The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.15.13

May 15th, 2013 // 401 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which draws pretty heavily on the two big film premieres from last night. First, there was The Great Gatsby at Cannes, from which two Leonardo DiCaprio pics were chosen, because I don’t know how to not include this or this. Then it was apparently a fantastic ass-themed premiere for Star Trek Into Darkness, which LeVar Burton was totally down with. Aside from all that, there’s Reese & Jim‘s power lunch, Amber Rose just about back to her pre-baby disgustingly obese ass weight, and Governor Chris Christie explaining to Prince Harry how “Soon as construction’s complete, we’re gonna cover this whole area in hot fudge.”

Dolph Lundgren with a ponytail is the cherry on top,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Daymond John Feeling Barbara Corcorans Butt ABC Upfronts
    j/k
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    I have this idea for a web short. It’s called 1 black guy, 1 old lady, and a cup.

  2. Chris Hemsworth Thor Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
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    Talkin’ it up! On The Barry Gibb Talk Show.

  3. Prince Harry Chris Christie Touring Jersey Shore
    Deacon Jones
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    “Come on Walsh we don’t have all day. There’s 50 more houses to tear down after yours.”

  4. Daymond John Feeling Barbara Corcorans Butt ABC Upfronts
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    Obvious jokes aside, what the fuck is actually going on here?

  5. Prince Harry Chris Christie Touring Jersey Shore
    JC
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    “And so I sang, ‘Everybody’s gone surfin!’ but nobody thought it was funny!”

  6. Prince Charles Queen Elizabeth Secret Handshake Chapel Royal
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I would make a Weekend At Bernie’s joke, but based on her face and his hand, I can’t tell which one is actually alive.

  7. Joel Madden Arguing With Photographer Jamie Fawcett
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    And when you say “confronting,” I’m sure you mean “inquiring as to why the photographer won’t take his photo.”

  8. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Ice Cream Cone Girls Set
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    this is my least favorite upskirt of today.

  9. Enrique Iglesias Smelling Bra Onstage
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    “What’s it for? What’s it do?”

  10. Prince Harry Chris Christie Touring Jersey Shore
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    Prince Harry and Chris Christie are an odd enough pairing, but why is Michale Stipe there?

  11. Amy Adams Cleavage American Hustle Set
    Alex
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    Oh good, more of her.

  12. Prince Charles Queen Elizabeth Secret Handshake Chapel Royal
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    There hasn’t been a handshake this intense since Predator.

  13. LeVar Burton Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
    Senor Trout
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    Thats a pretty decent Kanye impression. Parts of it, anyway.

  14. Alice Eve Tight Dress Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
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    I vote this as the hottest picture of a fully covered woman ever to appear on The Superficial. And maybe the whole damn Internet.

  15. Jared Leto Tongue Out Drinking From Fountain Terry Richardson
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    That’s a cool photo…and there’s nearly zero change a homeless guy took a shit in that fountain 20 minutes ago.

  16. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Ice Cream Cone Girls Set
    Alex
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    Every photo Lena takes is exactly the same. Like she’s a walking magazine shoot for uncomfortable, misshaped, “I’m the voice of my generation” liberal, “apologetically look at me”

    No thanks.

  17. LeVar Burton Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
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    Levar Burton describing the time he met NBA scrub Jason Collins.

  18. Joel Madden Arguing With Photographer Jamie Fawcett
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    The photographer’s T-shirt says “Go To Jail Lindsay” with a picture of the policeman from the Monopoly board. So we were all going to side with him, anyway.

  19. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Ice Cream Cone Girls Set
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    That facial expression’s actually an improvement.

  20. Reese Witherspoon Jim Toth Drinking Wine Soho House
    Cock Dr
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    I see a little thng like a DUI arrest isn’t going to slow his sauce sucking down one bit.
    Perhaps call a cab this time?

  21. Zachary Quinto Weird Hair Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
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    No need to be on the cover of OUT, just keep looking like this and people will get the hint.

  22. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Ice Cream Cone Girls Set
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    I just can’t handle a REAL woman.

  23. Joel Madden Arguing With Photographer Jamie Fawcett
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    The photographer was correct. I has been at least 5 years since Madden has been relevant.

  24. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Pants Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
    Weeblo
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    I love the menudo

  25. Joel Madden Arguing With Photographer Jamie Fawcett
    Senor Trout
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    The photog has five fingers up to indicate how many Madden brothers he could beat down at the same time.

  26. Katie Holmes Nipples No Bra Luke Kirby Mania Days Set
    Cock Dr
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    Congratulations on your freedom. It must feel great.

  27. Prince Charles Queen Elizabeth Secret Handshake Chapel Royal
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    Yo what up?

    You my dawg.

  28. LeVar Burton Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
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    He looks weird without the visor.

  29. Dolph Lundgren Backwards Hat Ponytail Red Sneakers
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    “I must break… in these sassy new kicks!”

  30. Tobey Maguire Leonardo DiCaprio The Great Gatsby Cannes
    Cock Dr
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    Maguire looks like he may upchuck without warning.

  31. Reese Witherspoon Jim Toth Drinking Wine Soho House
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    “You’re drivin…”
    “Shhnuhuh.. YOU are.”

  32. LeVar Burton Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
    journalschism
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    I’m surprised this guy would want to go anywhere near a pair of sunglasses.

  33. Amber Rose Huge Butt Sweatpants
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    What’s the first letter on that hat?

  34. Zachary Quinto Weird Hair Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    His Spock will live long and prosper.

  35. Amber Rose Huge Butt Sweatpants
    journalschism
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    In West Hollywood? That IS West Hollywood.

  36. Enrique Iglesias Smelling Bra Onstage
    Tiggles
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    “Oh sweeet! A double-barreled slingshot!”

  37. Leonardo DiCaprio The Great Gatsby Cannes
    lara
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    Nothing scarier than a 12 old face with facial hair and wrinkles.

    • whatthe

      I dunno, I was just about to say he hasn’t aged well. I would have never thought that this guy used to be a teen heart throb.

  38. Chris Brown Camo Pants Leather Vest BET Awards Press Conference
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    Camo gear on. All ready to hunt. Rihanna’s 15 minute head start will be up any minute.

  39. Chris Hemsworth Thor Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    journalschism
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    If you look closely, you can see a strand of Elsa Pataky’s pubic hair in his mouth.

  40. Leonardo DiCaprio The Great Gatsby Cannes
    lara
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    *years

  41. Zoe Saldana Midriff See Through Dress Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
    SIN
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    Only a flaming homo gives hanjobs in public

  42. Prince Harry Chris Christie Touring Jersey Shore
    journalschism
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    “And over there is where we plan to store all the fat I’m gonna lose.”

  43. Joel Madden Arguing With Photographer Jamie Fawcett
    Fuzzy Dustmite
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    “I’m famous!”
    “For like five minutes!”

  44. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Ice Cream Cone Girls Set
    tlmck
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    Looks like Selena Gomez turned her down.

  45. Jared Leto Tongue Out Drinking From Fountain Terry Richardson
    Tiggles
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    T. Richardson School of Photography:
    - black and white photos = edgy
    - color photos = contemporary
    - always use attention whores as models
    That is all.

  46. Prince Charles Queen Elizabeth Secret Handshake Chapel Royal
    The Viking
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    “What’s da matter, MI6 having you push too many pencils?”

  47. Kanye West Jacket In Mouth Bump On Forehead
    mcdoubler
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    “what do you mean this isn’t Kim?!”

  48. Zoe Saldana Midriff See Through Dress Star Trek Into Darkness Premiere
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    “I’m Zoe Saldana. I dated the once sexiest man alive and no one cared. I’m walking around naked and nobody cares. I am the dullest person who has ever lived.”

  49. Kanye West Jacket In Mouth Bump On Forehead
    AnitaC24
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    Peek-a-boo, we see you — asshole!

  50. Baz Luhrmann Carey Mulligan The Great Gatsby Cannes
    mcdoubler
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    “hahaha, seriously, stop, i’ve already dialed 9-1-”

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