I know I’ve seen those glasses before…
And here we are at the Hump Day Edition of The Crap We Missed where we ask important questions like, “Would you be more pissed if you had to wear a turtle neck while eating Italian ice with a toothpick, or you bought a book that gave you AIDS?” Except none of that matters because Ryan Reynolds is doing gay porn now.
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“…I HAVE WHAT?!?”
nylons? really?
If I’m not mistaken his doctor makes him wear those to keep blood clots in his legs from traveling to his brain but I think it’s a little late.
The body and face say YES!
And the skeleton hand say Nooooooooo!
no shit, those things look like claws.
Ok, I have to ask what the obsession with hands is. I’ve seen the same comments in several different posts. Are you really saying you’d turn your back on a beautiful woman cuz she’s got veiny hands?
The hand obsession is because hands are the one way to guess a woman’s age that is pretty much without fail. No amount of diet, exercise, or surgery can stop the hands from slowly morphing into bony, veiny, age spotted claws. You can see the visible wear and tear appear in their early 20s (even if the rest of her looks 16) and progress from there.
It’s not so much the veiny hands, as it is the translucent flesh.
Well, I guess he saw the latest installment of “Meet the Fockers”
And came to the realization, once and for all, that he has no comedic talent at all (something everyone else realized after the Oscars).
no. just no.
THAT is how you party.
It’s Apollo Creed’s dad!
Man, these Hollywood leading men. I tell ya!
Anti-Viagra.
Amen.
Still hate that smile
Gary Oldman = Fucking awesome
Here here!
no DREXL was cool. the chiffon needs to go
Macho Man may have died, but Richard is still with us to carry the torch of what it is to be manly. I salute this hero.
Richard should have been on the short list to play Captain America.
Richard should have been on the short list to play..Wonder Woman!
Guess who’s drunk?
She puts the “Wreck” in “Erection.”
Simple setup. One-day operation. We pick up their trail at the chopper, run ‘em down, grab those hostages and bounce back across the border before anybody knows we were there.
“Do I haff time to fathah a luff child first?”
pushing pencils
“Fist you for a facial, sir?”
Well stated, Mr. Dreg. You’re on a roll today.
Is there a Charlie Sheen biopic coming up? I think we found the right man for the job.
Fuck that, how about The Corey Feldman Story, starring Corey Feldman, as Corey Feldman. Oh, what did I just do in my pants?
Shower off, come back for more.
Or the Corey Feldman biopic staring Charlie Sheen!!! He’s not working is he??
Almost 60 + minidress = ‘trying too hard’.
Just sayin’.
jealous cunt
Just sayin’
The danger of wearing a mini-dress is that some pap will snap a picture of tumbleweeds blowing in the region of her vagina.
she looks gorgeous. the fact that she is almost 60 and CAN wear a mini dress is awesome!
HATER!
I agree – she looks GREAT!
seriously she looks amazing, she can rock a mini as well as Tina Turner
Seriously! She looks great. I’d nearly sell my soul to the devil to look that good at almost 60. Hey, maybe that’s her secret…
Boooo… I think as long as you look like THAT in a minidress, you should be wearing one. I, for example, have never looked like anything other than link sausage in mini dresses so if I were to wear one, THAT would be trying too hard. I work better in flow-y things; she looks better in superhuman attire. Let’s be objective here.
Wow – some tough words out there!! She’s wearing a mini because she can!!
I believe you got the magazine mixed up. This is the cover for WHORE & TACKY.
Ha, I bet so!
Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons…
Shrapnel fart.
That’s the expression of a man who has just been fisted by the Green Lantern.
To be posted in gay clubs nationwide. No, really.
I’d talk about canoe-chin and racer-back malfunctions, but she looks really good, so whatev
old enough to be a great grandmother…conceited enough to dress like a teenager.
Still super hot
premise rejected. Put 60 year old Christie Brinkley next to any average 18 year old…which one do you want to put your dick in? Common sense says the “super hot” one…reality says the 18 year old.
I think I’d settle for putting my dick in between her thighs.
And how old is Amber Portwood?
In fat years?
Don’t care how old she is. Still imminently doable.
That’s alot of makeup and Botox. That looks like a wig. Under that wig is a gray poodle perm that’s 2 inches long like everybody elses great grandmother that’s still living.
wig? i don’t think so.
Got his balls stuck in his zipper again? Didn’t he learn his lesson the first time?
franks and beans!
Oh man, if he starts doing the Roboto dance in that suit, I am absolutely going to have a pantsgasm.
mon chi-chi, mon chichi
…oh so soft and overrated
Say what you will, she looks a thousand times better than her ex, Billy Joel.
Richard Simmons: the Elton John phase.
Somebody’s been raiding Charlie Sheen’s closet.
Wow, they’ve really lowered the bar for Hooter’s girls.
You know who she’s talking to on the cell phone? The mom on the other side of the teeter totter.
hehe
I would have guessed Pizza Hut.
She’s swapping recipes with Gary Shirley.
Or spit.
Dude, MJ died a while ago, get over it.
You left “whore” out of the magazine title.
This movie poster says ‘biggest blockbuster of the summer’ but it screams ‘WHO WANTS A FISTING!?’.
For the record, I hate this new daily/weekly segment. I don’t have any idea who the thumbs are til I open them, and sometimes I still don’t know. AND, when you scroll to the end of the thumbs, if you go far enough the roll goes blank and you can’t go back without refreshing. FAIL, Fish. FAIL.
Agreed. I have been following this website for a long time, and I HATE this new segment. It’s so half-assed…it’s as if they can’t be bothered doing separate posts, so new stuff is all clumped together. With no titles. Stinks.
Almost as gay as the Situation………….almost.
No one is gayer than the Situation. No one.
Chicle? Chicle?
nice. racist AND worldly.
How is that racist? Pretty sure they speak spanish there.
The speak Brazilian, as a matter of fact
(Which is like Portuguese, but sexier)
“That just happened” – Talladega Nights, the ballad of Ricky Bobby
That is one shiny suit…I bet spilled burger just wipes right off it.
He got it in Hong Kong, home of the shiny greasy suit.
Nice “Good Morning Vietnam” reference.
“Stop talking about my boobs!”
And I thought Catherine Zeta-Jones was a big age difference…
Making sure the Scratch ‘n’ Sniff back cover smells like ass.
Why is there a picture of Bombshell McGee on the back cover?
Actually I think he meant for the cover to small like Nazi crotch.
The back cover smells like Brylcream and unwashed Nazi snatch.
Colin Powell is looking pimp-o-rific.
For a minute, I thought this was a really good picture of Richard Benjamin.
Check out his eyes, I suspect he uses the same plastic surgeon as Christie Brinkley, although I’d have to see her eat a hamburger off the floor to be completely certain.
that is what a 57 yr old is supposed to look like
Wow, David Schwimmer’s new daughter grew up fast.
His other sign read “Donna Martin graduate!”