The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.16.12

May 16th, 2012 // 478 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we embrace Hump Day as hard as these two probably did seconds after this picture was taken. To be clear, the implication is that they had gay sex. Anyway we’ve also got Suzanne Somers still selling Thighmasters, Chloe Sevigny working her corner and willing to cut a bitch for stealing her john, and Katherine Heigl out enjoying beautiful Los Angeles with her usual pleasant demeanor.

Bill Murray is and always will be the shit,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Chris Pine Isla Fisher
    EricLr
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    Well, in Cannes they say – that Pine’s small penis grew three sizes that day.

  2. Lady Gaga No Pants Fishnets Bedazzled Jacked Hat
    it had to be said
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    She’s wearing Coco, but it ain’t Chanel.

  3. Candice Swanepoel Legs Dress Bike Ride
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    Is there a way to make tea from a bicycle seat?

  4. Josh Hutcherson Nose Bandage
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    Penis eye injury protector?

  5. Nicki Minaj Butt Tight Pants
    it had to be said
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    Rosie, what are you thinking?

  6. Nicki Minaj Butt Tight Pants
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    My kids are never gonna believe I met George Clinton…

  7. Will Smith Hurdles
    dooood
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    aaaaaaaaaand JAZZ HANDS!!

  8. Suzanne Somers Upskirt Legs Extra
    EricLr
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    Somewhere there is a ten-year-old boy who just wishes grandma would stick to baking cookies.

  9. Will Smith Hurdles
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    Looks like Will actually took a few too many punches while making “Ali.”

  10. Tom Jones
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    He looks like every dude sitting in the back of a 1970s era steakhouse. You know the ones with the red naugahyde booths.

  11. Betty White Uggie Friars Club Roast
    metoo
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    “Luke, you were right about me”…

  12. David Beckham
    EricLr
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    Why yes, I am about to play a Nazi in a movie. How did you know?

  13. Joel Madden Giraffe
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    Do I smell a new meme?! SAD GIRAFFE PHOTO BOMB.

  14. Joel Madden Giraffe
    me
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    “daddy daddy.. RUN!! auntie Paris is trying to get us!!

  15. Candice Swanepoel Legs Dress Bike Ride
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    I figured she was too dumb to ride a bike.

  16. Candice Swanepoel Legs Dress Bike Ride
    Cock Dr
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    The guy driving the car is gay…that’s the only explanation.

  17. Geri Halliwell Cleavage
    Bonky
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    The French call it Décolletage.

  18. Vanessa Paradis
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    I hear she had her dentist put that space between her front teeth so she’d have a place to keep her iPod.

  19. Tom Jones
    EricLr
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    Morgan Freeman was really generous to give him that kidney. But there were unintended side effects…

  20. Suzanne Somers Upskirt Legs Extra
    dooood
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    is it me or is this the same shot christie brinkley had a week ago?

  21. Goldie Hawn Nipples
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m starting to wonder why her and Kurt Russell are never on the same continent.

  22. Geri Halliwell Cleavage
    EricLr
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    Old Spice

  23. Amber Portwood Mugshot
    metoo
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    She looks like a pig… and a shitty mom.

    • karlito

      and before the year is over she’ll be in jail for abusing her husband/boyfriend again. what a fat ugly cow. some people should have their tubes tied.

  24. David Beckham
    dooood
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    “i’m so toasted right now!”

  25. Goldie Hawn Nipples
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    Oh god DAMN it, grandma, put a fucking bra on.

    • Cock Dr

      It seems as if the right of senior women to go braless is indeed the sagging hill she’s going to die on.

  26. Katherine Heigl Cleavage Bitch Face
    EricLr
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    Never in history has a dress so contrasted with the personality of the wearer.

  27. Tom Jones
    dooood
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    some sort of british gang sign??

  28. Chris Pine Isla Fisher
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    I’d like to make a sushi roll out of Isla Fisher’s goodies and eat Japanese food for the rest of my life.

  29. Bill Murray Plaid Jacket Cannes
    EricLr
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    If you relax your eyes and stare at the jacket long enough, you’ll see a time when Bill Murray was still funny.

  30. Goldie Hawn Nipples
    metoo
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    10 & 2 became 7 & 5. :(

  31. Tom Jones
    Govt. Cheese
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    Prepping for your date with Tannorexic Mom I see! Give her the shocker bro.

  32. David Beckham
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    Nice beard, d’Artagnan.

  33. Geri Halliwell Cleavage
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    dude. retarded?

  34. Chloe Sevigny Legs Tight Minidress Boots
    EricLr
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    Hey look, my character from World of Warcraft is standing behind her!

  35. Emma Roberts Legs Pale Skin Short Shorts
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Why is she incognito? No one is interested unless pale and flat is a fetish I don’t know about.

  36. Suzanne Somers Upskirt Legs Extra
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    Time flies. Beauty flies away.

  37. Joel Madden Giraffe
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    There are less than10 douche eating giraffes left in the wild.

  38. Bruno Tonioli Mario Lopez
    EricLr
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    Okay, on the count of three…one…two…three..TOP!!

  39. Bruno Tonioli Mario Lopez
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    “I can see your paso doble in those jeans!”

  40. David Beckham
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    What’s the draw? I don’t get it.

  41. Bill Murray Plaid Jacket Cannes
    dooood
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    if you can’t beat em, join em

  42. Josh Hutcherson Nose Bandage
    EricLr
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    He only brings out the Hitler stash for special ladies.

  43. Josh Hutcherson Nose Bandage
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    Must be saving valuable boogers for Hunger Games fans.

  44. Katie Price Cleavage
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    If you can’t get Vegas to visit the Grand Tetons, get the Grand Tetons to visit Vegas.

  45. Bill Murray Plaid Jacket Cannes
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    fuckin love that guy.

  46. Chloe Sevigny Legs Tight Minidress Boots
    dooood
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    i know she’s a bit weird lookin and i’ll probably get a lot of thumbs down but i’d have sex with that.

  47. Will Smith Hurdles
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    This looks more like the preview to a Jesse Jackson biopic.

  48. Tom Jones
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    Preparing to remove his dentures.

  49. Bruno Tonioli Mario Lopez
    dooood
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    good for them…

    remember when a.c. slater was a badass??
    damn actors…

    • kimmykimkim

      I don’t think he really was, we were all just young and stupid and bought into it. I just remember always thinking he was the gay one.

  50. Lady Gaga No Pants Fishnets Bedazzled Jacked Hat
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    just die in a goddamn fire already.

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      thumb me down again, kimmy, and you’re getting spanked. errr, and you’re not getting spanked.

      • Crissy

        I REALLY HATE LADY GAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • kimmykimkim

        Well shit, Beef! Now I don’t know what to do. So, if I don’t thumb it down, that means I WILL get a spanking? It’s ok Beef, I know you hate her. We’ve had this discussion multiple times and we’re never going to agree on it. And I’m ok with that ;o) Now about that spanking, please make sure both my buttcheeks get the same amount of attention. I’ll meet you behind the building in 15 minutes!

      • kimmykimkim

        And hey, that wasn’t me that thumbed you down! I’ll just thumb down Crissy instead! Sorry, crissy! Hehehe.

      • Crissy

        You can thumb me anytime… ;)

      • kimmykimkim

        Crissy! HAHAHAHAHA!!

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