Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we embrace Hump Day as hard as these two probably did seconds after this picture was taken. To be clear, the implication is that they had gay sex. Anyway we’ve also got Suzanne Somers still selling Thighmasters, Chloe Sevigny working her corner and willing to cut a bitch for stealing her john, and Katherine Heigl out enjoying beautiful Los Angeles with her usual pleasant demeanor.
Bill Murray is and always will be the shit,
- Photo Boy
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“This is what I do when Jada’s in the way”…
What you are seeing is currently the most valuable bicycle seat in New York
Another graduate of The Richard Simmons Track School
Ewww! Thetans!
Another tragic story of a pet eating its deceased owner….
Its the only tongue she gets these days!
Oh Chrissy Snow…you delightful old whore!
guess she has been off the thigh-master for a few decades by the look of it
Must be that new invisible floss.
“Basic salad-tossing technique”.
She looks like the love-child of Alicia Silverstone and “Sloth” from The Goonies.
Best comment ever. “HEY YOU GUUUUUUUYS!”
Wanted to vote for this, but the icon was inactive/not registering. This has to be the best comment.
Such joy
she’s waiting for the day she turns 50 so her age will match up with the style of clothes she wears.
She’s smiling on the inside?
“You’re really going to go home and fuck Borat. Over Captain Kirk. This never would have happened if Photo Boy had gotten the role.”
Brown-noser :)
I just have to bet that off-camera, the guy is a gigantic prick.
You know, I heard a story about him (with pics) just hanging out with random group of fans at a karaoke bar and singing and having a good time. I think he might be a cool guy in real life.
I just have to bet that you are a gigantic prick all the time.
Whats this about a giant prick?
I went to school in St. Augustine, Fl where I think he has some interest in a golf course or something. Long story short, many people in the area met him, most said he was a dick, but they were floridians and he’s Bill Murray so my guess is he was a dick, but it was an appropriate response.
Floridiots
He’s a member at my gym, and honestly, his prick is only average. But his balls are ENORMOUS!!
Does anybody else remember Droz from the WWF of the late 90s?
I do. And you’re spot on.
Your pecs are bigger!
NO! Your’s are!
Giggle Giggle
“BACON….BACON….BACON!”
Is that to keep him from poking the straw up his nose?
Quilted jacket made by his new sponsor: United Methodist Women.
She’s what, 87 now? And still hotter than Lindsay Lohan.
I’m willing to bet that “flower” in the middle is just a re-shaped paparazzo blood stain.
Pine remembering advice from his father: “Alright, son. If you get nervous, just imagine that the Mic is your penis.”
Mary Poppins, you’ve changed!
He’s used to jumping over Tom….
It’s really tough to out-weird Tokyo.
She looks so much better without makeup.
LOL!
Looks like he’s auditioning for the Urkel movie.
Dress: Hit
Person wearing it: Miss
Nice hat shithead!
What? They don’t make bras in her age?
Priorities. First she needs to cover her arms.
The Fresh Prance of Bel-Air
This one.
That poor girl in the back… What has been seen cannot be unseen…
Er…the poor girl in the back could stand to have Suzanne Somers’s thighs over her own.
Thighmaster indeed.
She needs a little Thigh Plaster™.
Will these work on my peen?
Try it and get back to us with a full report.
Well, they worked but I had to buy seven kits…(wink).
I’ll bet they made masturbation a bit dicey.
Geez, they’re making Men In Black hurdles now?
That other hand is definitely in his pants. No doubt.
Does Jennifer Love Hewitt know this bitch stole her idea?!?!?
LET’S MOVE…. our hand slowly down to our crotch…
When did Murray become a prop comic . . .
No, Tom. That’s not the Shocker. No wonder she got pissed.
Smart kid. Dumb dad.
A genuinely unpleasant and unappealing puke whore.
Suddenly, the giraffe looks like a better parent to that child…
I’d have loved to see the business plan she submitted.
(1) Make jewelry for vagina;
(2) Get nakkid;
(3) Profit!
Looks like the fashion industry has embraced meth chic.
At least one of them is out and proud…
What kind of a tool makes a jacket out of the AIDS quilt?
You really think there’s that much plaid in the AIDS Quilt? Girl, please!
Hey, Bones, who’s your friend behind you.
Too bad the trademark for Old Spice is taken.
OLE DOUCHE isn’t though…
Gay sex is 3 . . . 2 . . . Travolta arrives . . . NOW . . . 1 . . .