The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.28.14

May 28th, 2014 // 343 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that I not only shoved a Final Five into, but also bookended with Kelly Brook, because she’s putting her boobs on Instagram again. It’s been a while since she’s done that and I’m not sure if she was stirred by Monday’s remembrance of our fallen soldiers, but since this country is now in the business of shitstaining the memory of the dead with completely unrelated fantasies, I might as well jump on board. I thank all who have served, particularly in whatever war was fought to preserve Stephen Hawking‘s freedom to watch porn while he’s supposed to be giving a lecture.

- Photo Boy

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  1. Joe Jonas Walking Behind Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler And Cara Santana
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    Typical Girls night out.

  2. Katy Perry Cleavage Bending Over Prismatic Tour London
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    Isn’t Katy getting a bit old to pretend she’s Miley Cyrus five years ago?

    • Mike

      I could name a few people who’d rather see Katy Perry do Miley Cyrus’s nonsense than Miley herself. It’s not even a contest. Katy is gorgeous while Miley is reserved for those with grotesque white trash ho fetishes.

  3. Jeremy Renner Leather Jacket Veni Vici fashion Show Front Row
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    “No, really, I’m a big movie star! Come on! Don’t laugh! Hey, that’s mean.”

  4. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Legs Lingerie Playboy Library Instagram
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    It’s called a book darling. Not all of them are full of pictures.

  5. Jared Leto Skirt Slippers
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    What the exact Fuck? I can’t even.

  6. Donald Sterling Awkward Hand Motions Mastros Steakhouse
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    “But is he an EVIL NBA team owner?”

  7. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
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    Shit, she found my camera…

  8. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Legs Lingerie Playboy Library Instagram
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    The books are in marvelous condition! It’s as if they’ve never been read.

  9. PMariah Carey Cleavage Double Chin World Music Awards
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    Can someone please tell her that her augmented chest lost its novelty about 7 years ago?

  10. Jeremy Renner Leather Jacket Veni Vici fashion Show Front Row
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    “No, really. I like women! Why is that so hard to believe???”

  11. James Franco Posing For Selfie With Fan
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    That’s the look of a man who has analyzed the position and lighting and found this amateurish picture-taking or “selfie” outrageously lacking. Where is the giant ceramic Penis? Where is the naked underage girl? I mean There’s not even Semen on anyone’s face. You call this a “selfie”????

  12. Jared Leto Skirt Slippers
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    It’s clear what’s going on here: Jared is standing on Peter Dinklage’s shoulders. Dinklage must have lost a bet.

  13. Idris Elba Directing Young Blonde Actress Unstoppable Short Film Pepsi MAX Beats Of The Beautiful Game Visual Album
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    I’ve seen this before. I usually fast forward to the “action” scenes but this does seem familiar.

  14. Stephen Hawking Smiling At Computer Screen A Brief History Of How England Can Win The World Cup Findings
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    There’s porn on that screen. You can bet on it.

  15. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Daisy Dukes Holding Son Noah
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    I’d gladly pose as her other son “Yea-ah” and hang onto the other side of her hip.

  16. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Legs Lingerie Playboy Library Instagram
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    Believe it or not, Hugh Hefner has one of the largest private libraries in the world. Granted it’s all picture and coloring books.

  17. Guy Ritchie Scruffy Beard Pregnant Wife Jacqui Ainsley Edge Of Tomorrow Premiere
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    Her gown is beautiful!

  18. New Kids On The Block London Performance
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    What a bunch of pros…
    Microphone went dead? No problem! just reach into your bandmate’s ass for a spare one.

  19. Tom Cruise Talking Into Microphone Edge Of Tomorrow Premiere
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    Is Edge of Tomorrow about middle aged closeted homosexuals? Just wondering.

    • Scott

      You’re thinking about an AIDS positive/gay saop opera concept Logo was looking into producing last year. The working title was something like “There will be a Tomorrow”.

  20. PMariah Carey Cleavage Double Chin World Music Awards
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    She’s gotten chunky as she approaches middle age, but I’d still go there.

  21. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Legs Lingerie Playboy Library Instagram
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    She decided to spice up the picture gallery of the assets she intends to sell in the near future.

  22. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
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    How come an ass like that can’t get you a reality show on E!?

  23. Idris Elba Directing Young Blonde Actress Unstoppable Short Film Pepsi MAX Beats Of The Beautiful Game Visual Album
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    Every white dad’s worst nightmare.

  24. Jared Leto Skirt Slippers
    Qmak
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    “I don’t have the range to play one of Geppetto’s helpers! Don’t tell me to relax, you’re supposed to be my agent! Get me out of here!”

  25. PMariah Carey Cleavage Double Chin World Music Awards
    Short Round
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    The most important things for divas are dignity and pride. And probably donuts. Lots and lots of donuts.

  26. Kathleen Turner Posing For Selfie With Little Girl
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    Now *that* is a photobomb!

  27. Pamela Anderson Rough Face Messy Hair Cleavage World Music Awards
    Cock Dr
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    Pam asked her hairdresser for extensions….ALL the extensions.

  28. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
    Darling
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    Is this another pic from 5 years ago?

  29. Donald Sterling Awkward Hand Motions Mastros Steakhouse
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    You’re a mean one, Mr Grinch

  30. Ashley Greene Nipples Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    You said nipples.

  31. Idris Elba Directing Young Blonde Actress Unstoppable Short Film Pepsi MAX Beats Of The Beautiful Game Visual Album
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    The twist is that she’s the rapper and he plays cello.

  32. Kathleen Turner Posing For Selfie With Little Girl
    gooch
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    Two pics of Donald Sterling in a row?

  33. New Kids On The Block London Performance
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    Never go full jazz hands.

  34. Donald Sterling Awkward Hand Motions Mastros Steakhouse
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    How can he be racist if he has black sunglasses?

  35. Bill Clinton Greeting Group Of Young Girls Claridges Hotel
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    “Why yes, I do love fat pussy.”

  36. Katy Perry Cleavage Bending Over Prismatic Tour London
    Voice of Reisling
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    She dresses like a second grader.

    A second grader with amazing tits.

  37. Stephen Hawking Smiling At Computer Screen A Brief History Of How England Can Win The World Cup Findings
    fred
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    Pussy Power.

  38. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Legs Lingerie Playboy Library Instagram
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    “Any day now, these are all mine, but what are they.”

  39. Stephen Hawking Smiling At Computer Screen A Brief History Of How England Can Win The World Cup Findings
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Chapter 1: Get Brazilian players.

  40. Idris Elba Directing Young Blonde Actress Unstoppable Short Film Pepsi MAX Beats Of The Beautiful Game Visual Album
    Short Round
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    Few know this but I’m like the black Neo. Moving in mysterious ways, dodging restraining orders, charming schoolgirls. Would you like to see my “matrix”?

  41. Katy Perry Cleavage Bending Over Prismatic Tour London
    Johnny Sack
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    Are those the Oregon Ducks new uniforms?

  42. PMariah Carey Cleavage Double Chin World Music Awards
    fred
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    Is it good or bad when you can rest your tits on your belly?

  43. Jared Leto Skirt Slippers
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    “Doctor? Yes, my tryharditus is back.”

  44. PMariah Carey Cleavage Double Chin World Music Awards
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    Looks like spanx said ‘I’m done with this shit’. I recommend buying stock in mumus.

  45. Tom Cruise Talking Into Microphone Edge Of Tomorrow Premiere
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    “Jay, that’s a great question. I’d like to answer it later…when we’re alone…in my dressing room.”

  46. Bill Clinton Greeting Group Of Young Girls Claridges Hotel
    Voice of Reisling
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    Cigars are on me!

  47. Idris Elba Directing Young Blonde Actress Unstoppable Short Film Pepsi MAX Beats Of The Beautiful Game Visual Album
    dontkillthemessenger
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    So then Omar and Brother Mouzone are going to walk up and shoot you in the face while you hold a Pepsi.

  48. Kristen Stewart Butt Tight Jeans
    Voice of Reisling
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    Even her ass is dull and lifeless.

  49. Joe Jonas Walking Behind Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler And Cara Santana
    dontkillthemessenger
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    No wonder he’s gay.

  50. Guy Ritchie Scruffy Beard Pregnant Wife Jacqui Ainsley Edge Of Tomorrow Premiere
    Voice of Reisling
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    (Witty reference to Snatch goes here.)

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