The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.7.14

May 7th, 2014 // 315 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed or the words under Miley Cyrus‘ vagina wedgie. I know the labia has a hold on you right now, but I want you to focus on my voice. If you can, try to shift your gaze away just slightly, I know its powerful hooks are deep in your psyche right now, filling you with darkness, making you question why you even try at all when you know that thing’s eventually going to kill us al– SNAP OUT OF IT, MAN!! *slaps you across face* That was for your own good. Now, let’s get back to the civilized practice of wondering what new restriction device is currently failing the battle with Jon Hamm‘s penis and figuring out a way to make rape jokes from Bill Cosby‘s hand gestures, shall we?

*puts high-powered rifle back in case* Not today, *eyes Miley pic again* but soon, very soon,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Cee Lo Green In Wheelchair Being Pushed By Old Man
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    The only thing missing is an oxygen tank and a little american flag on a plastic pole.

  2. Unik Ernest Joaquin Phoenix The Immigrant Premiere After Party
    alex
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    Is that pronounced, “Unique” or “Unik”?

  3. Boris Johnson Great Britain Wheelchair Rugby Team City Hall
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    This must be where Cee Lo is headed.

  4. Miley Cyrus Labia Wedgie Unitard 02 Arena London Performance
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    A little Jim Carrey in the Mask, “P A R T why? Because I gotta!”

  5. Cee Lo Green In Wheelchair Being Pushed By Old Man
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    “Once again through Sbarros, Jeeves!”

  6. Boris Johnson Great Britain Wheelchair Rugby Team City Hall
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    “Captain Pike, pass the ball!”

    “beep beep.”

  7. Boris Johnson Great Britain Wheelchair Rugby Team City Hall
    alex
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    In the news again…this time Toronto mayor Rob Ford attacked a wheelchair rugby player, forcibly throwing her from her chair. The disgraced mayor mistook the Rugby ball for a large ball of crack.

  8. Cee Lo Green In Wheelchair Being Pushed By Old Man
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    That’s the new way to get through airport security super fast – no shit. They can’t “check you” for disabilities. Anyone can request assistance through security and then you get a cart ride cut through the line and straight to the x-ray machine.

    • Not that great, because they also check your cast for explosives, ricin, whatever, and they grope-search you, etc. The chair doesn’t go through the x-ray machine.

  9. Benedict Cumberbatch Napkin Tucked Into Hat Covering Face
    Cock Dr
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    I really don’t understand why I find him so adorable. It must be the voice.

  10. David Hasselhoff The Media Convention Opening
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    So much wrinkly leather.

  11. Shakira Butt Legs Knee High Boots Minidress Extra
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    High five goes epically wrong.

  12. Miley Cyrus Labia Wedgie Unitard 02 Arena London Performance
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    Fire Marshall Bill!

  13. Rick Springfield Magnificent Vibration Book Event Hosted By The Moms Planet Hollywood
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    The real ones were busy, so they had to make do with Julia Roberts & Kim K look-a-likes.

  14. Mario Lopez Extra
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    My ass is better than Menounos’ …. right?

  15. Queen Elizabeth Excited Smile Journalists Charity At The Stationers Hall
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    Threesome? Yeah, I’m up for it.

  16. Miley Cyrus Labia Wedgie Unitard 02 Arena London Performance
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    Why does she insist on sticking with that godawful haircut?

  17. Benedict Cumberbatch Napkin Tucked Into Hat Covering Face
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    Is he in character for his next role as Shia LeBoeuf?

  18. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Instagram
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    Dinner time.

  19. Mario Lopez Extra
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    “Dammit, I told you not when the cameras are around”

  20. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Nipples Bra See Through Top
    Bubba Bo Bob Bubba
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    They told me to follow this yellow line. The last time I did this, some guy peed on me.

  21. Unik Ernest Joaquin Phoenix The Immigrant Premiere After Party
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    Well the spelling of his name is definitely unique.

  22. David Hasselhoff The Media Convention Opening
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    “I don’t always drunkenly eat cheeseburgers on the floor. But when I do, I eat Burger King cheeseburgers drunkenly on the floor.

  23. Unik Ernest Joaquin Phoenix The Immigrant Premiere After Party
    maoix
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    “I thought this guy was supposed to be a eunuch….”

  24. Alessandra Ambrosio Bra See Through Shirt Legs Daisy Dukes Son Noah
    maoix
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    After getting out of that tight squeeze of a vaginal canal, you pretty much had to name him Noah.

  25. Shakira Butt Legs Knee High Boots Minidress Extra
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    looks like she could use a tongue slid up her butthole…

  26. Miley Cyrus Labia Wedgie Unitard 02 Arena London Performance
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    The Veggie.

  27. Unik Ernest Joaquin Phoenix The Immigrant Premiere After Party
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    You have to be a pretty creepy dude to make Joaquin Phoenix this kind of uncomfortable.

  28. Lake Bell Pregnant Belly Million Dollar Arm Premiere
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    Rooned.

  29. Rosie Huntington Whiteley Legs Minidress
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    This is how Joanna Krupa imagines she looks.

  30. Unik Ernest Joaquin Phoenix The Immigrant Premiere After Party
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    Joaquin subtlety checked to make sure his wallet was still there.

  31. Cee Lo Green In Wheelchair Being Pushed By Old Man
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    Nope no diabetes here. No way no how.

  32. Rosie Huntington Whiteley Legs Minidress
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    THIS!

  33. Miley Cyrus Labia Wedgie Unitard 02 Arena London Performance
    Beer for thought
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    Remember when it was risque for pop stars to show their belly button? yeah. I genuinely fear for the children of this generation.

    • bernard

      imagine if we weren’t “allowed” to see Miley’s waist or below,
      she could actually be palatable on the Ed Sullivan show

  34. Miley Cyrus Labia Wedgie Unitard 02 Arena London Performance
    anonymous
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    I guess this means this bitch is out of rehab and back on tour?

  35. Shakira Butt Legs Knee High Boots Minidress Extra
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    Sings like a drowning chipmunk but she does look good.

  36. Mario Lopez Extra
    anonymous
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    Mario isn’t giving him that look to prevent inappropriate touching; Mario’s giving the guy that look to make sure he touches his ass or get fired.

  37. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Nipples Bra See Through Top
    J
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    The cow with the biggest udders has the most farmers pulling on her teats.

  38. Boris Johnson Great Britain Wheelchair Rugby Team City Hall
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    Why does he have Professor X’s chair while the poor girl is in what appears to be a grocery cart?

  39. Katherine Heigl Double Chin Stars Celebrate The ASPCAs Commitment To Los Angeles
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    Of all the times not to have a sock full of manure on me!

  40. Miley Cyrus Labia Wedgie Unitard 02 Arena London Performance
    J
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    Nick Carter called he wants his bowl cut back.

  41. Adriana Lima Butt Tight Jeans Maybelline Photo Shoot
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    nope, she’s born with it.

  42. Miley Cyrus Labia Wedgie Unitard 02 Arena London Performance
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    When did Aaron Carter get the sex change?

  43. Miley Cyrus Labia Wedgie Unitard 02 Arena London Performance
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    “Sure…But look how much money is still outside of my crotch, Bitches!”

  44. Miley Cyrus Labia Wedgie Unitard 02 Arena London Performance
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    Remember the good old days, when you only had to worry about a few germs being on your paper money?

    • Helena Handbasket

      Yeah, this photo is a great argument for always using your debit card instead of ever touching cash …

  45. Shakira Butt Legs Knee High Boots Minidress Extra
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    Not shown is her husband beating up the guy who tried to high five her.

  46. Jon Hamm Crotch Bulge Million Dollar Arm Premiere
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    Five…Five dollar foot long…

  47. Katherine Heigl Double Chin Stars Celebrate The ASPCAs Commitment To Los Angeles
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    Why do I hear Fran Drescher’s laugh come out of that pie hole?

  48. Queen Elizabeth Excited Smile Journalists Charity At The Stationers Hall
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    Mrs. Kilroy was here.

  49. Rosie Huntington Whiteley Legs Minidress
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    I FINALLY understand that “Take off zebra, baby” joke!

  50. Cee Lo Green In Wheelchair Being Pushed By Old Man
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    I’m so sick of these movie remakes. This is no improvement over the original “Driving Miss Daisy.”

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