The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.8.13

May 8th, 2013 // 230 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Leather Pants™ – For when you absolutely must look like your diaper’s filled with crap. We’ve also got Will Smith after just finding out he’s getting a pony, Tara Reid signing what has to be the world’s saddest autograph collection, and Bradley Cooper, who would now like to be known as Brad Lion.

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the The World’s Most Beautiful Woman. Nailed it,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Prince Charles British Caribbean Communities Reception
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    “Call me now, ya highness. Get ya free reading’”

  2. Queen Elizabeth Evil Face Wearing Crown State Opening Of Parliament
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    “Oh yesss, once we have dispensed with the formalities, you will be mine, my sweet, sweet, kidney pudding”

  3. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Extra
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    She really should walk around with a picture frame back there.

  4. Queen Elizabeth Evil Face Wearing Crown State Opening Of Parliament
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    “Precious…”

  5. Rihanna Stiking Out Tongue Midriff Talib Kweli Album Release Party
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    Demonstrating the SEXY way to cover up missing teeth…

  6. Flavor Flav Assault Child Endangerment Arraignment Huge Key Ring
    Snelligan
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    That’s one helluva keychain.

  7. Emilia Clarke MET Gala After Party
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    “Well, if you’re going to be making derp faces, I don’t need your damn autograph anyhow.”

  8. Queen Elizabeth Evil Face Wearing Crown State Opening Of Parliament
    j/k
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    She bears an uncanny resemblance to Montgomery Burns.

  9. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Stringy Hair
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    Most beautiful woman in the world right there people.

  10. Queen Elizabeth Evil Face Wearing Crown State Opening Of Parliament
    John Travolta
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    This woman is gonna live forever. She goes a longgg wayyyyy back.

  11. Flavor Flav Assault Child Endangerment Arraignment Huge Key Ring
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    Pfft…you call that a keyring? My ex-wife has three times that much shit on her LITTLE one.

  12. Flavor Flav Assault Child Endangerment Arraignment Huge Key Ring
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    Mullet-Granny looks like she’s not familiar with black people, but could be convinced to take a ride.

  13. Flavor Flav Assault Child Endangerment Arraignment Huge Key Ring
    DeucePickle
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    Insert janitor joke here. I don’t know, y’all figure it out. I’m going to go drink.

  14. Bradley Cooper Beard Huge Knit Hat
    j/k
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    Brad Lion in the hizzy!

  15. Will Smith After Earth Premiere
    Anonymous
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    He looks like he is having a ball promoting his new movie.

    Of course Jada is probably at home getting banged by the staff. It’s okay though…they have an open “grown” marriage.

  16. Flavor Flav Assault Child Endangerment Arraignment Huge Key Ring
    Anonymous
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    How the hell did he get into a court room with all that crap? They made me take off my studded belt for jury duty.

  17. Tara Reid Drunk Signing Autograph
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    “I’m so high…I got no idea what’s going on”, said T̶o̶w̶e̶l̶i̶e̶ Tara Reid

  18. Queen Elizabeth Evil Face Wearing Crown State Opening Of Parliament
    John
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    NOW YOU’RE TRANSFORMATION TO THE DARK SIDE IS COMPLETE AND TAKE YOUR FATHER’S PLACE AT MY SIDE PRINCE WILLIAM!!!!!!

  19. Queen Elizabeth Evil Face Wearing Crown State Opening Of Parliament
    meeps!
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    On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood!

  20. Tom Cruise Oblivion Premiere Tokyo
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    Who took this picture? Peter Dinklage?

  21. Emilia Clarke MET Gala After Party
    meeps!
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    A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
    And no one can talk to a horse of course
    That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed…

    or Emilia Clarke

  22. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Stringy Hair
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    Extremis is a hell of a drug.

  23. Audrina Patridge Butt Yoga Pants
    peanut
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    i quickly became completely enamored with both audrina and her style…all apologies.

  24. Queen Elizabeth Evil Face Wearing Crown State Opening Of Parliament
    DBN
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    She looks like the former pope, Benedict…

  25. Tara Reid Drunk Signing Autograph
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    Look everyone – I can write with my eyes closed.

  26. Prince Charles British Caribbean Communities Reception
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    Her name is Floella Benjamin. True.

    • Pine Table Fever

      One of the finest children’s television presenters.

      And she looks just as I remember her from Play School 30+ years ago.

  27. Flavor Flav Assault Child Endangerment Arraignment Huge Key Ring
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    I AM THE KEYMASTER! ARE YOU THE MUTHAFUKKAN’ GATEKEEPER?!? YEAHHH BOYYYYEEEEE!!!

  28. Emilia Clarke MET Gala After Party
    JC
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    Er mer gerd! Dragerns!

  29. Queen Elizabeth Evil Face Wearing Crown State Opening Of Parliament
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    Darth Elizabeth

  30. Tom Cruise Oblivion Premiere Tokyo
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    How many fingers can I stick up my butt?

  31. Rihanna Stiking Out Tongue Midriff Talib Kweli Album Release Party
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    she looks liek Calypso

  32. Queen Elizabeth Evil Face Wearing Crown State Opening Of Parliament
    Wow
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    That’s some billion dollar pussy there, boys!

  33. Diane Kruger Bra See Through Shirt LAX
    Sara
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    Your zipper is down….like your career.

  34. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Stringy Hair
    amir
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    GOOP… indeed.

  35. Kate Upton Cleavage Legs MET Gala After Party
    volleyball
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    Hey Honey, Busy Tonight? How bout you & me & some chicken mcnuggets? Forget george cloney, brad pitt, & leo. I got a cozy 1 bedroom with some chicken pot pies waiting for you. Yeah baby.

  36. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Stringy Hair
    crucifer
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    “lookin’ like some drowned, harassed rat”.

  37. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Extra
    amir
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    As long as I never have to see her face, she’s fine.

  38. Alice Eve Cleavage Star Trek Into Darkness Mexico City Premiere
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    I would love to pet her Tribbles, and detonate my Genesis device inside her.

  39. Rihanna Stiking Out Tongue Midriff Talib Kweli Album Release Party
    Pine Table Fever
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    Every time I see a picture of her I begin to feel incredibly nauseous. Exactly like that feeling you get after drinking a litre of milk followed by two large glasses of orange juice and smoking four cigarettes.

  40. Bradley Cooper Beard Huge Knit Hat
    tlmck
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    Looks like a saggy head condom.

  41. Queen Elizabeth Evil Face Wearing Crown State Opening Of Parliament
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    Strike me down with all of your hatred, then your journey toward the Dark Side will be complete

  42. Tom Cruise Oblivion Premiere Tokyo
    The Pope
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    No Tom, I asked what you were doing with Will Smith last night and…oh…I see what you did there.

  43. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Extra
    The Pope
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    Ahh, she has Extremis. That explains the ass.

  44. Kate Upton Cleavage Legs MET Gala After Party
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    Honey Boob Boob.

  45. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Stringy Hair
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    In her new role at Drooper Tits.

  46. Queen Elizabeth Evil Face Wearing Crown State Opening Of Parliament
    KC
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    I will eat you last!

  47. Queen Elizabeth Evil Face Wearing Crown State Opening Of Parliament
    KB
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    You gonna get raped.

  48. Tom Cruise Oblivion Premiere Tokyo
    Jack Hoff
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    “I am 4 inches tall,” Tom said wishfully.

  49. Flavor Flav Assault Child Endangerment Arraignment Huge Key Ring
    joe
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    That’s a lot of keys for a ’97 Escort and a 4th-floor walk-up.

  50. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Stringy Hair
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    Oh Pepper! I just jizzed out a pinch of salt…

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