The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.8.13

May 8th, 2013 // 230 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Leather Pants™ – For when you absolutely must look like your diaper’s filled with crap. We’ve also got Will Smith after just finding out he’s getting a pony, Tara Reid signing what has to be the world’s saddest autograph collection, and Bradley Cooper, who would now like to be known as Brad Lion.

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the The World’s Most Beautiful Woman. Nailed it,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kate Upton Cleavage Legs MET Gala After Party
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    She’s sexy and she knows it.

  2. Kate Upton Cleavage Legs MET Gala After Party
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    Someone has a nasty case of lice.

  3. Will Smith After Earth Premiere
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    Ironically, Will Smith morphed into Carlton Banks as he got older.

  4. Will Smith After Earth Premiere
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    Thought to himself: Please let that be a guy grabbing my ass…

  5. Queen Elizabeth Evil Face Wearing Crown State Opening Of Parliament
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    Looks like she missed her latest appointment to bathe in the blood of a virgin. She’s starting to look her age.

  6. Bradley Cooper Beard Huge Knit Hat
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    Are you sure that’s not Ziggy Marley?

  7. Queen Elizabeth Evil Face Wearing Crown State Opening Of Parliament
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    She would have ruled the world a couple centuries ago… You know, when she was younger…

  8. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Stringy Hair
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    Anyone else think there may be a peen tucked in there?

  9. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Stringy Hair
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    I didn’t know Gwyneth Paltrow was a an Olsen sister.

  10. Tara Reid Drunk Signing Autograph
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    I don’t think the guy was asking for an autograph so much as trying to see if a blitzed former celebrity can write her name…

  11. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Extra
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    All the visual elements are there… Now all we need is a little imagination… And lube.

  12. Kate Upton Cleavage Legs MET Gala After Party
    Deacon Jones
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    “Eyes up top! Eyes up top! (calmer) Yes…yessss, look how hot I am, yessss..”

  13. Flavor Flav Assault Child Endangerment Arraignment Huge Key Ring
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    He only brings out his formal clock for court appearances. I’m surprised that he didn’t wear his formal Viking helmet.

  14. Emilia Clarke MET Gala After Party
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    Emilia! Emilia! Sign your tits! I mean my notebook!

  15. Tom Cruise Oblivion Premiere Tokyo
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    I think someone photoshopped IN a microphone…If you know what I mean, and I think you do.

    TCLTC!!!!

  16. Tara Reid Drunk Signing Autograph
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    Is there any point of the day when she’s not high?

  17. Will Smith After Earth Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Step A: You went to the premiere to get Will Smith’s autograph.
    Step B: You ended up getting Jaden Smith’s autograph.
    Step C: Heroin.

  18. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Leather Pants Casper Smart
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    Casper needs to earn his paycheck and make at least 3 public appearances with her a month.

  19. Queen Elizabeth Evil Face Wearing Crown State Opening Of Parliament
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    Let the hate flow through you

  20. Rihanna Stiking Out Tongue Midriff Talib Kweli Album Release Party
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    Damn, she’s off-putting.

  21. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Extra
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    When is she going to make a “sex tape” with James Deen? All the cool kids are doing it these days.

  22. Queen Elizabeth Evil Face Wearing Crown State Opening Of Parliament
    duke
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    emperor palpatine!

  23. Alice Eve Cleavage Star Trek Into Darkness Mexico City Premiere
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    She is the only reason I want to see this movie.

  24. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Extra
    Ken
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    And now there’s fingerprints on my monitor.

  25. Britney Spears Pink Bra See Through Shirt Tight Jeans
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    Her handlers are taking good care of her these days. She’s looking presentable.

  26. Queen Elizabeth Evil Face Wearing Crown State Opening Of Parliament
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    Dame Edna is still around?

  27. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Stringy Hair
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Was it raining grease that day?

  28. Audrina Patridge Butt Yoga Pants
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    She’s got a very sexy body. Too bad about the personality.

  29. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Stringy Hair
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    Stunning!!!

  30. Tom Cruise Oblivion Premiere Tokyo
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    I like big cock and I cannot lie…

  31. Diane Kruger Bra See Through Shirt LAX
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    So good to see you again, Ms. Heidkruger.

  32. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Extra
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    I hope she actually owns stock in Spanx so all her money doesn’t go to waste.

  33. Kate Upton Cleavage Legs MET Gala After Party
    BP
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    Great Rack Miss UUpton!

  34. Prince Charles British Caribbean Communities Reception
    dontkillthemessenger
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    For the last freakin’ time, we don’t handle the drink orders here!

  35. Kate Upton Cleavage Legs MET Gala After Party
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    It’s not a real green dress — that’s cruel.

  36. Bradley Cooper Beard Huge Knit Hat
    BP
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    Now Starring in the Dzokhar Tsarnaev Story……..

  37. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Stringy Hair
    Govt. Cheese
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    Most beautiful woman in the world huh? WOW!!!

  38. Tara Reid Drunk Signing Autograph
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’ll always remember the day when MMF%$%ttgsrblahggag1154#@TGRGH signed my autograph book.

  39. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Stringy Hair
    BP
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    People Magazine may want to rethink this……

  40. Prince Charles British Caribbean Communities Reception
    DeucePickle
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    We also have a prince in our country. He resides in Bel Aire.

  41. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Extra
    catapostrophe
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    Disgusting in real life.

  42. Will Smith After Earth Premiere
    BP
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    Pompous A****Hole!

  43. Emilia Clarke MET Gala After Party
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    Nick Kroll dressed up as a teenage girl? I’m assuming this has something to do with the upcoming season of The League.

  44. Queen Elizabeth Evil Face Wearing Crown State Opening Of Parliament
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    Totes bangable.

  45. Alice Eve Cleavage Star Trek Into Darkness Mexico City Premiere
    squiggy
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    you left out her space bikini…

  46. Tom Cruise Oblivion Premiere Tokyo
    BP
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    Looks like the Caucasian version of PSY!

  47. Tom Cruise Oblivion Premiere Tokyo
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    Mr. Cruise, sir? How many young men from the catering staff did you want sent to your room, again?”

  48. Queen Elizabeth Evil Face Wearing Crown State Opening Of Parliament
    Deacon Jones
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    “Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz!”

  49. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Leather Pants Casper Smart
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    That’s about 0.6 KK she’s stuffed in those pants. Maybe .3 if you factor in the variable gravitational shift due to pregnancy.

  50. Prince Charles British Caribbean Communities Reception
    Deacon Jones
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    “Are you going to shrink my head? Do tell, do tell…”

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