The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.15.13

May 15th, 2013 // 401 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which draws pretty heavily on the two big film premieres from last night. First, there was The Great Gatsby at Cannes, from which two Leonardo DiCaprio pics were chosen, because I don’t know how to not include this or this. Then it was apparently a fantastic ass-themed premiere for Star Trek Into Darkness, which LeVar Burton was totally down with. Aside from all that, there’s Reese & Jim‘s power lunch, Amber Rose just about back to her pre-baby disgustingly obese ass weight, and Governor Chris Christie explaining to Prince Harry how “Soon as construction’s complete, we’re gonna cover this whole area in hot fudge.”

Dolph Lundgren with a ponytail is the cherry on top,

- Photo Boy

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  1.  Jennifer Morrison Butt Tight Pants Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    I nearly died of a heart attack. Kirsten Dunce can look this good? KNEW it couldn’t be true.

  2. Dolph Lundgren Backwards Hat Ponytail Red Sneakers
    Ken
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    Google this guy – He’s a bloody genius (IQ is 160), has a master’s in chemical engineering, was a Fulbright scholar….
    And he goes out in public like this.

  3. Zachary Quinto Weird Hair Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
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    That hairstyle is not… logical.

  4. Zachary Quinto Weird Hair Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
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    Are you sure this isn’t also a wax figure?

  5. Adam Lambert Pants Tucked Into Boots Nylon Party
    Pine Table Fever
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    ‘Hi, I’m Adam. Pleased to meet you.’
    ‘….uh, you’re supposed to shake my hand.’

  6. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Pants Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
    skunk
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    she wants it

  7. LeVar Burton Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
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    “OOOOOOOOOOK-lahoma, where the wind comes sweepin’ down the plain….”

  8. Zachary Quinto Weird Hair Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Now that the Big Boy’s had lap band surgery, I bet Bob totally dumps him.

  9. Alice Eve Tight Dress Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
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    She obviously has a better operating system than Windows 7.

  10. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Pants Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
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    you’d all “Acer”, if given the chance…

  11. Amy Adams Cleavage American Hustle Set
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    “No, craft services sends me my cereal dry. Watch this.”

  12. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Ice Cream Cone Girls Set
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    sad trombone sound.

  13. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Ice Cream Cone Girls Set
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    Why do I have a feeling that if we indeed did get an up-skirt shot here, it would have looked exactly the same as the side-ways vagina under her nose.

  14. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Pants Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
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    Ironically, it’s her “deucer” that gets all the attention.

  15. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Pants Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
    FreakNasty
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    Google image her front pictures. Just as fine and half of wisker biscuit in one picture.

  16. Prince Charles Queen Elizabeth Secret Handshake Chapel Royal
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    The Royal Family begs the Queen Mum to let Charles occasionally win at arm wrestling, but she merely scoffs and says, “I’m not raising any nellies.”

  17.  Jennifer Morrison Butt Tight Pants Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
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    This outfit looks awesome on her. I love her character on Once Upon a Time.

  18. Amber Rose Huge Butt Sweatpants
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    “I lost fifty poun– wait, I just found it.”

  19. Zachary Quinto Weird Hair Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
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    I thought the whole point of being gay was to have nice hair.

  20. Joel Madden Arguing With Photographer Jamie Fawcett
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    “I’m 34 years old, Dad, AND I’LL WEAR WHAT I WANT!”

  21. Jared Leto Tongue Out Drinking From Fountain Terry Richardson
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    After his hosts played the bidet trick on him, Jared vowed to never visit Paris again.

  22. Daymond John Feeling Barbara Corcorans Butt ABC Upfronts
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    Business in the front, party in the back.

  23. Prince Harry Chris Christie Touring Jersey Shore
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    Despite an all-star cast, initial reviews for Baz Luhrmann’s new musical “Jerzy!” were, at best, mixed…

  24. Tricia Helfer Cleavage Tight Dress ABC Upfronts
    Brought It
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    Hot hot hot, and I’m a straight chick.

  25. Prince Charles Queen Elizabeth Secret Handshake Chapel Royal
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    “Mum…Mum…Mummy…Mummy…Mother…Mum…MUM…MUMMY…
    “Charles, will you please shut your fucking pie hole!?!?

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