself though, Britney you’re worth millions, dress like it!

  47. Kate Upton Cleavage Legs MET Gala After Party
    Interred Ferguson
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    Never woulda guessed it was her…something about her face at that angle…you can’t see the chunky broad hiding inside her, screaming to get out…don’t get me wrong, though…she’s supremely humpable

    • Interred Ferguson

      P.S. Kinda looks like she’s trying to tease “pulling a Bertney” with the bottom half of the dress as it is……bet there’s no caesarian scar lurking under THAT sumbich……..

  48. Queen Elizabeth Evil Face Wearing Crown State Opening Of Parliament
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    “Here’s Queenie!”

  49. Will Smith After Earth Premiere
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    Man, are there ever a lot of Samsung phones in that crowd.

  50. Tara Reid Drunk Signing Autograph
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    Wearing a shirt that says “FUCK’. Check
    Coming to the event completely blitzed out of your mind. Check
    Requesting a sharpie so you can at least ‘mark’ the paper with an ‘X’. Check
    Thats how we keep it classy Tara.

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