The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.30.12

May 30th, 2012 // 360 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, where we get another sneak peak at the production of Grown Ups 2, which I previously thought would surely suck enough it’s almost guaranteed a Travolta cameo, but have since been convinced otherwise thanks to this side-splitting pic of Andy Samberg in an ill-fitting cheerleader outfit. It’s funny because the crotch is stuffed, get it??!! We’ve also got George Hamilton whose vacation was better than yours, ditto for Sharon Stone and the sad, downward spiral of Cuba Gooding Jr is complete as he’s now Adele‘s driver.

Wait, is Raven Symone dating Kim Kardashian too?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Cuba Gooding Jr.
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    Driving Miss Daisy

  2. Clive Owen Picking Nose Blood Ties
    dooood
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    look! he’s picking his nose!

  3. Cuba Gooding Jr.
    dooood
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    its funny n all but they drive on the left side over there

  4. George Hamilton Girlfriend Barbara Sturm Butt Bikini
    dooood
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    sexy time!

  5. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
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    I’d put a tortilla on her like a diaper and eat my way thru…

  6. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    sofia and i would make the most beautiful down’s syndrome babies.

  7. Clive Owen Picking Nose Blood Ties
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    Goddamn, get your fingers out of your beak, Sluggo.

  8. Ronnie Wood Rod Stewart
    Crissy
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    Just got off the drug train together.

  9. Erin Heatherton Cleavage Cheerleader Outfit Legs Grown Ups 2
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    I see the zoom button, but where is the rotate button?
    we demand a panty-less burger shot.

  10. Raven Symone Cleavage
    Crissy
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    Wait! She went from 18 to 45 in a couple of years?!

  11. Cuba Gooding Jr.
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    they obviously don’t award you with glamourous women to take home at the glamour women of the year awards.

  12. Naomi Watts Side Boob
    Crissy
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    Nicole Kidman without the botox…

  13. Cuba Gooding Jr.
    Contusion
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    “Hey Cuba, how many good movies have you done?”

  14. Clive Owen Picking Nose Blood Ties
    Johnny P!
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    Can’t quite put my finger on it, but he doesn’t look quite as dapper and dashing off-camera…

  15. Clive Owen Picking Nose Blood Ties
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    Wellll this pretty much rules out his chances of succeeding Daniel Craig…

  16. Erin Heatherton Cleavage Cheerleader Outfit Legs Grown Ups 2
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    I guess the “B” stands for boob? Maybe it’s to help her figure out which parts go where.

    • Grand Poobah

      no she goes the Beaver university,, all the fans at the sporting events shout “show us a Beaver” to encourage their team

  17. Cuba Gooding Jr.
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    So, how many burgers did you use to lure her into your car?

  18. George Hamilton Girlfriend Barbara Sturm Butt Bikini
    Contusion
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    I didn’t know they made robots with a gut.

  19. Cuba Gooding Jr.
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    Did he get a job as a chauffeur?

    • Bouncy Castle

      If he did, he’s not very good at it, since he seems to have got in the side of the car that doesn’t have a steering wheel.

  20. Sharon Stone Boyfriend Face In Crotch
    dooood
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    the pit viper injects a powerful nerve toxin that paralyzing its victim while liquifying its organic tissue for predigestion.

  21. Sharon Stone Boyfriend Face In Crotch
    Crissy
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    Quick sniff and he’s dead!

  22. Tom Sizemore Hector Jimenez Sweaty Cellmates Premiere
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    Nope, no drugs here.. Not one… None at all….

  23. Tom Sizemore Hector Jimenez Sweaty Cellmates Premiere
    Johnny P!
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    Tim Sizemore, eh? So, what was the micro-budget for this movie?

  24. George Hamilton Girlfriend Barbara Sturm Butt Bikini
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    Did he get a skin transplant? I remember him being more oompa loompa-ish…

  25. Sharon Stone Boyfriend Face In Crotch
    Contusion
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    HELLO….(hello)……((hello))……(((hello)))

  26. Ronnie Wood Rod Stewart
    dooood
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    there was somethin in the air that night the stars were bright fernando!

  27. Ronnie Wood Rod Stewart
    Contusion
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    SPY vs SPY

  28. DJ Jazzy Jeff
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    Will Smith just doesn’t understand!

  29. Andy Samberg Short Shorts Crotch Bulge Grown Ups 2
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    Andy, please don’t go down the Adam Samberg route… Sure the 200 million dollars seems nice, but then… er.. uhmm… what was I saying?

    • You were saying “Adam Samberg,” but you really meant “Adam Sandler.”

      • eatme

        …no, i’m pretty sure he meant Adam Samberg…or Sandler…or whatever other fucktard SNL “funnyman” who thinks that putting on tight 70′s shorts is good for enough laughs to pass off absolute shit to the sheep of the world.

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        eatme, have you ever been checked for retardation?

  30. George Hamilton Girlfriend Barbara Sturm Butt Bikini
    Johnny P!
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    I cannot believe this dude has not succumbed to melanoma yet.

  31. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
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    I didn’t know Cuba Gooding did drag!

  32. DJ Jazzy Jeff
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    I think we can all agree: Many times more manly than Will Smith has looked recently…

  33. George Hamilton Girlfriend Barbara Sturm Butt Bikini
    E.B. White
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    Dr. Barbara Sturm? The 36 year old doctor and high class piece of tail is letting 70 year old George Hamilton bang her?

    Nice score, George. Very nice.

  34. Naomi Watts Side Boob
    Contusion
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    That’s a fancy apron.

  35. Andy Samberg Short Shorts Crotch Bulge Grown Ups 2
    Johnny P!
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    As they say… “If you can’t be an athlete, be an Athletic Supporter”.

  36. Erin Heatherton Cleavage Cheerleader Outfit Legs Grown Ups 2
    skunk
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    grown up tits

  37. Sharon Stone Boyfriend Face In Crotch
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    Apparently the beaver has now become the yeti… Someone help that man…

  38. Raven Symone Cleavage
    dooood
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    not pictured, that part from dumb and dumber where jeff daniels annihilates that toilet.

  39. Ronnie Wood Rod Stewart
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    Brothers in drugs?

  40. Karina Derizans Bikini
    Contusion
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    pretty good for a tranny

  41. DJ Jazzy Jeff
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    Kinda expected to see him being bodily thrown from off camera.

  42. Ronnie Wood Rod Stewart
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    What a nice older lesbian couple.

  43. Cynthia Nixon Short Hair
    E.B. White
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    She looks like an old dyke.

    Oh, wait.

  44. Cynthia Nixon Short Hair
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    That poor kid… Wait till he walks on in that scene…

  45. Sharon Stone Boyfriend Face In Crotch
    Johnny P!
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    The most romantic garotting I’ve ever seen.

  46. Daisy Lowe Cleavage The Tunnel Of Love
    dooood
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    sweep low! rob lowe! chad lowe!

  47. Tom Sizemore Hector Jimenez Sweaty Cellmates Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This is a documentary?

  48. George Hamilton Girlfriend Barbara Sturm Butt Bikini
    dontkillthemessenger
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    George Hamilton is once again whiter than Sammy Sosa.

  49. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Dress
    Deacon Jones
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    I think the world has had its fill of you sticking your ass out and turning your head around, doll.

    Time to spice things up a bit. Try cutting a hole out of these skirts directly over your balloon knot.

  50. Erin Heatherton Cleavage Cheerleader Outfit Legs Grown Ups 2
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Internal affairs hate her with a passion but who else is gonna clean up the streets of Boston

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