The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.28.14

May 28th, 2014 // 343 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that I not only shoved a Final Five into, but also bookended with Kelly Brook, because she’s putting her boobs on Instagram again. It’s been a while since she’s done that and I’m not sure if she was stirred by Monday’s remembrance of our fallen soldiers, but since this country is now in the business of shitstaining the memory of the dead with completely unrelated fantasies, I might as well jump on board. I thank all who have served, particularly in whatever war was fought to preserve Stephen Hawking‘s freedom to watch porn while he’s supposed to be giving a lecture.

- Photo Boy

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  1. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Daisy Dukes Holding Son Noah
    JimBB
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    That’s not her kid. She just happened to walk by the dumpster next to January Jones’ house.

  2. Don Rickles Looking Like Death Wife Barbara Backseat Of Car Leaving Mr Chow
    JimBB
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    Gives exactly 0 fucks.

  3. Jonah Hill Taking Nephew For Frozen Yogurt
    JimBB
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    Look motherfucker, I only came with you because you promised that you could introduce me to Leo. Now are you going to deliver, or am I going to have to throw this Froghurt right in YOUR FAT FUCKING FACE?

  4. Donald Sterling Awkward Hand Motions Mastros Steakhouse
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    Mr. Burns has not aged well.

  5. Eliza Doolittle Butt Bikini
    JimBB
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    I’ve Grown Accustomed to Her Sitting on my Face

  6. Kristen Stewart Butt Tight Jeans
    JimBB
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    Fucking ’round the world!

  7. Jonah Hill Taking Nephew For Frozen Yogurt
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    If anyone asks, your name is ‘Leo.’

  8. Ashley Greene Nipples Cleavage
    JimBB
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    But what Jon Hamm didn’t realize was that Skynet actually sent two January Jones back.

  9. Jonah Hill Taking Nephew For Frozen Yogurt
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    After this picture was taken, Jonah stole the kids ice cream and took of running in the other direction. His nephew got the ice cream back by walking twenty feet and retrieved it from Jonah’s passed out bloated ass.

  10. Donald Sterling Awkward Hand Motions Mastros Steakhouse
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    You’re one UGLY mudderfucka.

  11. James Franco Posing For Selfie With Fan
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    “Mr.Franco, say hi to my girlfriend on chatroulette.”
    “Why does your girlfriend have a penis?”
    “Don’t judge me!”

  12. Justin Bieber Shitty Moustache Peace Sign
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    “How much will it cost for you to put one in my pink and one in my stink?”

  13. Don Rickles Looking Like Death Wife Barbara Backseat Of Car Leaving Mr Chow
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    The force must be really strong with this one. He’s rocking equal parts Yoda and Palpatine.

  14. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
    Robb7
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    That ass makes me so fucking happy!!

  15. Joe Jonas Walking Behind Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler And Cara Santana
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    “There are TWO women here, and I think they both want to sleep with me. You gotta get me out of this!”

  16. Pamela Anderson Rough Face Messy Hair Cleavage World Music Awards
    Robb7
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    Wait a second…last week she was looking like something out of Menopause magazine!! How the fuck did she get all jiggly again, circa 1995??!!

  17. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
    Scott
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    I wonder if she’ll do anal?

  18. Donald Sterling Awkward Hand Motions Mastros Steakhouse
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    Give this guy a top hat, a monocle and a long cigarette and let Batman kick his ass.

  19. Pamela Anderson Rough Face Messy Hair Cleavage World Music Awards
    must be getting old...
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    …because I find nothing sexy about her anymore.

  20. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
    anonym
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    nice ass. but her face

  21. PMariah Carey Cleavage Double Chin World Music Awards
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    She has no idea where she is right now. Her spanx cut off the blood supply to her brain.

  22. Kathleen Turner Posing For Selfie With Little Girl
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    “Can’t sleep, clowns will eat me!”

  23. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
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    “Prepare MoneyShot!”

  24. Toni Braxton White Eye Makeup Malfunction Legs Minidress Memoir Signing
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    and I thought I wore my sunglasses too often.

  25. Jared Leto Skirt Slippers
    JungleRed
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    He may look like Jesus, but the upside down cross gives him away as the antichrist.

  26. Donald Sterling Awkward Hand Motions Mastros Steakhouse
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    Wow the penguin got a tan

  27. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Daisy Dukes Holding Son Noah
    btreese
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    Tongue…meet spleen. :PPPP

  28. Jonah Hill Taking Nephew For Frozen Yogurt
    Short Round
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    That’s it my young Padawan! Eat or eat more! There is no diet.

  29. Toni Braxton White Eye Makeup Malfunction Legs Minidress Memoir Signing
    Ralph
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    Does she have a mirror?

  30. Jared Leto Skirt Slippers
    Short Round
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    Wait! Slow down… What do you mean I’m no longer considered the douchiest dresser in the world?! This will not stand. Alfred, fetch me my slippers! I’m going out!

  31. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    God dammit.

  32. Ashley Greene Nipples Cleavage
    Artiekaye
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    They will know I’m Francisco Scramanga by third nipple.

  33. Kathleen Turner Posing For Selfie With Little Girl
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    “Now, say it like we practiced.”
    “We have cloned Lindsay Lohan. If you want us to stop you will send twenty million to our off shore bank account.”

  34. Jared Leto Skirt Slippers
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    Oh come the fuck on now.

  35. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
    cc
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    Another disappointing Kelly Brook picture…

  36. Guy Ritchie Scruffy Beard Pregnant Wife Jacqui Ainsley Edge Of Tomorrow Premiere
    Don Draper's Dad
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    Did I remember to draw a line of salt around the house ….. yes. I did.

  37. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    why am I ashamed to have this body type??

  38. Jared Leto Skirt Slippers
    Bob
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    “What’s that? Someone thinks Bieber is douchier than me? I’m on my way!”

  39. Donald Sterling Awkward Hand Motions Mastros Steakhouse
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    Nice to see Mickey Rourke starting to pull himself together…

  40. Jeremy Renner Leather Jacket Veni Vici fashion Show Front Row
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    That jacket is ridiculous. At least he is not wearing women’s yoga pants, thank God.

  41. Katy Perry Cleavage Bending Over Prismatic Tour London
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    Looks like it’s time to bring out the big balloons.

  42. Justin Bieber Shitty Moustache Peace Sign
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    Whatta fucking douchebag.

    Sorry, I know it’s not witty or clever, but it’s what I truly feel in my heart of hearts.

  43. Don Rickles Looking Like Death Wife Barbara Backseat Of Car Leaving Mr Chow
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    What a great picture.

  44. Eliza Doolittle Butt Bikini
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    She dropped her cell phone.

  45. Eliza Doolittle Butt Bikini
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    She looks good. I’d let her blow me.

  46. Pamela Anderson Rough Face Messy Hair Cleavage World Music Awards
    oh no
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    I think her boobs are deflating in this picture. The wig/extensions are being lifted up by the escaping gas.

  47. Donald Sterling Awkward Hand Motions Mastros Steakhouse
    rican
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    I think I know now why he would say ANYTHING to try to get laid.

  48. Stephen Hawking Smiling At Computer Screen A Brief History Of How England Can Win The World Cup Findings
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    Looks like someone just found Kelly Brook’s instagram page

  49. Stephen Hawking Smiling At Computer Screen A Brief History Of How England Can Win The World Cup Findings
    Odbarc
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    Fa. King. In. Tur. Net. Ex. P. Lore. Er.

  50. Tom Cruise Talking Into Microphone Edge Of Tomorrow Premiere
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    “NO, IT’S NOTHING LIKE GROUNDHOG DAY GODDAMMIT!!!”

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