The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.20.15

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, a full gallery thanks to Cannes still going strong and by that I mean Emily Blunt made this face at Josh Brolin, then put her butt in this dress for a premiere. Including both of those pics was a professional decision I made at my job today. Right after that decision, I saw Hoda Kotb and thought “HA! She looks like she’s pooping,” and then I saw Prince Charles and thought “HA! He looks like he’s pooping!” You get the idea. Anyway, later this month money will go into my bank account for this and that’s how you know magic exists in this world, kids. End of lesson.

Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty