The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.6.15

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Kim Kardashian kicking off her tit book tour with a tit dress that shows her tits, D.J. Tanner’s miniskirt, and Lindsay Lohan sporting what looks like an arc reactor, so it’s safe to assume her reckless attempt to pleasure every man on Earth into a peaceful utopian mindset will eventually backfire into the superbug that kill us all. (I know that was a long way around for an Avengers reference and blowjob joke, but I’m working with what I’ve got here. Point in case, today’s Final Five is a drunk chick with her ass out.)

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