The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.16.12

May 16th, 2012 // 478 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we embrace Hump Day as hard as these two probably did seconds after this picture was taken. To be clear, the implication is that they had gay sex. Anyway we’ve also got Suzanne Somers still selling Thighmasters, Chloe Sevigny working her corner and willing to cut a bitch for stealing her john, and Katherine Heigl out enjoying beautiful Los Angeles with her usual pleasant demeanor.

Bill Murray is and always will be the shit,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Nicki Minaj Butt Tight Pants
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    “My flash isnt working, so can you take the glasses off so the picture shows eyes AND teeth?”

  2. Amber Portwood Mugshot
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    “Just not in my eye, OK?”

  3. Goldie Hawn Nipples
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    Goldie’s looking for those Hawns

  4. Suzanne Somers Upskirt Legs Extra
    bsauce
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    That was a hell of a queef.

  5. Chloe Sevigny Legs Tight Minidress Boots
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Bitch, take off my favourite colour before you taint it irrevocably!

  6. Bruno Tonioli Mario Lopez
    Bob
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    Nope, nothing gay going on here.

  7. Joel Madden Giraffe
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    What is Sarah Jessica Parker doing photo bombing this father-daughter moment?

  8. Katherine Heigl Cleavage Bitch Face
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    There are a set of curtains missing from a Holiday Inn.

  9. Bill Murray Plaid Jacket Cannes
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    Not a single fuck was given this day…..

  10. Chloe Sevigny Legs Tight Minidress Boots
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    She does nothing for me. *Next*

  11. Betty White Uggie Friars Club Roast
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    One of those bitches is 630 years old in dog years.

  12. Josh Hutcherson Nose Bandage
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    Is this some new Hollywood fad wear stars pay thousands of dollars to a doctor to quit cocaine?

  13. Amber Portwood Mugshot
    Kannon
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    She looks like Sasha Grey If she had drowned in the Tokyo tsunami.

  14. Bill Murray Plaid Jacket Cannes
    Steelerchick
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    Borrowed the jacket from Don Cherry??

  15. Amber Portwood Mugshot
    Steelerchick
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    Mom of the year, Stoned to the bone.

  16. David Beckham
    bigalkie
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    Run Bullwinkle! It’s Snidely Whiplash!

  17. Tom Jones
    bigalkie
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    In the seventies.. It was panties.. Now his fans throw depends.. and he’s catching

  18. Bill Murray Plaid Jacket Cannes
    bigalkie
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    Kingpin Part 2

  19. Bruno Tonioli Mario Lopez
    bigalkie
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    “No Shit..John Travolta’s at our glory hole”

  20. Betty White Uggie Friars Club Roast
    bigalkie
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    Dear Betty,

    You have outlived 99% of the people on the planet so I shouldn’t be giving you longevity lessons, but did you know that dogs eat shit?Lots of germs in shit.

  21. Amy Childs Cleavage Glittered Body Suit
    bigalkie
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    Insert Katie Price Head Here

  22. Will Smith Hurdles
    Triscuit
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    “And you guys, watch this one, I call this the ‘New Carlton’ “

  23. Vanessa Paradis
    Mama Pinkus
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    Karl Malden / Sarah Michelle Gellar nose

  24. Betty White Uggie Friars Club Roast
    navvet
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    Betty White obviously doesn’t know the answer to why does a dog lick his balls……because he can!!!!

  25. Candice Swanepoel Legs Dress Bike Ride
    Nina
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    She looks better here than she does in the catalogs.

  26. Bill Murray Plaid Jacket Cannes
    PRSummer
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    Bill Murray is probably the only celebrity I would want to hang out with. He’s f-ing awesome.

  27. Chris Pine Isla Fisher
    Raaaaaaaa
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    he looks impressed – wait ’till he sees kim’s microphone talents..

  28. Vanessa Paradis
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    I totally still would.

  29. Chris Pine Isla Fisher
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    That’s the look of a man fondly remembering the days of ass fucking Olivia Munn.

  30. Katie Price Cleavage
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    The boots killed it.

  31. Geri Halliwell Cleavage
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    Still very fuckable.

  32. Nicki Minaj Butt Tight Pants
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    I love Nicki.

  33. Amber Portwood Mugshot
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    Anybody else in favour of mandatory sterilisation for some people?

  34. Chris Pine Isla Fisher
    Kat
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    Chris Pine is here? I’ve got to spend more time hanging around the red carpet; I haven’t seen any of these people.

  35. Joel Madden Giraffe
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    I would be frightened too if that was my dad.

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