The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.21.14

May 21st, 2014 // 367 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we’re already seeing the sharp fall-off of an approaching holiday weekend, and/or the entire paparazzi is busy booking European helicopter rentals for the most beautiful, honest and real wedding of all time. And if you thought that was going to link to the midnight ceremony Fish and I may or may not have had at a True Detective-themed B&B, sorry to disappoint. We’re very private people. Instead, please enjoy this daily offering of spandexed buttocks and the only pic of Maria Menounos‘ face that doesn’t include her butt I will ever put in here. I promise.

There’s a Final Five and a bonus gallery today. It’s our wedding gift to you guys. Enjoy,

- Photo Boy

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

superficial

  1. Selena Gomez Cleavage Bikini Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    In spite of the Maple taint, I still like her. She must be a complete idiot, but there’s still a soft spot in my heart and a hard part in my pants for her.

  2. Anastacia Looking At Womans Butt El Hormiguero
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m all for colon cancer public awareness campaigns, but this live colonoscopy stuff is getting out of hand.

  3. Adrien Brody Lara Lieto Balcony Make Out Cannes
    Natty Ice
    Commented on this photo:

    Did he just propose?

  4. Dakota Fanning Creepy Face Butt Tight Pants Night Moves Premiere
    tom
    Commented on this photo:

    I like these kind of thigs.

  5. Jennifer Lopez Messy Hair
    Commented on this photo:

    Yep, that’s about what I expected.

  6. Mario Lopez Getting Nose Powdered Extra
    Commented on this photo:

    Forget his nose, you should wipe out his shorts from yesterday’s picture with Sugar Ray.

  7. Sarah Silverman Nipples Tight Dress
    brick
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey Sarah, you’ve got a white thread on your hemline that’s really distracting…oh and BTW, your tits look awesome!

  8. Coco Lifting Sister Up With Legs Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    Coco’s sister was grown in lab to provide transplantable tissue for her ass and titties.

  9. Maria Menounos Blowjob Face Extra
    Commented on this photo:

    heh heh… *snicker*… huh huh huh….

    (The first thing that came to my mind)

  10. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Sand Covered Bikini Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    So it’s not just candid photography on Instagram anymore? Or does she have a small billboard sticking out of her ass?

  11. Maria Menounos Blowjob Face Extra
    Commented on this photo:

    If this reversed shit on clothing items is designed for selfies in front of a mirror, we should all kill ourselves now.

  12. Jamie Lynn Sigler Cleavage Bra Legs See Through Shirt Bacardi Loud And Untameable Live Event
    Johnny Sack
    Commented on this photo:

    what up Meadow Soprano!

  13. Jennifer Lopez Messy Hair
    Commented on this photo:

    I loved you in “Showgirls.”

  14. Selena Gomez Cleavage Bikini Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    Not even the entire ocean wash away the stain of willingly being with BBare. RUINED!!!

  15. Abigail Ratchford Bikini Raquel Rischard Photo Shoot
    Johnny Sack
    Commented on this photo:

    those are some large mammeries

  16. Hugh Laurie Jumping Split Copper Bottom Band Tour
    Commented on this photo:

    Is… Is that backup singer in some sort of costume?

  17. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West Trenchcoat
    Commented on this photo:

    “Baby I gotta pee pee”
    “This way to the restroom, my love”

  18. Jennifer Lopez Messy Hair
    Commented on this photo:

    Jenny from the shock?

  19. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s something new and different. Still a great ass.

  20. Mario Lopez Getting Nose Powdered Extra
    Commented on this photo:

    “Damn it, Luis. I told you not to apply too much. I don’t want to look TOO Mexican”

  21. Danica McKellar MIdriff Butt Spandex Dress Dancing With The Stars Season 18 Official Wrap Party
    Commented on this photo:

    She is so beautiful. I’d be in dat ass all day, every day.

  22. Maria Menounos Blowjob Face Extra
    Commented on this photo:

    My favorite girl with my favorite expression.

  23. Mario Lopez Getting Nose Powdered Extra
    Commented on this photo:

    Let me just wipe my cum off your nose.

  24. Earvin Johnson III Scarf Gay Drink
    Commented on this photo:

    Seems like the only thing this one can dunk is a doughnut. Amirite?

  25. Hugh Laurie Jumping Split Copper Bottom Band Tour
    Commented on this photo:

    This man is too awesome for words.

  26. Maria Menounos Blowjob Face Extra
    Commented on this photo:

    Let the photoshopping begin!

  27. Jennifer Lopez Messy Hair
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t get too close to celebrities. They start to come apart during short range viewing.

  28. LeAnn Rimes Nipples No Bra Eddie Cibrian Bacardi Loud And Untameable Live Event
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she jealous of Tori’s gaping chest hole? Is that what she’s going for?

  29. Fawaz Gruosi Hugging Antonio Banderas 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival De Grisogono Party
    Commented on this photo:

    5 seconds later, he snapped his neck.

  30. Earvin Johnson III Scarf Gay Drink
    Commented on this photo:

    Zero fucks given.

    God bless him.

  31. Anastacia Looking At Womans Butt El Hormiguero
    Commented on this photo:

    Are they searching for the actual hormiguerro?

  32. Jennifer Lopez Messy Hair
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks so….plain.

  33. Bruce Jenner Wrinkly Neck LAX
    Commented on this photo:

    Martina Navratalova has more testosterone in her system than him…

  34. Maryna Linchuk Nipple No Shirt Under Jacket 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival De Grisogono Party
    Commented on this photo:

    Dayum…

  35. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s got a great ass and she knows how to use it.

  36. Selena Gomez Cleavage Bikini Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought “wow hot, I’d hit that,” and “damn she looks just like my Mexican cousin,” and I am not completely sure what order I thought those in. Sign.

  37. Abigail Ratchford Bikini Raquel Rischard Photo Shoot
    Commented on this photo:

    UNLEASH THE KRAKEN!!!!!!!!

    Ed. By Kraken I mean boobs.

  38. Maryna Linchuk Nipple No Shirt Under Jacket 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival De Grisogono Party
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s what I expect to see at Cannes. If a woman has the tits for it why not surround them with sparkles and show them off?

  39. Maria Menounos Blowjob Face Extra
    Commented on this photo:

    My life is complete. I can die happy now.

  40. Coco Lifting Sister Up With Legs Instagram
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I like Coco. She’s funny.

  41. Abigail Ratchford Bikini Raquel Rischard Photo Shoot
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Smaller would have been better. Those are silly.

  42. Macaulay Culkin Scruffy Beard Plaid Shirt Around Waist
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this 1992?

  43. Petra Nemcova Cleavage Two Days One Night Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    Still beautiful.

  44. Jennifer Lopez Messy Hair
    Commented on this photo:

    Oooh. Looks like Jenny’s been around the block a few times too many.

  45. Maria Menounos Blowjob Face Extra
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks better from behind.

  46. Earvin Johnson III Scarf Gay Drink
    Commented on this photo:

    Who told Jonah Hill to do blackface? He should never make a bet ever again.

  47. Sarah Silverman Nipples Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks great. Especially her tits. I would.

  48. Macaulay Culkin Scruffy Beard Plaid Shirt Around Waist
    Commented on this photo:

    Go home. Alone.

  49. LeAnn Rimes Nipples No Bra Eddie Cibrian Bacardi Loud And Untameable Live Event
    Commented on this photo:

    Eddie’s thought bubble: “I left Brandi for this shit?”

  50. Jennifer Lopez Messy Hair
    Commented on this photo:

    Now THAT’S Jenny from the block

Leave A Comment