The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.21.14

May 21st, 2014 // 367 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we’re already seeing the sharp fall-off of an approaching holiday weekend, and/or the entire paparazzi is busy booking European helicopter rentals for the most beautiful, honest and real wedding of all time. And if you thought that was going to link to the midnight ceremony Fish and I may or may not have had at a True Detective-themed B&B, sorry to disappoint. We’re very private people. Instead, please enjoy this daily offering of spandexed buttocks and the only pic of Maria Menounos‘ face that doesn’t include her butt I will ever put in here. I promise.

There’s a Final Five and a bonus gallery today. It’s our wedding gift to you guys. Enjoy,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Sand Covered Bikini Instagram
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    Someone (me) should brush the sand off her ass.

  2. Fawaz Gruosi Hugging Antonio Banderas 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival De Grisogono Party
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    “Let go, already. I’m getting light-headed!”

  3. Sarah Silverman Nipples Tight Dress
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    Her breasts ARE great…I’d grope them so long as she didn’t attempt to be funny.

  4. Dakota Fanning Creepy Face Butt Tight Pants Night Moves Premiere
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    I’d give her my ‘Super 8′.

    (Yes I know that was the other Fanning.)

  5. Mario Lopez Getting Nose Powdered Extra
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    “So Sugar Ray and I were standing no more than a foot apart, face to face, getting ready to rumble, when suddenly he grabs my ears and bites my nose. I mean, what the fuck?”

  6. Mario Lopez Getting Nose Powdered Extra
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    All I did was lean in for a little bit of brown sugar and the son-of-a-bitchin Sugar Ray head-butted me!

  7. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
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    I’m becoming fond of her fanny.

  8. Selena Gomez Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    I approve

  9. Maryna Linchuk Nipple No Shirt Under Jacket 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival De Grisogono Party
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    Wait… why even bother with the big cutout up front?

  10. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
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    I want a daily calendar with pictures of her ass

  11. Maria Menounos Blowjob Face Extra
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    That is one long fucking pubic hair.

  12. LeAnn Rimes Nipples No Bra Eddie Cibrian Bacardi Loud And Untameable Live Event
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    You could land a 747 on that chest

  13. Maria Menounos Blowjob Face Extra
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    “I warned you to rinse your mouth out before we left…”

  14. Abigail Ratchford Bikini Raquel Rischard Photo Shoot
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    …and I’m spent.

  15. Dakota Fanning Creepy Face Butt Tight Pants Night Moves Premiere
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    Wow, hot ass

  16. Macaulay Culkin Scruffy Beard Plaid Shirt Around Waist
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    He went to London because he figured it would be the best place to learn to speak English.

  17. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
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    There’s the face. Wasn’t needed.

  18. Maria Menounos Blowjob Face Extra
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    I love it that she likes getting choked while fuckin…my kinda girl….and she does anal

  19. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Sand Covered Bikini Instagram
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    Bar’s mother (née Tzipi Levine) was a model back in the 70′s and was also a fucking knockout.

  20. Petra Nemcova Cleavage Two Days One Night Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
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    ALL TOGETHER NOW, in four-part harmony…♫ ♪ YUMMmmm! ♫ ♪

  21. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West Trenchcoat
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    “Got my niggas in Paris and they going gorillas, huh.”

  22. Adrien Brody Lara Lieto Balcony Make Out Cannes
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    When she first met him, she thought he was wearing a pair of Groucho Marx glasses with the fake nose. Little did she know…

  23. Macaulay Culkin Scruffy Beard Plaid Shirt Around Waist
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    Courtney Love called, she wants Kurt’s clothes back

  24. Dakota Fanning Creepy Face Butt Tight Pants Night Moves Premiere
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    GREAT ASS!!! Yow…

  25. Anastacia Looking At Womans Butt El Hormiguero
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    “Omigod, I don’t think that’s how you spell count.

  26. Maryna Linchuk Nipple No Shirt Under Jacket 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival De Grisogono Party
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    “I’ve got $522 bid…do I hear $525…???”

  27. Jamie Lynn Sigler Cleavage Bra Legs See Through Shirt Bacardi Loud And Untameable Live Event
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    I have to marvel at how Hollywood arranges to have ancillary activities for the celebs who weren’t invited to the A-List happenings.

  28. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants
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    How do we know that’s Vanessa Hudgens? Her legs aren’t even spread.

  29. Cara Delevingne Side Boob 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival De Grisogono Party
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    Heyyy…this is the dyke with the funny French name whose pussy Michelle Rodriguez was nuzzling. Well I’ll be go to hell!

  30. Coco Lifting Sister Up With Legs Instagram
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    From this angle, at any rate, Coco’s sister looks pretty damn good.

  31. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West Trenchcoat
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    blah blah blah *something racist*, blah blah blah *fish exposes history of IP address*

  32. Macaulay Culkin Scruffy Beard Plaid Shirt Around Waist
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    he quit bathing because parts of him still smell like Mila Kunis

  33. Adrien Brody Lara Lieto Balcony Make Out Cannes
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    Lara? that’s a funny way to spell “Jared”

  34. Sarah Silverman Nipples Tight Dress
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    Be honest, how many of you were looking at the tits long before you realized it was Sarah Silverman, and then had a brief talk with your penis about whether it was still ok or not.

  35. Jamie Lynn Sigler Cleavage Bra Legs See Through Shirt Bacardi Loud And Untameable Live Event
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    I actually thought “she looks a little like that girl from Sopranos, but fatter”.

  36. Jennifer Lopez Messy Hair
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    Sigh…she really is just another Mexican with a fat ass underneath all that glitz and glamour.

  37. Fawaz Gruosi Hugging Antonio Banderas 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival De Grisogono Party
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    *snap*
    “Sshh, ssshhh… go into the night my, let the darkness wash over you.”

  38. Dakota Fanning Creepy Face Butt Tight Pants Night Moves Premiere
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    “I’d tap that!” said the Cat in the Hat.

  39. Anastacia Looking At Womans Butt El Hormiguero
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    ‘Oh myyyy goodness! That hemorrhoid looks like a concord grape!’

  40. Bruce Jenner Wrinkly Neck LAX
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    Why does he always look like he is wrapped in Saranwrap?

  41. Maryna Linchuk Nipple No Shirt Under Jacket 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival De Grisogono Party
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    Thank your for bringing Maryna Linchuk to my attention Photoboy. Now get more boob.

  42. Jamie Lynn Sigler Cleavage Bra Legs See Through Shirt Bacardi Loud And Untameable Live Event
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    Isn’t she already married and divorced?

  43. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West Trenchcoat
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    “Hold on girl…Did we leave the baby in baggage claim again?”

  44. Coco Lifting Sister Up With Legs Instagram
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    I’ve seen the future and it’s pornographic circus acts.

  45. Macaulay Culkin Scruffy Beard Plaid Shirt Around Waist
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    That jacket is size 6X

  46. Mario Lopez Getting Nose Powdered Extra
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    “Dammit Hector! These aren’t make up pads, They’re the sopapillas from my lunch!”

  47. Bruce Jenner Wrinkly Neck LAX
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    Bruce Jennder….less.

  48. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Sand Covered Bikini Instagram
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    “I don’t usually lay around wearing almost nothing at all… Wait, yes I do.”

  49. Kelsey Grammer Panama Hat Kayte Walsh Bikini Pregnant Belly Balcony Cannes
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    Your move, Alec.

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