The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.15.13

May 15th, 2013 // 401 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which draws pretty heavily on the two big film premieres from last night. First, there was The Great Gatsby at Cannes, from which two Leonardo DiCaprio pics were chosen, because I don’t know how to not include this or this. Then it was apparently a fantastic ass-themed premiere for Star Trek Into Darkness, which LeVar Burton was totally down with. Aside from all that, there’s Reese & Jim‘s power lunch, Amber Rose just about back to her pre-baby disgustingly obese ass weight, and Governor Chris Christie explaining to Prince Harry how “Soon as construction’s complete, we’re gonna cover this whole area in hot fudge.”

Dolph Lundgren with a ponytail is the cherry on top,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Prince Harry Chris Christie Touring Jersey Shore
    Frank Burns
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    Hurry up boys, or you’ll be late for the Raccoon Lodge meeting.

  2. Chris Brown Camo Pants Leather Vest BET Awards Press Conference
    tlmck
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    The only thing in the world worse than Chris Brown is a fan of Chris Brown.

  3. Dolph Lundgren Backwards Hat Ponytail Red Sneakers
    tlmck
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    Looks more like The Hoff spying a cheeseburger.

  4. Jared Leto Tongue Out Drinking From Fountain Terry Richardson
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    Of course.

  5. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight White Jeans
    AnitaC24
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    They all have that misshapen double-wide ass.

  6. Joel Madden Arguing With Photographer Jamie Fawcett
    bdog821
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    Looks like the photographer wet himself all the way thru his shoes.

  7. Reese Witherspoon Jim Toth Drinking Wine Soho House
    AnitaC24
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    They’re in NYC. We never drive here.

  8. Zoe Saldana Midriff See Through Dress Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
    tlmck
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    A dress from a little shop in Alpha Cantauri.

  9. Katie Holmes Nipples No Bra Luke Kirby Mania Days Set
    AnitaC24
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    Pretty – but sub par body.

  10. Katie Holmes Nipples No Bra Luke Kirby Mania Days Set
    tlmck
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    “Do you think anybody noticed we were gone 2 minutes?”

  11. Daymond John Feeling Barbara Corcorans Butt ABC Upfronts
    tlmck
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    This is what passes for “entertainment” at ABC these days.

  12. Alice Eve Tight Dress Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
    tlmck
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    The costuming on Star Trek is certainly improving.

  13. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Pants Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
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    While I appreciate ogling and fapping to Maria, there is something about her that screams “tries too hard”

  14. Amy Adams Cleavage American Hustle Set
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    Amy “funbags” Adams

  15. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Ice Cream Cone Girls Set
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    Sums up season 2 of Girls

  16. Leonardo DiCaprio The Great Gatsby Cannes
    amir
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    That’s the face of partying and living hard

  17. Prince Harry Chris Christie Touring Jersey Shore
    AnitaC24
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    OK, boys, hit it. Start spreading the news…

  18. Prince Harry Chris Christie Touring Jersey Shore
    tlmck
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    “Yes prince, I’m known as far and wide.”

  19. Kanye West Jacket In Mouth Bump On Forehead
    rospo
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    oh don’t bother about this this mark on your forehead, it was just a pole but you’re now as mighty as Harry Potter.

  20. Enrique Iglesias Smelling Bra Onstage
    rospo
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    best place to hide lyrics !

  21. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Ice Cream Cone Girls Set
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    she looks really cute

  22. Prince Charles Queen Elizabeth Secret Handshake Chapel Royal
    rospo
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    Young man, let me remind you that paper beats rock, loser.

  23. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight White Jeans
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    nice!

  24. Kanye West Jacket In Mouth Bump On Forehead
    anonymous
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    The jacket must still smell like/taste like his boyfriend.

  25. Tobey Maguire Leonardo DiCaprio The Great Gatsby Cannes
    anonymous
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    Maguire looks like he “see what you did there….”

  26. Alice Eve Tight Dress Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
    anonymous
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    And she back to being a fembot. At least now they programmed her to smile.

  27. Tricia Helfer Cleavage Tight Dress ABC Upfronts
    anonymous
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    So hot even her voice alone on Mass Effect will give you wood.

  28. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Pants Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
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    What I wouldn’t do to get a shot at dat ass. So sexy.

  29. Prince Charles Queen Elizabeth Secret Handshake Chapel Royal
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    “We’ll never again speak of the time we had Diana killed, deal?”
    “Deal.”

  30. Leonardo DiCaprio The Great Gatsby Cannes
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    He’s just looking through this year’s Victoria’s Secret catalog to pick his new girlfriend that he’ll dump in 3 weeks.

  31. Amy Adams Cleavage American Hustle Set
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    Another formerly flat chested woman that pregnancy has blessed with breasts. There may be something to this making babies shit.

  32. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Ice Cream Cone Girls Set
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    She is the very definition of meh.

  33. Enrique Iglesias Smelling Bra Onstage
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    You’re supposed to wear that thing over your balls, Enrique.

  34.  Jennifer Morrison Butt Tight Pants Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
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    She was so hot on “House”. How House never took the opportunity to get in that ass, I’ll never know.

  35. Prince Harry Chris Christie Touring Jersey Shore
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    “I gotta be honest with you Harry. When they said I’d be hanging out with Prince today, I was assuming I’d be partying like it’s 1999.”

  36. Adriana Lima Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Victoria Secret What Is Sexy 2013
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    “What is sexy?” Adriana Lima for one.

  37. Baz Luhrmann Carey Mulligan The Great Gatsby Cannes
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    “I have ice cream.”

  38. Zoe Saldana Midriff See Through Dress Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
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    Literally the only reasons I want to see this movie are her and Alice Eve.

  39. Katie Holmes Nipples No Bra Luke Kirby Mania Days Set
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    Glad to see her working again.

  40. Tobey Maguire Leonardo DiCaprio The Great Gatsby Cannes
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    I’m expect Maguire to break out in a dance number at any moment.

  41. Chris Hemsworth Thor Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
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    Did they have to model it after Thor’s expression when he found out they didn’t have anymore peppercorn?

  42. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Pants Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
    Dirty Travolta
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    I would love to be her toilet paper

  43. Daymond John Feeling Barbara Corcorans Butt ABC Upfronts
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    Did she decide to fund Daniel Tosh’s Shark Tank project?

  44. Alice Eve Tight Dress Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
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    So fucking sexy.

  45.  Jennifer Morrison Butt Tight Pants Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
    MIRV
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    Into Darkness, gee I’d sure like to, ahem, well [adjusts bowtie], do that, er…with her um…how do you say…

  46. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Pants Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
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    “Look at me! From the back, I look like Angelina Jolie’s front!”

  47. Enrique Iglesias Smelling Bra Onstage
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    “Damn! And I had JUST bought this for Angelina Jolie! Now I have to go shopping AGAIN!”

  48. Amy Adams Cleavage American Hustle Set
    Skeeter
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    Huge fan of Amy Adams.

  49. Tricia Helfer Cleavage Tight Dress ABC Upfronts
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    Everything she says and does is sexy.

  50. Prince Charles Queen Elizabeth Secret Handshake Chapel Royal
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    “You’re senile, mother.”
    “No, YOU’RE senile, dear.”
    “No, YOU’RE senile, mother…”

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