The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.22.13

May 22nd, 2013 // 326 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, an important day for us, where we learn that Leonardo DiCaprio‘s vaginotizing abilities may be hereditary. We’ve also got a shot of Ewan McGregor on the set of Happy Ending: The True Story of How I Got John Travolta To Pay Off My Mortgage, Geena Davis and Michelle Rodriguez in the battle of derpface, and Bill Clinton reacting a staffer’s practical joke of replacing his speech notes with Kelly Clarkson song lyrics.

Almost forgot, Paz de la Huerta‘s back and so are her trademark drunk sweats,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Joel Edgerton Full Beard Alexis Blake Cleavage The Great Gatsby Premiere Sydney
    huh?
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    “Do you speak bachi?”….

  2. Ewan McGregor Dyed Black Hair Moustache Flavor Savor Leather Jacket
    ThisWillHurt
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    Jesus, how man cameos does the “Ron Burgundy” sequel need?

  3. Jessica Alba Cash Warren Darth Vader Strangle Instagram
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    someone’s wish just came true.

  4. Bill Clinton Wrinkled Pants Laureate Summit On Youth And Jobs In Europe
    Cock Dr
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    He looks more wrinkled than his pants…and that’s saying something.

  5. Selena Gomez Sticking Tongue Out Posing For Fan BBC Radio 1
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    by the look on her face is Jon Hamm there?

  6. Michael Douglas Old Face Tuxedo Behind The Candelabra Screening Cannes
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    Michael Douglass for Loreal.

  7. Sharon Stone No Make Up Roberto Cacalli Yacht Cannes
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    That is definitely an “after” picture.

  8. Jewel Cleavage The GRAMMY Museum Presents Reel To Reel Ring Of Fire
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    Funny…this is the same photo on the Wikipedia page for the word “pretentious.”

  9. Kelly Brook Nipples Cleavage Lorraine High Street Fashion Awards
    Deacon Jones
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    The only thing sexier about this woman is her accent.

  10. Bill Clinton Wrinkled Pants Laureate Summit On Youth And Jobs In Europe
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    “Ladies, you have to lower the pants before you try to Lance Armstrong me.”

  11. George DiCaprio Leonardo DiCaprio Father Cannes
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    Is there a new Pirates of the Carribean movie at Cannes?

  12. Michael Douglas Old Face Tuxedo Behind The Candelabra Screening Cannes
    DeucePickle
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    Catherine Zeta-Jones lets this see her naked every single day.
    Let that sink in.

  13. Michelle Rodriguez Derpface Fast & Furious 6 Premiere
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    nope. she is not on drugs or crazier than LiLo.

  14. Selena Gomez Sticking Tongue Out Posing For Fan BBC Radio 1
    ThisWillHurt
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    “You’re right, you’re brother looks hot as a blonde with his hair all les-y. How’d you know I- Oh, fuck you!”

  15. Amy Poehler Cleavage Ill Fitting Dress 38th Annual Gracie Awards Gala
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    That’s a perfectly normal stance for her I suppose? I do like her though.

  16. Dennis Rodman Dickprint Crotch Bulge
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    Looks like he just crawled out the sea.

  17. Michael Douglas Old Face Tuxedo Behind The Candelabra Screening Cannes
    Deacon Jones
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    “Hewwo, wife. Ah u feewing wess depwessed now dat your out of da cwinic?

  18. Ewan McGregor Dyed Black Hair Moustache Flavor Savor Leather Jacket
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    Ali G is back.

  19. Farrah Abraham Posing With Fan
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    She can take more that two fingers, dude.

  20. Dennis Rodman Dickprint Crotch Bulge
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    Ambassador of Coque.

  21. Amy Poehler Cleavage Ill Fitting Dress 38th Annual Gracie Awards Gala
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    Aw, it’s my kid’s friend’s mom on Superficial. Wait, who?

  22. Michelle Rodriguez Derpface Fast & Furious 6 Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    “‘Winged freak terrorizes!’ Wait’ll they get a load of me.”

  23. George DiCaprio Leonardo DiCaprio Father Cannes
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    “Como esta, bitchesss!”

  24. Paris Hilton Cleavage Crystal Headpiece De Grisogono Party Cannes
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    Elizabeth Taylor is not dead she just became a a blonde with a 1000 social diseases.

  25. Will.i.am Awful Clothing
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    Will.i.am at LAX. OMG that’s LOL!

  26. Farrah Abraham Posing With Fan
    ThisWillHurt
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    Farrah Abraham has fans in the same respect that Paris Hilton has fans.

  27. Paz De La Huerta Sweaty Drunk LAX
    Cock Dr
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    It’s like she fell asleep in the tanning booth with an IV drip of gin.
    In that context it’s admirable that she’s even upright and garbed.

  28. Michael Douglas Old Face Tuxedo Behind The Candelabra Screening Cannes
    Johnny P!
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    ‘Arvel Llangoghlen’ is the nickname Catherine Zeta-Jones gave to her multi-speed/gyrating/tongue-action-stimulating vibrator in honor of the strapping, fit young Welsh coal miner she gave up to marry Michael Douglas to live in various luxury homes and win n Oscar for Chicago.
    In related news, she has been given a ‘free pass’ from rehab while Michael is in Cannes promoting ‘Behind the Candelabra’.

  29. Kelly Brook Nipples Cleavage Lorraine High Street Fashion Awards
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    Something tells me homeboy is a bigger fan of buttfucking than he is Teen Mom.

  30. Joel Edgerton Full Beard Alexis Blake Cleavage The Great Gatsby Premiere Sydney
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    Did his ear just cum itself?

  31. Kelly Brook Nipples Cleavage Lorraine High Street Fashion Awards
    Batu Khan
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    A delight as always.

  32. Tara Reid Cleavage Gross Knees Fast & Furious 6 Premiere
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    I wish I was joking. but if she climbed into my bed I would not kick her out. Oh YE GODS help me.

    • Rob

      Fuck the gods, you’ll need the help of medical professionals if that one ever wanders into your bed. You’ll probably also need like $150, plus an extra $50 if you want her to act into it.

  33. George DiCaprio Leonardo DiCaprio Father Cannes
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    So my theory is correct: His father is a sorcerer and has been getting him chicks and making him stay young…
    Not able to get him that oscar though yet huh?

  34. Amy Poehler Cleavage Ill Fitting Dress 38th Annual Gracie Awards Gala
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    I like Amy, but this looks like someone squeezed the toothpaste from the bottom of the tube.

  35. Paris Hilton Cleavage Crystal Headpiece De Grisogono Party Cannes
    Mr. Poop
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    her eyes are looking in two different directions

  36. Tara Reid Cleavage Gross Knees Fast & Furious 6 Premiere
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    You know your film sucks if you have to trot Tara Reid out for promotion.

  37. Michael Douglas Old Face Tuxedo Behind The Candelabra Screening Cannes
    Batu Khan
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    Do I look like my dad yet?… How about now?

  38. Farrah Abraham Posing With Fan
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    Even the tie-dye on this guy’s shirt is shifting away from her…

  39. Tara Reid Cleavage Gross Knees Fast & Furious 6 Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    Nobody seems to notice she’s there. That ad for Dodge is more compelling and attractive.

  40. Farrah Abraham Posing With Fan
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    Thank you for the photo fine black man, but if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to film a new anal movie.

  41. Dennis Rodman Dickprint Crotch Bulge
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    Nothin’ but net.

  42. Tara Reid Cleavage Gross Knees Fast & Furious 6 Premiere
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    Are the black ribbons there to disguise where the marionette strings are attached?

  43. George DiCaprio Leonardo DiCaprio Father Cannes
    Johnny P!
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    Fuuuuuck… they’re making another Harry potter movie?!?
    Okay, so who’s the villain this time, and where does his ‘evil turbaned henchman’ come into play?

  44. Dennis Rodman Dickprint Crotch Bulge
    Cock Dr
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    Shall I compare thee to a towel rack?

  45. Paz De La Huerta Sweaty Drunk LAX
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    Wonderful, she spawned an arm to hold a camera and document her drunkenness…

  46. Sharon Stone No Make Up Roberto Cacalli Yacht Cannes
    Greg
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    Madonna looks awesome.

  47. Paz De La Huerta Sweaty Drunk LAX
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Hey! Your music video SUCKS!”

  48. Jessica Alba Cash Warren Darth Vader Strangle Instagram
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Sorry, I was aiming for your boobs. Can I try again?”

  49. Michelle Rodriguez Derpface Fast & Furious 6 Premiere
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    She just came… Good thing sperm blends in with the dress…

  50. George DiCaprio Leonardo DiCaprio Father Cannes
    Batu Khan
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    Rip Torn has a brother and he’s working in Vegas?!

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