The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.16.12

May 16th, 2012 // 478 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we embrace Hump Day as hard as these two probably did seconds after this picture was taken. To be clear, the implication is that they had gay sex. Anyway we’ve also got Suzanne Somers still selling Thighmasters, Chloe Sevigny working her corner and willing to cut a bitch for stealing her john, and Katherine Heigl out enjoying beautiful Los Angeles with her usual pleasant demeanor.

Bill Murray is and always will be the shit,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. gogo

    cacaaaaaaaat

  2. Will Smith Hurdles
    metoo
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    “This is what I do when Jada’s in the way”…

  3. Candice Swanepoel Legs Dress Bike Ride
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    What you are seeing is currently the most valuable bicycle seat in New York

  4. Will Smith Hurdles
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    Another graduate of The Richard Simmons Track School

  5. Will Smith Hurdles
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    Ewww! Thetans!

  6. Betty White Uggie Friars Club Roast
    JC
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    Another tragic story of a pet eating its deceased owner….

  7. Suzanne Somers Upskirt Legs Extra
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    Oh Chrissy Snow…you delightful old whore!

  8. Tom Jones
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    Must be that new invisible floss.

  9. Tom Jones
    metoo
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    “Basic salad-tossing technique”.

  10. Vanessa Paradis
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    She looks like the love-child of Alicia Silverstone and “Sloth” from The Goonies.

  11. Katherine Heigl Cleavage Bitch Face
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    Such joy

    • karlito

      she’s waiting for the day she turns 50 so her age will match up with the style of clothes she wears.

  12. Katherine Heigl Cleavage Bitch Face
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    She’s smiling on the inside?

  13. Chris Pine Isla Fisher
    Josephus
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    “You’re really going to go home and fuck Borat. Over Captain Kirk. This never would have happened if Photo Boy had gotten the role.”

  14. Bill Murray Plaid Jacket Cannes
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    I just have to bet that off-camera, the guy is a gigantic prick.

  15. David Beckham
    Josephus
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    Does anybody else remember Droz from the WWF of the late 90s?

  16. Bruno Tonioli Mario Lopez
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    Your pecs are bigger!

    NO! Your’s are!

    Giggle Giggle

  17. Betty White Uggie Friars Club Roast
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    “BACON….BACON….BACON!”

  18. Josh Hutcherson Nose Bandage
    Smapdi
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    Is that to keep him from poking the straw up his nose?

  19. Bill Murray Plaid Jacket Cannes
    metoo
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    Quilted jacket made by his new sponsor: United Methodist Women.

  20. Suzanne Somers Upskirt Legs Extra
    your mom
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    She’s what, 87 now? And still hotter than Lindsay Lohan.

  21. Katherine Heigl Cleavage Bitch Face
    Josephus
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    I’m willing to bet that “flower” in the middle is just a re-shaped paparazzo blood stain.

  22. Chris Pine Isla Fisher
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    Pine remembering advice from his father: “Alright, son. If you get nervous, just imagine that the Mic is your penis.”

  23. Candice Swanepoel Legs Dress Bike Ride
    it had to be said
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    Mary Poppins, you’ve changed!

  24. Will Smith Hurdles
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    He’s used to jumping over Tom….

  25. Lady Gaga No Pants Fishnets Bedazzled Jacked Hat
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    It’s really tough to out-weird Tokyo.

  26. Amber Portwood Mugshot
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    She looks so much better without makeup.

    LOL!

  27. Will Smith Hurdles
    it had to be said
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    Looks like he’s auditioning for the Urkel movie.

  28. Chloe Sevigny Legs Tight Minidress Boots
    Josephus
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    Dress: Hit

    Person wearing it: Miss

  29. Emma Roberts Legs Pale Skin Short Shorts
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    Nice hat shithead!

  30. Goldie Hawn Nipples
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    What? They don’t make bras in her age?

  31. Will Smith Hurdles
    Frank Burns
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    The Fresh Prance of Bel-Air

  32. Suzanne Somers Upskirt Legs Extra
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    That poor girl in the back… What has been seen cannot be unseen…

  33. Suzanne Somers Upskirt Legs Extra
    it had to be said
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    Thighmaster indeed.

  34. Amy Childs Cleavage Glittered Body Suit
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    Will these work on my peen?

  35. Will Smith Hurdles
    EricLr
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    Geez, they’re making Men In Black hurdles now?

  36. David Beckham
    it had to be said
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    That other hand is definitely in his pants. No doubt.

  37. Amy Childs Cleavage Glittered Body Suit
    your mom
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    Does Jennifer Love Hewitt know this bitch stole her idea?!?!?

  38. David Beckham
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    LET’S MOVE…. our hand slowly down to our crotch…

  39. Bill Murray Plaid Jacket Cannes
    Frank Burns
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    When did Murray become a prop comic . . .

  40. Tom Jones
    it had to be said
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    No, Tom. That’s not the Shocker. No wonder she got pissed.

  41. Joel Madden Giraffe
    it had to be said
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    Smart kid. Dumb dad.

  42. Katherine Heigl Cleavage Bitch Face
    Mr. Ronny Davis Jr.
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    A genuinely unpleasant and unappealing puke whore.

  43. Joel Madden Giraffe
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    Suddenly, the giraffe looks like a better parent to that child…

  44. Amy Childs Cleavage Glittered Body Suit
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    I’d have loved to see the business plan she submitted.

  45. Vanessa Paradis
    EricLr
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    Looks like the fashion industry has embraced meth chic.

  46. Bruno Tonioli Mario Lopez
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    At least one of them is out and proud…

  47. Bill Murray Plaid Jacket Cannes
    it had to be said
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    What kind of a tool makes a jacket out of the AIDS quilt?

  48. Chloe Sevigny Legs Tight Minidress Boots
    it had to be said
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    Hey, Bones, who’s your friend behind you.

  49. Geri Halliwell Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Too bad the trademark for Old Spice is taken.

  50. Bruno Tonioli Mario Lopez
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Gay sex is 3 . . . 2 . . . Travolta arrives . . . NOW . . . 1 . . .

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