Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that unapologetically begins and ends with Kelly Brook, because I understand how to keep a job that lets me work in my jam-jams. We’ve also got Jennifer Love Hewitt whose flight obviously arrived just after Cinnabon closed, but Zac Efron‘s got there just in time for him to take the sexiest elevator ride of his life. Also, have you ever seen a bear scratch his back?
I’ll let that last one marinate for a minute,
- Photo Boy
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He looks terrible. And will he get that ridiculous friggin RAG off his head already???
And expose his Kojak?
No can do…takes the rag off- the hair is stitched into it. Bald as the dickens.
So it’s come to this has it, Geri?
Flashing your panties for a spot as a contestant on the X-Factor?
Tsk-tsk!
Wow, the TSA agent who gave me a strip search and rectal exam looked just like Zac Efron.
Hey, wait a minute…
Does he actually have to speak before they give him his $25 appearance fee?
And then…
they asked a question.
“No, sir. You may not take a picture of Mr Effron soliciting random men on the airplane terminal…”
Liitle rude to show up to a diversity exposition in blackface.
“Wait, you’re seriously a fan of my music???”
Whoa… they’re making a Cheers movie?
+1! Nice job!
(I was-na allowed to thumb you up. :( )
Burnt cork
“So, what’s it like to lick something white?”
And here’s a comment of the week.
He’s just mad because Kim sucked on his ice cream from a distance… cry baby…
Cannes used to be a celebration of cinema.
Now, it’s a playground for celebs and wanna-be’s who NEED to be photographed to remain relevant, while the writers, actors, directors and producers take a back seat.
Speaking of which, where’s Phoebe Price at? Some pics please, Photo Boy!
It doesn’t help to scream about it. Just use stronger rope on the next one.
You brought me to hysterics. Just so you know.
I forsee the field of cosmetic armpit surgery coming in the near future.
Dude, boobs!!! and you go for the pit? Wow, gay much?!!!
Huh……… Beautiful face,,, Great Big Beautiful Tits,,, and you mention armpits.
Obviously a happier couple than Kanye and Kim.
Outpatients are allowed at airports on their day-passes?
That’s new…
BORED OF YOUUUUUUU
Billy Bob, I just want you to know: there’s no other man I’d rather turn my back to….
Fucking mouth-breathing quim.
Quim:)
One of the designers came with the idea of disguising the android with sunglasses. “Now the dead eyes don’t give it away!”
Ryan: “Just pretend you’re a carpet-covered pole, and I’m a cat”.
Dude: “Sure, whatever… just keep payin’ me”.
I wish I knew how to quit you Seacrest…
Chinese Laundry Wedge Run?
I know I said this already, but it applies here too. Does she have to speak before they give her the $25 appearance fee?
Minister Miboto, when will you return to your homeland and solve the food crisis?!?!?!?!
I ate it all! Food crisis is over. You want blood diamond?
So, please buy a bunch of this crap so I can get my $50 and a free case.
Uhmm What are those 2 pointing at?
So, they replaced Howard Stern with my 7th grade English teacher, I see.
“My new beverage numbs the olfactory senses and the taste-buds so you don’t have to smell or taste my unwashed cock! Ladies?”
Look at that body. I’m this close to almost thinking about watching Dancing With The Stars perhaps if I accidentally turn to that channel while it’s on.
She’s hot. I like but not enough to watch that crap unless they have a strip-a-thon.
Google Karina Smirnoff Playboy.
Accidentally hit “mute”. You’ll be fine.
Hey that’s the first time her name has ever been used in the same sentence with the word “Nice.”
-1
Ma’am? You may want to leave the elevator at this point. The ride up is not going to be pretty…..
She’s a shoo-in to win this competition with her spot-on recreation of the interrogation scene in “Basic Instinct”.
“Yo! Yaw! Yo! Dog! Dude…! Ya! Yo!’
… ad nauseum.
Hey, hey, heeyyyy…remember when i wazz in that mooovie and you all wantesh to bang me? Remembers?
If you look at that thing on his head as blood-stained bandages, then it all begins to make sense.
“Ryan! You’re never affection when we’re away from home…”
Ouch.
Are they putting her *in* the museum?
Actually, best she’s looked in a long time!
Damn straight she’s happy. Been seven years since she could move her face.
“I had sex with Miley’s mom?”
No, no, no… that’s Tan Mom.
Which one is supposed to be the celebrity?
Whoa, those must be shitty ice cream cones
and those are 2 shitty people.
Cute pose when you’re 17 (or 19), and drunk with your friends.
Except they’re on a red carpet, are adults, and look like idiots.
It’s official. She found a man. No prowling woman would dress like this.
$5 will take you around the world, honey.
Pippa?!?
Teal sweatpants are not anyones friend, what was she thinking?
Spaz de la Hurtya will always make me click.
She looks dangerous, and madder than… well, you know…
wink
Hey Iveski,
I gave you a ‘thumbs up’, but that wasn’t fair… you actually started my day off with a laugh out loud with that comment, so thanks for that!