The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.7.14

May 7th, 2014 // 315 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed or the words under Miley Cyrus‘ vagina wedgie. I know the labia has a hold on you right now, but I want you to focus on my voice. If you can, try to shift your gaze away just slightly, I know its powerful hooks are deep in your psyche right now, filling you with darkness, making you question why you even try at all when you know that thing’s eventually going to kill us al– SNAP OUT OF IT, MAN!! *slaps you across face* That was for your own good. Now, let’s get back to the civilized practice of wondering what new restriction device is currently failing the battle with Jon Hamm‘s penis and figuring out a way to make rape jokes from Bill Cosby‘s hand gestures, shall we?

*puts high-powered rifle back in case* Not today, *eyes Miley pic again* but soon, very soon,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Miley Cyrus Labia Wedgie Unitard 02 Arena London Performance
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    sigh……..

  2. Jon Hamm Crotch Bulge Million Dollar Arm Premiere
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    wow he looks a lot thinner here then in season 6 of madmen, or rather madmen in general

  3. Jon Hamm Crotch Bulge Million Dollar Arm Premiere
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    Million Dollar (Baby’s) Arm

  4. Denise Richards Bony Chest Carrying Daughter Eloise
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    so sad :/

  5. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Instagram
    Keno
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    Blurred lines or not, that’s definitely a turd falling from her ass.

  6. Cee Lo Green In Wheelchair Being Pushed By Old Man
    Ralph
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    Is he injured, is he so fat he can’t walk anymore or is he just too fucking rich/lazy?

  7. Miley Cyrus Labia Wedgie Unitard 02 Arena London Performance
    Joe Blow
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    She may as well sign that contract with Vivid now before the drugs take their toll on her.

    • Juch

      Yep. This should be sexy and fun, at least in some fashion, but somehow she’s made it incredibly tedious and unattractive and boring.

  8. Benedict Cumberbatch Napkin Tucked Into Hat Covering Face
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    “MY BRAIN HURTS!”

  9. Queen Elizabeth Excited Smile Journalists Charity At The Stationers Hall
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    Worst bukkake scene ever

  10. Miley Cyrus Labia Wedgie Unitard 02 Arena London Performance
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    Five years ago if you asked me how I would feel about Hannah Montana turning into a filthy slut, I would have thought it would be great. Somehow, it just hasn’t worked out.

  11. Jon Hamm Crotch Bulge Million Dollar Arm Premiere
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    If I had a nine inch penis, I’d smile like that too.

  12. Rick Springfield Magnificent Vibration Book Event Hosted By The Moms Planet Hollywood
    The Sisters Heeb
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    “A nice boy…and I hear he has money!”

  13. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Nipples Bra See Through Top
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    MTV kicked Farrah to the curb. Come on E! Network, its your turn.

  14. Mario Lopez Extra
    ultra
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    shame on you, tom morello….

  15. David Hasselhoff The Media Convention Opening
    Joe Blow
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    Jeez… look at the boats attached to the ends of his legs.

  16. Rick Springfield Magnificent Vibration Book Event Hosted By The Moms Planet Hollywood
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    What Rick doesn’t realize is that the two chicks bought his book because their moms were huge fans.

  17. Tyra Banks Cleavage 2014 Flawsome Ball
    Joe Blow
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    Yeah… she looks just all kinds of crazy.

  18. Mario Lopez Extra
    Buttplug
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    I still don’t think you can get it in there unless I take my pants off”

  19. Tyra Banks Cleavage 2014 Flawsome Ball
    Don Sterling
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    OK, she can come to the game.

  20. Bill Cosby CASA Of Los Angeles 2nd Annual Evening To Foster Dreams Gala
    ultra
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    so, i was holding her like this, cuz the roofie i slipped her over there, into the, cuz, fodizzle razzle blazzle.

  21. Katherine Heigl Double Chin Stars Celebrate The ASPCAs Commitment To Los Angeles
    Buttplug
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    Plump arms, Nancy. Better hit the gym.

  22. Cee Lo Green In Wheelchair Being Pushed By Old Man
    Hillary C.
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    “The new American Dream!”

    - Obama voters

  23. Unik Ernest Joaquin Phoenix The Immigrant Premiere After Party
    Don Sterling
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    Unik no, Joaquin yes.

  24. Unik Ernest Joaquin Phoenix The Immigrant Premiere After Party
    Buttplug
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    “Ewww, a black guy!!! Get it off! Get it off!!!

  25. Boris Johnson Great Britain Wheelchair Rugby Team City Hall
    B. Johnson
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    “I was hoping for a paralyzed girl who could only move her mouth…”

  26. Denise Richards Bony Chest Carrying Daughter Eloise
    jep
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    I thought that was Pam Anderson….

  27. Shakira Butt Legs Knee High Boots Minidress Extra
    it had to be said
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    Good Lord she’s fine.

  28. Miley Cyrus Labia Wedgie Unitard 02 Arena London Performance
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    Great, she stole the GEICO money man’s underwear and is using it as an outfit.

  29. Miley Cyrus Labia Wedgie Unitard 02 Arena London Performance
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    It’s the new thing…selfiewedgie

  30. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Nipples Bra See Through Top
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    Gross

  31. Shakira Butt Legs Knee High Boots Minidress Extra
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    Shown life size.

  32. Tom Hiddleston Grabbing Jessica Chastain Boob Crimson Peak Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Hey! He’s stealing my unsolicited boob grab move for when I meet Jessica Chastain.

  33. David Hasselhoff The Media Convention Opening
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    The most interesting hamburglar in the world…

  34. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Nipples Bra See Through Top
    George P Burdell
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    January Jones at least knows where her child is.

  35. Benedict Cumberbatch Napkin Tucked Into Hat Covering Face
    qhy
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    that settles it. he really is an asshat.

  36. Cee Lo Green In Wheelchair Being Pushed By Old Man
    it had to be said
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    Apparently he’s got a slipped disk in his back.

    I don’t know what that means.

  37. Cee Lo Green In Wheelchair Being Pushed By Old Man
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Now they’ve gone too far with Donald Sterling’s punishment.

  38. Queen Elizabeth Excited Smile Journalists Charity At The Stationers Hall
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    Seriously? Why is she always smiling like that? Is it right before she calls MI-6 to take someone out?

  39. Boris Johnson Great Britain Wheelchair Rugby Team City Hall
    it had to be said
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    Is that Cee Lo in the background?

  40. Tom Hiddleston Grabbing Jessica Chastain Boob Crimson Peak Set
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    So, Jonny Depp and Tom Hiddleston had a love child.

  41. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Instagram
    George P Burdell
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    ♪♪ Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
    I’ll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
    I love to hear you oralize
    When I’m between your thighs
    You blow me away. ♪♪

  42. Rick Springfield Magnificent Vibration Book Event Hosted By The Moms Planet Hollywood
    George P Burdell
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    Which one is Jesse’s girl?

  43. Boris Johnson Great Britain Wheelchair Rugby Team City Hall
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    Russell Brand just became best friends with the mayor of London…

  44. Katherine Heigl Double Chin Stars Celebrate The ASPCAs Commitment To Los Angeles
    George P Burdell
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    Hee Haw!

  45. Mario Lopez Extra
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Look at Mario… pretending like this is his first time.

  46. Denise Richards Bony Chest Carrying Daughter Eloise
    Karen
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    “Dump Charlie, live by yourself for awhile, hang out with your girlfriends, you’ll be so much healthier and happier…”

  47. Lake Bell Pregnant Belly Million Dollar Arm Premiere
    hurr durr
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    Hey, there’s that “normal belly pouch”!

  48. Queen Elizabeth Excited Smile Journalists Charity At The Stationers Hall
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    I didn’t realize Dame Edna was still around.

  49. Boris Johnson Great Britain Wheelchair Rugby Team City Hall
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I don’t know what’s about to happen with the ball in his lap and that woman, but have the City’s lawyers ready with a settlement just in case.

  50. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Nipples Bra See Through Top
    Cock Dr
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    The LAX airport is def the place to break out the tits. That’s where the paps are!

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