The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.28.14

May 28th, 2014 // 343 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that I not only shoved a Final Five into, but also bookended with Kelly Brook, because she’s putting her boobs on Instagram again. It’s been a while since she’s done that and I’m not sure if she was stirred by Monday’s remembrance of our fallen soldiers, but since this country is now in the business of shitstaining the memory of the dead with completely unrelated fantasies, I might as well jump on board. I thank all who have served, particularly in whatever war was fought to preserve Stephen Hawking‘s freedom to watch porn while he’s supposed to be giving a lecture.

- Photo Boy

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  1. Pamela Anderson Rough Face Messy Hair Cleavage World Music Awards
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    Still not clean even after evidently going through multiple rounds of the permanent press cycle.

  2. Jeremy Renner Leather Jacket Veni Vici fashion Show Front Row
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    WTF man! I said I wanted to sit next to a feminine looking dude, not a masculine looking woman.

  3. Jonah Hill Taking Nephew For Frozen Yogurt
    Voice of Reisling
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    Jonah finally learned to color within the lines.

  4. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Legs Lingerie Playboy Library Instagram
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I can do read too.

  5. Idris Elba Directing Young Blonde Actress Unstoppable Short Film Pepsi MAX Beats Of The Beautiful Game Visual Album
    fred
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    “Unstoppable,” the life story of Lindsay Lohan. This looks like the dream sequence scene where Lindsay imagines she is a candy striper in a hospital being chased by an evil gang of gigantic penises.

  6. Toni Braxton White Eye Makeup Malfunction Legs Minidress Memoir Signing
    Voice of Reisling
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    She’s like a reverse raccoon.

  7. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
    joe
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    In my w̶h̶a̶c̶k̶-̶o̶f̶f̶ ̶f̶a̶n̶t̶a̶s̶i̶e̶s artistic ideas, there are slightly fewer streaks heading to her tits.

  8. Joe Jonas Walking Behind Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler And Cara Santana
    fred
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    “To find hot guys near you, press *7. . .”

  9. Jonah Hill Taking Nephew For Frozen Yogurt
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I think you mean “nephew”.

  10. Joe Jonas Walking Behind Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler And Cara Santana
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    If I had to make a photo assumption, I would say that Cara has at some time in the past kicked Joe’s ass and he is still sore about it.

  11. New Kids On The Block London Performance
    joe
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    Always tickle the balls.

  12. Pamela Anderson Rough Face Messy Hair Cleavage World Music Awards
    fred
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    Hepatitis Barbie. Now with new STDs!

  13. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
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    Oozes sexuality. Ummh the next picture? :)

  14. Pamela Anderson Rough Face Messy Hair Cleavage World Music Awards
    joe
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    It’s like the Borg Queen and Number Six spawned.

  15. Kristen Stewart Butt Tight Jeans
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    Two pics of Jared Leto in a row?

  16. Tom Cruise Talking Into Microphone Edge Of Tomorrow Premiere
    Voice of Reisling
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    Let’s Get Ready to RUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMBBBLLLEEE

  17. PMariah Carey Cleavage Double Chin World Music Awards
    Voice of Reisling
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    The Emancipation of Ho-Hos.

  18. Stephen Hawking Smiling At Computer Screen A Brief History Of How England Can Win The World Cup Findings
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    Brainiac but loves strippers so he gets an A+.

  19. New Kids On The Block London Performance
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    Yup, you wear a CK suit, you’re bound to get fisted.

  20. Jeremy Renner Leather Jacket Veni Vici fashion Show Front Row
    Voice of Reisling
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    Yes. I ride a motorcycle.
    No, I am not Stuart Little.

  21. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Legs Lingerie Playboy Library Instagram
    ultra
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    This is a night-vision picture. She’s thinking that nice leathery spine belongs to Hef.

  22. Pamela Anderson Rough Face Messy Hair Cleavage World Music Awards
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    Grrrrrrrrrrr……….oss

  23. Idris Elba Directing Young Blonde Actress Unstoppable Short Film Pepsi MAX Beats Of The Beautiful Game Visual Album
    Voice of Reisling
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    So, you take the rock, double-pump the outlet pass, crossover dribble, behind the back, then SLAM! Posterize the shit out of my boy Chris Bosh.

  24. Kristen Stewart Butt Tight Jeans
    fred
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    You know you are ugly when . . .

    People look at your picture and think, “Huh. She kind of looks like one of Bruce Willis’ and Demi Moore’s kids, but much less attractive.”

  25. Jeremy Renner Leather Jacket Veni Vici fashion Show Front Row
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    Yes I was in Bourne Legacy?

  26. Toni Braxton White Eye Makeup Malfunction Legs Minidress Memoir Signing
    fred
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    I think we found the true identity of Cat Woman.

  27. Joe Jonas Walking Behind Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler And Cara Santana
    Voice of Reisling
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    The Gay Mod Squad.

  28. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
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    She lives in Bikini Bottom with SpongeBob Squarepants right?

  29. Katy Perry Cleavage Bending Over Prismatic Tour London
    George P Burdell
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    Hey, Juno! Still flirting on married men?

  30. Donald Sterling Awkward Hand Motions Mastros Steakhouse
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    And now, for my next Magic trick, now you see him (with my fuckin’ ex paid piece) and now you don’t (at a Clippers game).

  31. Tom Cruise Talking Into Microphone Edge Of Tomorrow Premiere
    Frank Burns
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    “Thanks everyone, that was ‘Zing! Went the Strings of My Heart’ by the incomparable Judy Garland. And now let’s step things up a bit with ‘In The Navy’ by the Village People.”

  32. Don Rickles Looking Like Death Wife Barbara Backseat Of Car Leaving Mr Chow
    HortonHearsABoob
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    This hockey puck ain’t dead yet? Who knew?

  33. Joe Jonas Walking Behind Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler And Cara Santana
    Natty Ice
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    Why does he dress like Demi Lovato?

  34. Donald Sterling Awkward Hand Motions Mastros Steakhouse
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    He’s morphing into an Asian to deflect his horrendous PR campaign that he’s not racist.

  35. New Kids On The Block London Performance
    Natty Ice
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    “Whoah-oh-oh-oh-oh…just whackin’ off…”

  36. Jeremy Renner Leather Jacket Veni Vici fashion Show Front Row
    George P Burdell
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    The Olivia Munn impersonator just laughed and laughed. She knew she was wearing granny panties that would melt his little hawkeye before he could use it.

  37. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
    George P Burdell
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    Give that dog a bone (preferable mine).

  38. Jared Leto Skirt Slippers
    Natty Ice
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    He looks…pretty?

  39. Kathleen Turner Posing For Selfie With Little Girl
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    Cereal Mom.

  40. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
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    A pearl necklace is the best for you, Kelly.

  41. Donald Sterling Awkward Hand Motions Mastros Steakhouse
    George P Burdell
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    If he self identifies as a black male is he still racist?

  42. Stephen Hawking Smiling At Computer Screen A Brief History Of How England Can Win The World Cup Findings
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    If I had to live life in his condition, I’d watch porn anywhere I fucking want too.

  43. Stephen Hawking Smiling At Computer Screen A Brief History Of How England Can Win The World Cup Findings
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    There’s PP on his screen.

  44. Kathleen Turner Posing For Selfie With Little Girl
    George P Burdell
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    “Gretel. Where is your brother?”

  45. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Legs Lingerie Playboy Library Instagram
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    That’s the book to push in to find Hef’s Temple of Doom for getting young pussy. “Kali ma… Kali ma… Kali ma!”

  46. Jared Leto Skirt Slippers
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    GTFO

  47. Katy Perry Cleavage Bending Over Prismatic Tour London
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    The crowd seems thrilled.

  48. Katy Perry Cleavage Bending Over Prismatic Tour London
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    In this post Miley Cyrus Bangerz Tour world, you got to step your game up, Katy. I demand labia at my concerts now.

  49. Guy Ritchie Scruffy Beard Pregnant Wife Jacqui Ainsley Edge Of Tomorrow Premiere
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    100000000x> Madonna

  50. Don Rickles Looking Like Death Wife Barbara Backseat Of Car Leaving Mr Chow
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    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

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