The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.15.13

May 15th, 2013 // 401 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which draws pretty heavily on the two big film premieres from last night. First, there was The Great Gatsby at Cannes, from which two Leonardo DiCaprio pics were chosen, because I don’t know how to not include this or this. Then it was apparently a fantastic ass-themed premiere for Star Trek Into Darkness, which LeVar Burton was totally down with. Aside from all that, there’s Reese & Jim‘s power lunch, Amber Rose just about back to her pre-baby disgustingly obese ass weight, and Governor Chris Christie explaining to Prince Harry how “Soon as construction’s complete, we’re gonna cover this whole area in hot fudge.”

Dolph Lundgren with a ponytail is the cherry on top,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Chris Brown Camo Pants Leather Vest BET Awards Press Conference
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    I B-E-T whatever he won an award for SUCKED!

  2. Penelope Cruz Huge Pregant Belly Eduardo Cruz
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    I did not realize she was 78 months pregnant.

  3. Zachary Quinto Weird Hair Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
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    “Gumby! He was once a little green slab of gay…Gumby!’

  4. Jared Leto Tongue Out Drinking From Fountain Terry Richardson
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    On the fast track to cholera I see.

  5. Daymond John Feeling Barbara Corcorans Butt ABC Upfronts
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    That looks like the exact opposite of an “Up Front.”

  6. Prince Harry Chris Christie Touring Jersey Shore
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    “This is where Snooki got punched in the face”
    “Fascinating!”

  7. Adam Lambert Pants Tucked Into Boots Nylon Party
    yoop
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    cup check

  8. Enrique Iglesias Smelling Bra Onstage
    DanDanDans
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    Mmmm, tittie residue.

  9. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Pants Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
    anonym
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    She knows she has a nice ass. But she seems so boring.

  10. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight White Jeans
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    Look, it’s the smart, slender one.

  11. Katie Holmes Nipples No Bra Luke Kirby Mania Days Set
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    You can take the gay away from beard, but you can’t take the beard away from the gay.

  12. Tobey Maguire Leonardo DiCaprio The Great Gatsby Cannes
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    “Magnum?”
    “Shh, no. You’re not ready yet. Stick with Blue Steel.”
    “Yea. This feels right.”

  13. Tricia Helfer Cleavage Tight Dress ABC Upfronts
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    Oh my…gonna go watch BSG again myself. I love this woman!

  14. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Ice Cream Cone Girls Set
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    “Ok, I’ve removed the yeast and placed it in a receptacle as instructed. Now what?”

  15. Chris Brown Camo Pants Leather Vest BET Awards Press Conference
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    “Hogwash. What you want is a pillowcase filled with Irish Spring. She’ll get the message and you won’t have to ice down your hands afterwards. Now where’s my trophy motherfuckers?!”

  16. Leonardo DiCaprio The Great Gatsby Cannes
    JungleRed
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    Damn, it’s good to be me!

  17. Kanye West Jacket In Mouth Bump On Forehead
    under no illusions
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    Trying to get the “fudge taste ” out of his mouth

  18. Tobey Maguire Leonardo DiCaprio The Great Gatsby Cannes
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    They both look like ginormous chodes here.

  19. Joel Madden Arguing With Photographer Jamie Fawcett
    Jman
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    “Ok Ok, I’ll get the shorts in the shot too.”

  20. Tricia Helfer Cleavage Tight Dress ABC Upfronts
    Jman
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    Kind of think her agent and manager need to do a better job getting her good gigs. She’s looking astounding right here.

  21. Chris Hemsworth Thor Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    tlmck
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    Which button do you press to make him disappear.

  22. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Pants Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
    Vlad
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    does this woman always walk backwards? I’ve yet to see a shot of her front on this site.

  23. Zoe Saldana Midriff See Through Dress Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
    Tata
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    ” What are you saying? That’s not what androgynous mean? Oh, crap! I’ll just take my clothes off to make everybody forget about it.”
    But we haven’t and probably never will, Zoe…

  24. Leonardo DiCaprio The Great Gatsby Cannes
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    “God, my farts smell like cinnamon waffles!”

  25. LeVar Burton Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
    Vlad
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    KHHHAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!

  26. Reese Witherspoon Jim Toth Drinking Wine Soho House
    Vlad
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    Finish your drink, babe, I just spotted some cops to shout at.

  27. Kanye West Jacket In Mouth Bump On Forehead
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    “Agent West to any agent near Hollywood and Vine, this fat chick just put an entire turkey leg down her pants, need assistance!”

  28. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Ice Cream Cone Girls Set
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    She just sat down and realized she had shit her pants some time ago.

  29. Enrique Iglesias Smelling Bra Onstage
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    Strangest mic ever..

  30. Chris Brown Camo Pants Leather Vest BET Awards Press Conference
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    For a minute there, I thought I read BEAT awards. Must be the drugs.

  31. Dolph Lundgren Backwards Hat Ponytail Red Sneakers
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    Doesn’t hang in LA much does he…

  32. Adam Lambert Pants Tucked Into Boots Nylon Party
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    “ew.. Thanks for letting me touch it!”

  33. Tobey Maguire Leonardo DiCaprio The Great Gatsby Cannes
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    um, no Leo, your farts DO NOT smell like cinnamon waffles.

  34. Amber Rose Huge Butt Sweatpants
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    Beep… Beep… Beep… Beep…

  35. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Pants Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
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    shes gorgeous but my god are there ANY other angles of this woman besides this one?

  36. Leonardo DiCaprio The Great Gatsby Cannes
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    Gay. And Gatsby looks atrocious

  37. Adriana Lima Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Victoria Secret What Is Sexy 2013
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    she is PERFECTION. This should be on the cover of People magazine, not that washed up troll paltrow

  38. Zoe Saldana Midriff See Through Dress Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
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    nice thin body but that dress is blah

  39. Amber Rose Huge Butt Sweatpants
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    big girl

  40. LeVar Burton Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
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    Hold that note……

  41. Alice Eve Tight Dress Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
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    sexy bitch, great curvy body!

  42. Prince Harry Chris Christie Touring Jersey Shore
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    so when is he going to start losing weight? he got lapband 3 months ago

  43. Joel Madden Arguing With Photographer Jamie Fawcett
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    Don’t look now but his socks don’t match….

  44. Katie Holmes Nipples No Bra Luke Kirby Mania Days Set
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    quick kate- crouch down a little, its the pap.

  45. Reese Witherspoon Jim Toth Drinking Wine Soho House
    lori
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    He does not seem like husband material.

  46. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Pants Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
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    She knows what’s paying her rent.

  47. Enrique Iglesias Smelling Bra Onstage
    TheOneBender
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    Wheres the salsa?

  48. Leonardo DiCaprio The Great Gatsby Cannes
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    “Alright! There’s a new level on Angry Bird Star Wars!”

  49. Prince Harry Chris Christie Touring Jersey Shore
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    and over here, before sandy, there was a huge wall of sand dunes.

    but i ate them.

  50. Amy Adams Cleavage American Hustle Set
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    There’s just something about a pretty redhead with milky white titties that warms the caca’s of my heart!

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