The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.25.11

May 25th, 2011 // 554 Comments

I know I’ve seen those glasses before…

And here we are at the Hump Day Edition of The Crap We Missed where we ask important questions like, “Would you be more pissed if you had to wear a turtle neck while eating Italian ice with a toothpick, or you bought a book that gave you AIDS?” Except none of that matters because Ryan Reynolds is doing gay porn now.

You know who else liked milk mustaches? The Nazis Jonas Brothers! And Nazis,

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  1. Richard Simmons
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “…I HAVE WHAT?!?”

  2. Richard Simmons
    snarl
    Commented on this photo:

    nylons? really?

    • JWellingtonWimpy

      If I’m not mistaken his doctor makes him wear those to keep blood clots in his legs from traveling to his brain but I think it’s a little late.

  3. Christie Brinkley
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    The body and face say YES!

    And the skeleton hand say Nooooooooo!

    • no shit, those things look like claws.

      • Ok, I have to ask what the obsession with hands is. I’ve seen the same comments in several different posts. Are you really saying you’d turn your back on a beautiful woman cuz she’s got veiny hands?

      • old man

        The hand obsession is because hands are the one way to guess a woman’s age that is pretty much without fail. No amount of diet, exercise, or surgery can stop the hands from slowly morphing into bony, veiny, age spotted claws. You can see the visible wear and tear appear in their early 20s (even if the rest of her looks 16) and progress from there.

      • Deacon Jones

        It’s not so much the veiny hands, as it is the translucent flesh.

  4. Ben Stiller
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, I guess he saw the latest installment of “Meet the Fockers”

    • cc

      And came to the realization, once and for all, that he has no comedic talent at all (something everyone else realized after the Oscars).

  5. David Hasselhoff
    snarl
    Commented on this photo:

    no. just no.

  6. David Hasselhoff
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    THAT is how you party.

  7. Carl Weathers
    Manthou Artdust
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s Apollo Creed’s dad!

  8. Michael Douglas
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, these Hollywood leading men. I tell ya!

  9. Cardinal Fang

    Anti-Viagra.

  10. Kendra Wilkinson Life & Style
    Cardinal Fang
    Commented on this photo:

    Still hate that smile

  11. John Hurt Gary Oldman
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Gary Oldman = Fucking awesome

  12. Richard Simmons
    Commented on this photo:

    Macho Man may have died, but Richard is still with us to carry the torch of what it is to be manly. I salute this hero.

  13. David Hasselhoff
    Burrito Supreme
    Commented on this photo:

    Guess who’s drunk?

  14. Christie Brinkley
    Commented on this photo:

    She puts the “Wreck” in “Erection.”

  15. Carl Weathers
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Simple setup. One-day operation. We pick up their trail at the chopper, run ‘em down, grab those hostages and bounce back across the border before anybody knows we were there.

  16. Ryan Reynolds Green Lantern Got Milk
    Commented on this photo:

    “Fist you for a facial, sir?”

  17. Corey Feldman
    Commented on this photo:

    Is there a Charlie Sheen biopic coming up? I think we found the right man for the job.

  18. Christie Brinkley
    Commented on this photo:

    Almost 60 + minidress = ‘trying too hard’.

    Just sayin’.

    • Employee

      jealous cunt

      Just sayin’

    • Bucky Barnes

      The danger of wearing a mini-dress is that some pap will snap a picture of tumbleweeds blowing in the region of her vagina.

    • babigurl

      she looks gorgeous. the fact that she is almost 60 and CAN wear a mini dress is awesome!

      HATER!

    • castallare

      Boooo… I think as long as you look like THAT in a minidress, you should be wearing one. I, for example, have never looked like anything other than link sausage in mini dresses so if I were to wear one, THAT would be trying too hard. I work better in flow-y things; she looks better in superhuman attire. Let’s be objective here.

  19. Kendra Wilkinson Life & Style
    Commented on this photo:

    I believe you got the magazine mixed up. This is the cover for WHORE & TACKY.

  20. Richard Simmons
    Commented on this photo:

    Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons…

  21. Ben Stiller
    Commented on this photo:

    Shrapnel fart.

  22. Ryan Reynolds Green Lantern Got Milk
    AJ Thompson
    Commented on this photo:

    To be posted in gay clubs nationwide. No, really.

  23. Lacey Schwimmer Dancing With The Stars
    Siloporcen7
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d talk about canoe-chin and racer-back malfunctions, but she looks really good, so whatev

  24. Christie Brinkley
    Commented on this photo:

    old enough to be a great grandmother…conceited enough to dress like a teenager.

  25. Christie Brinkley
    DKNY
    Commented on this photo:

    Still super hot

  26. Ben Stiller
    DKNY
    Commented on this photo:

    Got his balls stuck in his zipper again? Didn’t he learn his lesson the first time?

  27. David Hasselhoff
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh man, if he starts doing the Roboto dance in that suit, I am absolutely going to have a pantsgasm.

  28. Zach Galifianakis
    dookieshoo
    Commented on this photo:

    mon chi-chi, mon chichi

  29. Christie Brinkley
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    Say what you will, she looks a thousand times better than her ex, Billy Joel.

  30. Richard Simmons
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    Richard Simmons: the Elton John phase.

  31. Michael Douglas
    Commented on this photo:

    Somebody’s been raiding Charlie Sheen’s closet.

  32. Richard Simmons
    Char
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, they’ve really lowered the bar for Hooter’s girls.

  33. Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry
    Commented on this photo:

    You know who she’s talking to on the cell phone? The mom on the other side of the teeter totter.

  34. Corey Feldman
    Louwww
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude, MJ died a while ago, get over it.

  35. Kendra Wilkinson Life & Style
    Commented on this photo:

    You left “whore” out of the magazine title.

  36. Ryan Reynolds Green Lantern Got Milk
    Commented on this photo:

    This movie poster says ‘biggest blockbuster of the summer’ but it screams ‘WHO WANTS A FISTING!?’.

  37. frankw

    For the record, I hate this new daily/weekly segment. I don’t have any idea who the thumbs are til I open them, and sometimes I still don’t know. AND, when you scroll to the end of the thumbs, if you go far enough the roll goes blank and you can’t go back without refreshing. FAIL, Fish. FAIL.

    • Woot

      Agreed. I have been following this website for a long time, and I HATE this new segment. It’s so half-assed…it’s as if they can’t be bothered doing separate posts, so new stuff is all clumped together. With no titles. Stinks.

  38. God Almighty

    Almost as gay as the Situation………….almost.

  39. Antonio Banderas
    Commented on this photo:

    Chicle? Chicle?

  40. Ewan McGregor
    Siloporcen7
    Commented on this photo:

    “That just happened” – Talladega Nights, the ballad of Ricky Bobby

  41. David Hasselhoff
    Commented on this photo:

    That is one shiny suit…I bet spilled burger just wipes right off it.

  42. Kendra Wilkinson Life & Style
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “Stop talking about my boobs!”

  43. Michael Douglas
    Shawn
    Commented on this photo:

    And I thought Catherine Zeta-Jones was a big age difference…

  44. Jesse James
    Commented on this photo:

    Making sure the Scratch ‘n’ Sniff back cover smells like ass.

  45. Carl Weathers
    Commented on this photo:

    Colin Powell is looking pimp-o-rific.

  46. Ben Stiller
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    For a minute, I thought this was a really good picture of Richard Benjamin.

  47. David Hasselhoff
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    Check out his eyes, I suspect he uses the same plastic surgeon as Christie Brinkley, although I’d have to see her eat a hamburger off the floor to be completely certain.

  48. Christie Brinkley
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    that is what a 57 yr old is supposed to look like

  49. Lacey Schwimmer Dancing With The Stars
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, David Schwimmer’s new daughter grew up fast.

  50. Luke Perry
    DiegoAD
    Commented on this photo:

    His other sign read “Donna Martin graduate!”

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