The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.16.12

May 16th, 2012 // 478 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we embrace Hump Day as hard as these two probably did seconds after this picture was taken. To be clear, the implication is that they had gay sex. Anyway we’ve also got Suzanne Somers still selling Thighmasters, Chloe Sevigny working her corner and willing to cut a bitch for stealing her john, and Katherine Heigl out enjoying beautiful Los Angeles with her usual pleasant demeanor.

Bill Murray is and always will be the shit,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Nicki Minaj Butt Tight Pants
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    just die in a goddamn fire already.

  2. Tom Jones
    Jill
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    Who’s got two thumbs and kinda looks like the guy from the Dos Equis commercials? This guy, right here!

  3. Betty White Uggie Friars Club Roast
    dooood
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    i wonder if she’d know the difference if they told her it was tom jones

  4. Emma Roberts Legs Pale Skin Short Shorts
    The Rosetta Stone
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    She’s cute. And I like her legs. A lot.

  5. Joel Madden Giraffe
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    “I said you’ve some neck telling the kid you’re a singer”

  6. Josh Hutcherson Nose Bandage
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    He needs a smaller Breathe Right Nasal Strip.

  7. Geri Halliwell Cleavage
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    Wow. MILF Spice. It really is an aftershave. Or else it SHOULD be.

  8. David Beckham
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    “Gold Bond? Okay. But enough about my portfolio, I’m here to talk about jock itch.”

  9. Tom Jones
    ChickenHawk
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    “Who has two thumbs, and has banged thousands of women since the sixties? Me, Tom Jones.”

  10. Will Smith Hurdles
    Swearin
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    You’ll never catch up to him, gay thoughts!

  11. Nicki Minaj Butt Tight Pants
    dooood
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    it’s ok doc, most untalented, ‘look at me!’ whores fade away eventually

  12. Katie Price Cleavage
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    I’d like to see her with her two carry-ons under my seat, if you know what I mean.

  13. Joel Madden Giraffe
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    That’s not a camel, that’s the whole camel leopard

  14. Joel Madden Giraffe
    EricLr
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    She’s not afraid of the giraffe. She’s afraid daddy has been drinking again.

  15. Joel Madden Giraffe
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    “Watch out for the giraffe, sweety. He wants to bite your arm off at the shoulder. They’ve been known to do that…”

  16. Tom Jones
    DeucePickle
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    Looks like white Bill Cosby is getting too old to make his BLOODS gangsign.

  17. Amy Childs Cleavage Glittered Body Suit
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    She overdid it on the Vajazzle and under did it on the Vagisil.

  18. Katherine Heigl Cleavage Bitch Face
    ChickenHawk
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    That’s the look of someone who suddenly realizes her career is in the toilet.

  19. Vanessa Paradis
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    “I’m not whssssthling! I’m talkingth!”

  20. Geri Halliwell Cleavage
    MisterSuccint
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    The rhinestone neck tie is a nice upgrade.

  21. Katherine Heigl Cleavage Bitch Face
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    On her it looks like a wreath

  22. Suzanne Somers Upskirt Legs Extra
    Cock Dr
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    OMG – Bristol Palin went blonde!

  23. Amy Childs Cleavage Glittered Body Suit
    Commented on this photo:

    Next monthe she’s cuming out with a new one called Vajizzle.

  24. Vanessa Paradis
    Blech
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    Mind the gap.

    Is there anything else to focus on here?

  25. Nicki Minaj Butt Tight Pants
    EricLr
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    I bet she had to press the button several times before Siri finally gave in and let her take the picture.

  26. Candice Swanepoel Legs Dress Bike Ride
    uuwi
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    i thought it was coutney stodden from the gold thing on the top of her arm

  27. Tom Jones
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    “Who’s got two thumbs and just banged your grandmother? This guy!”

  28. Amy Childs Cleavage Glittered Body Suit
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    Soon their coming out with them only in black. Gonna call them Vajay-z

  29. Amber Portwood Mugshot
    EricLr
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    Why mommy couldn’t open your present on Mother’s Day.

  30. Amy Childs Cleavage Glittered Body Suit
    dooood
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    nice final five

  31. Suzanne Somers Upskirt Legs Extra
    Sound Off
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    A side effect of a life time of heavy Thigh Master use…freakishly large qweefs!

  32. Goldie Hawn Nipples
    EricLr
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    Somewhere, Kurt Russell is holding a gun in his mouth making a list of pros and cons.

  33. Amy Childs Cleavage Glittered Body Suit
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    And we can’t wait for the ones that will commemorate the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee Celebrations called Vajesty.

  34. Betty White Uggie Friars Club Roast
    ChickenHawk
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    Poor dog just got herpes, and polio, and the plague, and his first-born male son will die… (Get it? Betty White is slutty AND old).

  35. Josh Hutcherson Nose Bandage
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    Cleft palettes are tough on everybody.

  36. Emma Roberts Legs Pale Skin Short Shorts
    EricLr
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    Well at least someone hasn’t fallen under the influence of Tan Mom.

  37. Bruno Tonioli Mario Lopez
    MisterSuccint
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    “We could make a Selena Gomez love child, if it wasn’t for all that silly biology stuff.”

  38. Josh Hutcherson Nose Bandage
    popwilleatitself
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    Can’t handle his scotch.

  39. Josh Hutcherson Nose Bandage
    MisterSuccint
    Commented on this photo:

    I give McCaulay Culkin “Jesus Juice” one time, yada yada yada, now my nose is falling off.

  40. Chloe Sevigny Legs Tight Minidress Boots
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    “Who do I gotta blow to get in to this joint? Oh, door’s open.”

  41. Amy Childs Cleavage Glittered Body Suit
    ChickenHawk
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    I didn’t realized they already had a sexbot prototype!

  42. Betty White Uggie Friars Club Roast
    uuwi
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    that is so gross

    i hate dogs

  43. David Beckham
    Cock Dr
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    He looks like he hasn’t slept since 1999.

  44. Betty White Uggie Friars Club Roast
    I'mCool
    Commented on this photo:

    That dog is so classy, he insists his fluffer wear a jacket before helping him give Betty White a pearl necklace.

  45. Bill Murray Plaid Jacket Cannes
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    “You should see the pictures I got of Glasgow. No one even knew I was there”

  46. Tom Jones
    Cock Dr
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    Apparently when he sings women go blind & stupid.
    Fascinating.

  47. Betty White Uggie Friars Club Roast
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    ok, let’s see here, right click, save image as, print, 1, 5×7, and OK.

  48. Lady Gaga No Pants Fishnets Bedazzled Jacked Hat
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    Not pictured: japanese girls yelling “PELLIS HIRTON!”

  49. Nicki Minaj Butt Tight Pants
    I'mCool
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    The fat chick is gonna be sad when she finds out there’s no Jiffy-pop in that hat.

  50. Amy Childs Cleavage Glittered Body Suit
    metoo
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    She looks like a ‘real doll’.

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