The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.23.12

May 23rd, 2012 // 459 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that unapologetically begins and ends with Kelly Brook, because I understand how to keep a job that lets me work in my jam-jams. We’ve also got Jennifer Love Hewitt whose flight obviously arrived just after Cinnabon closed, but Zac Efron‘s got there just in time for him to take the sexiest elevator ride of his life. Also, have you ever seen a bear scratch his back?

I’ll let that last one marinate for a minute,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Bret Michaels
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    He looks terrible. And will he get that ridiculous friggin RAG off his head already???

  2. Geri Halliwell Upskirt Panty Flash X Factor Auditions
    Johnny P!
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    So it’s come to this has it, Geri?
    Flashing your panties for a spot as a contestant on the X-Factor?
    Tsk-tsk!

  3. Zac Efron Pedostache Knit Hat Elevator LAX
    EricLr
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    Wow, the TSA agent who gave me a strip search and rectal exam looked just like Zac Efron.

    Hey, wait a minute…

  4. Bret Michaels
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Does he actually have to speak before they give him his $25 appearance fee?

  5. Bret Michaels
    Johnny P!
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    And then…
    they asked a question.

  6. Zac Efron Pedostache Knit Hat Elevator LAX
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    “No, sir. You may not take a picture of Mr Effron soliciting random men on the airplane terminal…”

  7. Bret Michaels
    EricLr
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    Liitle rude to show up to a diversity exposition in blackface.

  8. Bret Michaels
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    “Wait, you’re seriously a fan of my music???”

  9. Nicole Kidman Frozen Smile Sunglasses
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Whoa… they’re making a Cheers movie?

  10. Bret Michaels
    Short FB!
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    Burnt cork

  11. Kanye West Kim Kardashian Cleavage Ice Cream Cones
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    He’s just mad because Kim sucked on his ice cream from a distance… cry baby…

  12. Kanye West Kim Kardashian Cleavage Ice Cream Cones
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    “So, what’s it like to lick something white?”

  13. Kanye West Kim Kardashian Cleavage Ice Cream Cones
    Johnny P!
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    Cannes used to be a celebration of cinema.
    Now, it’s a playground for celebs and wanna-be’s who NEED to be photographed to remain relevant, while the writers, actors, directors and producers take a back seat.

  14. Jennifer Love Hewitt Hait Scarf
    EricLr
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    It doesn’t help to scream about it. Just use stronger rope on the next one.

  15. Kelly Brook Cleavage Cannes
    rantatonne
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    I forsee the field of cosmetic armpit surgery coming in the near future.

  16. Ryan Seacrest Bodyguard
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Obviously a happier couple than Kanye and Kim.

  17. Jennifer Love Hewitt Hait Scarf
    Johnny P!
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    Outpatients are allowed at airports on their day-passes?
    That’s new…

  18. Kate Upton Cleavage Cannes
    Hark!
    Commented on this photo:

    BORED OF YOUUUUUUU

  19. Ryan Seacrest Bodyguard
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    Billy Bob, I just want you to know: there’s no other man I’d rather turn my back to….

  20. Kristen Stewart Bra See Through Shirt
    Short FB!
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    Fucking mouth-breathing quim.

  21. Nicole Kidman Frozen Smile Sunglasses
    EricLr
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    One of the designers came with the idea of disguising the android with sunglasses. “Now the dead eyes don’t give it away!”

  22. Ryan Seacrest Bodyguard
    Johnny P!
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    Ryan: “Just pretend you’re a carpet-covered pole, and I’m a cat”.
    Dude: “Sure, whatever… just keep payin’ me”.

  23. Ryan Seacrest Bodyguard
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    I wish I knew how to quit you Seacrest…

  24. Dania Ramirez Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Chinese Laundry Wedge Run?

    I know I said this already, but it applies here too. Does she have to speak before they give her the $25 appearance fee?

  25. Randy Jackson Pointy Hat
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    Minister Miboto, when will you return to your homeland and solve the food crisis?!?!?!?!

  26. Adrian Grenier Greasy Hair
    EricLr
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    So, please buy a bunch of this crap so I can get my $50 and a free case.

  27. Kim Catrall
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    Uhmm What are those 2 pointing at?

  28. Ellen Barkin
    EricLr
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    So, they replaced Howard Stern with my 7th grade English teacher, I see.

  29. Adrian Grenier Greasy Hair
    Johnny P!
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    “My new beverage numbs the olfactory senses and the taste-buds so you don’t have to smell or taste my unwashed cock! Ladies?”

  30. Maria Menounos Cleavage Midriff DWTS
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Look at that body. I’m this close to almost thinking about watching Dancing With The Stars perhaps if I accidentally turn to that channel while it’s on.

  31. Kristen Stewart Bra See Through Shirt
    EricLr
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    Hey that’s the first time her name has ever been used in the same sentence with the word “Nice.”

  32. Zac Efron Pedostache Knit Hat Elevator LAX
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    Ma’am? You may want to leave the elevator at this point. The ride up is not going to be pretty…..

  33. Geri Halliwell Upskirt Panty Flash X Factor Auditions
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    She’s a shoo-in to win this competition with her spot-on recreation of the interrogation scene in “Basic Instinct”.

  34. Randy Jackson Pointy Hat
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yo! Yaw! Yo! Dog! Dude…! Ya! Yo!’
    … ad nauseum.

  35. Cameron Diaz Drunk
    EricLr
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    Hey, hey, heeyyyy…remember when i wazz in that mooovie and you all wantesh to bang me? Remembers?

  36. Bret Michaels
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    If you look at that thing on his head as blood-stained bandages, then it all begins to make sense.

  37. Ryan Seacrest Bodyguard
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    “Ryan! You’re never affection when we’re away from home…”

  38. Kim Catrall
    EricLr
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    Are they putting her *in* the museum?

  39. Kim Catrall
    Johnny P!
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    Actually, best she’s looked in a long time!

  40. Nicole Kidman Frozen Smile Sunglasses
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    Damn straight she’s happy. Been seven years since she could move her face.

  41. Bret Michaels
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    “I had sex with Miley’s mom?”

  42. Bret Michaels
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    No, no, no… that’s Tan Mom.

  43. Deborah Gibson Aubrey O'Day Celebrity Apprentice
    EricLr
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    Which one is supposed to be the celebrity?

  44. Kanye West Kim Kardashian Cleavage Ice Cream Cones
    Haddo01
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    Whoa, those must be shitty ice cream cones

  45. Deborah Gibson Aubrey O'Day Celebrity Apprentice
    Johnny P!
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    Cute pose when you’re 17 (or 19), and drunk with your friends.
    Except they’re on a red carpet, are adults, and look like idiots.

  46. Jennifer Love Hewitt Hait Scarf
    Indigo Leopard
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    It’s official. She found a man. No prowling woman would dress like this.

  47. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty
    EricLr
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    $5 will take you around the world, honey.

  48. Rita Ora Butt Tight Dress Cannes
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    Pippa?!?

  49. Jennifer Love Hewitt Hait Scarf
    Haddo01
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    Teal sweatpants are not anyones friend, what was she thinking?

  50. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty
    Johnny P!
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    Spaz de la Hurtya will always make me click.
    She looks dangerous, and madder than… well, you know…

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