The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.29.13

May 29th, 2013 // 307 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which is a little light, but does include the greatest picture of Vin Diesel posing shirtless with a leopard that will ever be taken. I can just imagine his gruff timbre delivering gold like “I ain’t scared of wild pussy,” or “Don’t you know fur is murder?” to some Eastern European looking prostitute as he tears off her mink stole and makes love to her for our country. Whew, did it just get insanely hot in here? *fans brow*

Oh and there’s some icky girls in here too, if that’s your thing,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Vin Diesel Shirtless With Leopard Facebook
    I'mCool
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    something, something … big pussy … something

  2. Vin Diesel Shirtless With Leopard Facebook
    Ginger
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    Uh, what is wrong with him?

  3. Jennifer Lopez Crazy Eyes Weird Make Up Casper Smart
    Veronika Larsson
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    Love her hair. Disappointed to see Casper out so late on a school night.

  4. Kim Kardashian Hugely Preganant Blazer Cankles
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Who knew Gucci made a tarp? (BTW, I’m certain those shoes had heels on them 15 steps ago.)

  5. Montana Fishburne Sweaty Crotch Yoga Pants
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    Wow. She brings daddy hating to a whole new level.

  6. Montana Fishburne Sweaty Crotch Yoga Pants
    CK
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    Yeah, Victoria’s Secret makes me wet, too.

  7. Doutzen Kroes Butt Booty Shorts Instagram
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    Candace Swanpoel has some competition!

  8. Jon Voight Hoding Multiple Staw Hats
    CK
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    Costco?

  9. Jon Voight Hoding Multiple Staw Hats
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    Somebody’s Mexican landscapers are getting hats!

  10. Vin Diesel Shirtless With Leopard Facebook
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    The Fast & Furriest

  11. Alexander Skarsgard Kissing Patricia Clarkson The East Premiere
    BB
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    “I do beg your pardon, good chap–but you seem to be betweenst his lordship and the teats.”

  12. Doutzen Kroes Butt Booty Shorts Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    In this shot she looks an awful lot like Denise Richards…before Charlie drained much of her vital juices.

  13. Nick Offerman Huge Grey Beard The Kings Of Summer Screening
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    I thought that was Oliver Reed back from the dead.

  14. Taraji P Henson Legs Short Shorts Crazy Heels Kings Game
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    Is Taraji P. Hensen a rapper or an athlete?

    Or is it the hoochie on the right?

    I don’t understand black names.

  15. Demi Lovato Lazy Eye Derpface Album Signing HMV London
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    Wink?

  16. Demi Lovato Lazy Eye Derpface Album Signing HMV London
    CK
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    One eye’s lazy, the other just plain doesn’t want to get out of bed.

  17. Katherine Heigl No Make Up
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Hopefully that arrow leads it right back into the sea it crawled out of.

  18. Prince Charles Hog Farm Schloss Langenburg
    BP
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    By Jove, Let me have that Lass with the 5 Tits! Cheers!

  19. Montana Fishburne Sweaty Crotch Yoga Pants
    farrellthib
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    headpiece for the staff of ra makes a great belt buckle!

  20. Vin Diesel Shirtless With Leopard Facebook
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    How long can he milk this Fast & Furious franchise?

  21. Olivia Wilde Bikini Jason Sudeikis
    BP
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    She must love Dumb Comedy Skits……..

  22. Jon Voight Hoding Multiple Staw Hats
    I'mCool
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    The Midnight Cowboy’s new signature parting gift.

  23. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Watch What Happens Live
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    We’re wasting our time trying to make fun of her huge ass. She beats us to the punch each time.

  24. Montana Fishburne Sweaty Crotch Yoga Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Their relationship works because she swallows dicks for a living and he just does it for fun.

  25. Taraji P Henson Legs Short Shorts Crazy Heels Kings Game
    farrellthib
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    this is why we can’t have nice things

  26. Alexander Skarsgard Kissing Patricia Clarkson The East Premiere
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    Patricia thought she had passed child bearing age, she’s about to find out that she was dead wrong.

  27. Vin Diesel Shirtless With Leopard Facebook
    Cock Dr
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    So Vin Diesel likes his pussy fat, furry, possibly toothless and sedated.

  28. Rihanna Swimsuit Whirlpool Instagram
    BP
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    Trying out her custom made Water Coffin……for when Chris Brown finally finishes her off..

  29. Olivia Wilde Bikini Jason Sudeikis
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    Good job, dude. Good job.

  30. Gerard Butler Flipping Microphone Olympus Has Fallen Press Conference Tokyo
    BP
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    Why does this clown look like he’s from Kentucky???

  31. Rihanna Swimsuit Whirlpool Instagram
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    Just go away.

  32. Olivia Wilde Bikini Jason Sudeikis
    dontkillthemessenger
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    How do we measure the water displacement of that forehead?

    • I simply do not understand why so many “men” in this forum are concerned with the size of the foreheads of beautiful women. Have I been missing something all these years?

      • dontkillthemessenger

        IMO, she’s not cute. Add in that she has no rack and no ass, I really don’t see what the big deal is about her. That being said, carpet chest there still shouldn’t be able to get her.

      • because it makes the face out of balance and unattractive. her face is really boxy and lacks symmetry. she’s just average all around

  33. Vin Diesel Shirtless With Leopard Facebook
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    Is that where the cat lives? It’s terrible…it’s like meow-schwitz in there.

  34. Gerard Butler Flipping Microphone Olympus Has Fallen Press Conference Tokyo
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    Floating black microphones are the future.

  35. Jennifer Lopez Crazy Eyes Weird Make Up Casper Smart
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    La toya jackson is looking a lot like j-lo this days

  36. Nick Offerman Huge Grey Beard The Kings Of Summer Screening
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    It took Nick 6 months to carve that beard from a slab of oak in his woodshop.

  37. Montana Fishburne Sweaty Crotch Yoga Pants
    nxus12
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    Occupational hazzard, leaky crotches.

  38. Doutzen Kroes Butt Booty Shorts Instagram
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    I thought it was Denise Richards also.

  39. Vin Diesel Shirtless With Leopard Facebook
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    “Ya, Nein… Siegfried unt I are retired, unt not auditioning for new players…Vell, as long as you are here, show us vot you got…”

  40. Prince Charles Hog Farm Schloss Langenburg
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    Charles: “explain it to me again…I’m not getting this metaphor about the royal family and the sows teats”

  41. Vin Diesel Shirtless With Leopard Facebook
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    WTF? He looks like a tall version of a midget.

  42. Olivia Wilde Bikini Jason Sudeikis
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    “Geez, this water is cold. This is the first time since we started dating that I haven’t had an erection.”

  43. Montana Fishburne Sweaty Crotch Yoga Pants
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    He does not seem, err straight.

  44. Katherine Heigl No Make Up
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    How the mighty have fallen. Stay in obscurity, you wretched harpy.

  45. Oprah Hugh Jackman Huge Bicep Vein Instagram
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    “I could just this man up! He’s so cute! No, seriously… Someone hold him down”

  46. Billy Idol
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    Oh look he’s got the Gary Busey Dental Plan

  47. Rihanna Swimsuit Whirlpool Instagram
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    needs better centering on a water jet.

  48. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Watch What Happens Live
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    What a pathetic bitch, actually buying a fake ass. Really?

  49. Valery M Ortiz Scratching Dean Cains Face VH1s Hit The Floor Screening
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    Looks like he is the real Superman. He certainly ages at the same speed as Superman.

  50. Russell Brand Short Shorts Sweaty Barefoot
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    always take their shorts in the divorce. always.

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