The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.28.14

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that I not only shoved a Final Five into, but also bookended with Kelly Brook, because she’s putting her boobs on Instagram again. It’s been a while since she’s done that and I’m not sure if she was stirred by Monday’s remembrance of our fallen soldiers, but since this country is now in the business of shitstaining the memory of the dead with completely unrelated fantasies, I might as well jump on board. I thank all who have served, particularly in whatever war was fought to preserve Stephen Hawking’s freedom to watch porn while he’s supposed to be giving a lecture.

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