The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.7.14

By: Photo Boy / May 7, 2014

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed or the words under Miley Cyrus‘ vagina wedgie. I know the labia has a hold on you right now, but I want you to focus on my voice. If you can, try to shift your gaze away just slightly, I know its powerful hooks are deep in your psyche right now, filling you with darkness, making you question why you even try at all when you know that thing’s eventually going to kill us al– SNAP OUT OF IT, MAN!! *slaps you across face* That was for your own good. Now, let’s get back to the civilized practice of wondering what new restriction device is currently failing the battle with Jon Hamm‘s penis and figuring out a way to make rape jokes from Bill Cosby‘s hand gestures, shall we?

*puts high-powered rifle back in case* Not today, *eyes Miley pic again* but soon, very soon,

– Photo Boy

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